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Today I had rasins for breakfast, picadillo cubano for lunch, and shrimp/greenbeans/green onion for dinner im gassy af right now, just farting up a storm, wtf why what did I eat to do this to me? Genesplicer, you're a scientist, can you explain this phenomenon? 
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Aug 18, 2016 07:29
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*sigh* your posts, op. see I don't even really mean that
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Aug 18, 2016 07:31
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heavy drinking + packets of chips
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Aug 18, 2016 07:33
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I eat an entire box of Fiber One bars a day
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Aug 18, 2016 07:34
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gotta get gas
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Aug 18, 2016 07:35
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mahbe its all the rear end hosing op?
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Aug 18, 2016 07:36
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driving through LA usually gives me terrible gas
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Aug 18, 2016 07:37
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Driving a lot tends to force me to get gas OP.
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Aug 18, 2016 08:01
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One time I ate a whole bunch of raisin bran and pooped and farted tons
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Aug 18, 2016 08:40
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Once I farted so hard that I blew a hole in my barcalounger
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Aug 18, 2016 08:44
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I guess it would be nervous situations like getting pulled over or having a job interview, or maybe being mugged.
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Aug 18, 2016 11:20
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Farting during a mugging sounds like it would be the most awkward thing. Maybe awkward enough to get the mugger to leave.
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Aug 18, 2016 11:52
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Eating a lot of potatoes
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Aug 18, 2016 12:50
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Lentil and pumpkin stew. Holy gently caress
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Aug 18, 2016 12:50
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beer, sadly!
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Aug 18, 2016 12:52
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Foods that are difficult to digest, OP.
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Aug 18, 2016 13:36
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 I always do what the little light says. I live by the gauge. I obey the gauge.
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Aug 18, 2016 13:42
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i get gas almost every time i post one of my trademarked worthless threads around here
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Aug 18, 2016 13:46
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H.H posted:Farting during a mugging sounds like it would be the most awkward thing. Ya. It's worked for me a few times. We both ended up having a good chuckle.
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Aug 18, 2016 13:50
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hot pockets and the holocaust
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Aug 18, 2016 14:32
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op I hope you live forever, watching year by year as your loved ones pass, until eventually you are alone, completely and utterly alone. But alive.
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Aug 18, 2016 15:10
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Yesterday I had a steak, beef jerky and cashews. I could knock a person out with my gas today. edit: Oh hey OctoberBlues.
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Aug 18, 2016 16:34
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Broccoli turns my rear end into the toxic avenger.
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Aug 18, 2016 16:35
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my vehicle runs on diesel it's a TDI but not one from the "bad" years
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Aug 18, 2016 16:53
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when i hit my boiling point i get p gassy OP
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Aug 18, 2016 17:04
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hth posted:when i hit my boiling point i get p gassy OP HAHAHHAA OMG VAPOR LOL OMG
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Aug 18, 2016 17:14
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Cream of mushroom
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Aug 18, 2016 17:16
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I'm pooping right now. Hoping I don't lose my gas after.
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Aug 18, 2016 17:18
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Cream of mushroom stream of butt doom
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Aug 18, 2016 17:25
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VendaGoat posted:Yesterday I had a steak, beef jerky and cashews. I could knock a person out with my gas today. Howdy sam!
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Aug 18, 2016 17:46
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psychokitty posted:HAHAHHAA OMG VAPOR LOL OMG this bitch gets it
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Aug 18, 2016 20:09
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hth posted:this bitch gets it i r smart bitch *nods*
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Aug 18, 2016 20:12
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Nooner posted:Today I had rasins for breakfast, picadillo cubano for lunch, and shrimp/greenbeans/green onion for dinner I'd be happy to explain. Everybody swallows a small amount of air while they eat. This gas comes out as burps. However, once the partially-digested food enters the intestines, bacteria begin working on it. This happens particularly in the large intestine. The bacteria produce many waste products, some of which take the form of gasses. There are several major gasses that form: Carbon Dioxide (Lotsa volume) Methane (The part that allows you to light your farts on fire) Indole and Skatole (The fart and poop smells associated with farts) Hydrogen Sulfide (The rotten eggs smell part of farts) What you produce with each fart is a result of your particular bacterial population and what you feed them. The more you feed them, the greater the gas volume. Some foods, like beans, tend to provide lots of food for the bacteria. A varied diet will produce varied farts. Fun Fart Facts: -The average person farts between 14 and 19 times per day. -The average person produces enough gas to fill an average party balloon -The average person is not normally offended by the smell of their own farts, but will be offended by the exact same scent, if they think it was farted by another person. -There have been many people over the years who had such complete intestinal control that they could play songs with their farts. In medieval Ireland, these people were known as braigetoír. In Feudal Japan, they were called heppiri otoko (Farting Men). The best known of these was probably Le Petomane, a French artist who performed to sold-out houses in the late 1800s to the early 1900s. Although he played various songs, he was also known for telling stories and providing the sound effects. He would also play an ocarina via a rubber tube inserted into his anus.
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Aug 26, 2016 04:33
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Honey Nut Cheerios. I'll rip farts for weeks after that but god drat I love it
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Aug 26, 2016 04:42
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Only when the light comes on so I get to ask myself is there a gas station within 50 miles? And answer yeah, like hundreds. Then I casually go get gas.
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Aug 26, 2016 04:44
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genesplicer posted:I'd be happy to explain. Everybody swallows a small amount of air while they eat. This gas comes out as burps. However, once the partially-digested food enters the intestines, bacteria begin working on it. This happens particularly in the large intestine. The bacteria produce many waste products, some of which take the form of gasses. There are several major gasses that form: So if I put a balloon in my B hole I could have it mostly filled up by the end of the day!?
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Aug 26, 2016 04:46
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Chief McHeath posted:So if I put a balloon in my B hole I could have it mostly filled up by the end of the day!? Yes, you would. And your pants would look really funny for most of it.
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Aug 26, 2016 04:58
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Why does beer cause so many farts?
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Aug 26, 2016 05:01
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Lt. Tanaka posted:Why does beer cause so many farts? Lotsa nutrients for the bacteria in your gut. Also, some of the Carbon dioxide that carbonates the beer may come out in the intestines, which means it's easier to go out the back door.
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Aug 26, 2016 05:04
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I ate about a litre of cauliflower and potato soup earlier and ever since my anus has been stretched open goatse style by the sheer force of one continuous fart that at this point has lasted for hours.
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