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A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004
Dressing well doesn't matter

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i think it probs depends on the situation :shrug:

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
maybe if ur a poor with a bad job

Drunk & Ugly
Feb 10, 2003

GIMME GIMME GIMME, DON'T ASK WHAT FOR
i counter that dressing doesnt matter

now come lick my dangling scrotum

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
so vibram fivefingers, cargo jorts, and a videogame shirt? got it

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i just watched a porno with a chinawoman in it. it was ok

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it matters less if you are very attractive

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

would all dayum day

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

haha wow talk about poor taste in slogan shirts

poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
i disagree but i still respect your opinion

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

poopnanners posted:

i disagree but i still respect your opinion

hello poopnannedrs. how r u

naem
May 29, 2011

Serious Frolicking posted:

it matters less if you are very attractive

If you do lots of push-ups and your boobs stick out real good you can wear wacky tshirts and people laugh nervously when you go jogging

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

If you do lots of push-ups and your boobs stick out real good you can wear wacky tshirts and people laugh nervously when you go jogging

speaking of which front ur cock

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004

Serious Frolicking posted:

it matters less if you are very attractive

If you have a lot of charisma/ charm it doesn't matter

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
i used to spend a decent amount of money on clothes and a hair stylist and as you get older, and poorer, and just don't give a poo poo it's kind of shocking how easy it is to get a mildly attractive out of shape girls number even while wearing a shirt from highschool with holes in the elbows

this will be in my pick up artist e-book, on amazon early december in time for you to find a christmas date

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

If you have a lot of charisma/ charm it doesn't matter

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
e: but for real its a bad call wearing a text t-shirt featuring mostly words like "wop" and "dyke" the most charismatic person int he world is gonna have a tough time playing that one off


ee: gently caress it. do you. rock what you can, gently caress what you can't.

Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 08:18 on Aug 18, 2016

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

If you have a lot of charisma/ charm it doesn't matter

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

A CRUNK BIRD posted:

If you have a lot of charisma/ charm it doesn't matter

well yeah, but that precludes anyone who would ever willingly post in gbs

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

seriously frolic with my dick n balls

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Personally I only wear hooded brown robes of the kind medieval monks wore

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I have no charisma or charm so can also wear whatever I want as it makes zero difference in people's perception of me.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
I got a "gently caress you you fuckin gently caress" shirt in nyc once and when I wear it, old people literally yell at me it's hilarious. I wish I was bad enough to call them wilting violets and to return to they safe spaces but unfortunately I am too polite and merely smirk.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
I wish I had the charisma of those 80's chubby party animal types that wear brightly colored Hawaiian shirts with mom jeans.

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Wicker Man posted:

I wish I had the charisma of those 80's chubby party animal types that wear brightly colored Hawaiian shirts with mom jeans.

Listen to a lot of jimmy buffett and the change will gradually but surely happen on it's own. Warning: may also result in dad bod.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


yo op i miss your t Rex av

Marijuana Nihilist
Aug 27, 2015

by Smythe
sometimes beautiful clothes only highlights a person's comparative ugliness

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Apr 8, 2012

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Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Reading down that list almost makes it sound like some kind of wacky millennial drink.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Chinatown posted:

would all dayum day

while she berated me with racial/homophobic slurs that don't really apply

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Chinatown posted:

would all dayum day

that's a man

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX
which team has more people dress well or dress bad I want to join the biggest team

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

ArtIsResistance posted:

which team has more people dress well or dress bad I want to join the biggest team

Dress bad is the majority. Because even people that think they are dressed well look like clowns to other people that have a different standard of being dressed well.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
can I wear socks and sandals now?

NihilismNow
Aug 31, 2003

Darth123123 posted:

can I wear socks and sandals now?

Provided the socks are white and go up to your knees.

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

NihilismNow posted:

Dress bad is the majority. Because even people that think they are dressed well look like clowns to other people that have a different standard of being dressed well.

you just called yourself..

A CLOWN!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
dressing well shows respect for others and yourself, op

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goatse.cx haver
Oct 17, 2010

precious metals
im wearing my posting pants

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