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Whenever I eat bbq ribs I use a knife and fork. I don't like to get the sauce all over my hands and face. I never have to use the moist wipes at Chili's. I think this is a perfectly adequate way of eating ribs but I am constantly teased. This is also why I prefer ice cream bowls to cones. I don't like it melting all over my hands. Sticky fingers; gross! Does anyone else do this? You're nuts if you don't. We are civilized, why not use the simplest tools of civilization to not eat like mongrel animals.
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Why do you need a fork and knife when you have a mouth and the capacity to lean over 
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Aug 18, 2016 23:27
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lol if you don't rub the ribs all over your face and shirt whenever you eat ribs.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:27
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the primal satisfaction of tearing the meat off the bone with your teeth is an essantial part of the rib eating experience
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Aug 18, 2016 23:27
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gently caress u op
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Aug 18, 2016 23:28
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a hole-y ghost posted:Why do you need a fork and knife when you have a mouth and the capacity to lean over That's messy. I am not a beast eating from a trough.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:28
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The best part is after you eat ribs and get the sauce all over your hands, you need to get something out of your pocket.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:28
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due to being disabled and mentally challenge i have to be hosed down in the parking lot after eating ribs
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Aug 18, 2016 23:29
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Enfield posted:due to being disabled and mentally challenge i have to be hosed down in the parking lot after eating ribs I'm not, I use a knife and fork to eat my bbq baby back ribs.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:29
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I'm not, I use a knife and fork to eat my bbq baby back ribs. jeez get primal yo. get messy in your own pathetic way unless you are wearing some nice poo poo but if its bbq rib time get yourself a drat smock or a raincoat or something and just hulk out on that poo poo like the primal carnivore you are instead of repressing that poo poo impotently like some sort of meek fuckboi or something ffs.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:32
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Applewhite posted:The best part is after you eat ribs and get the sauce all over your hands, you need to get something out of your pocket.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:32
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SneakyFrog posted:jeez get primal yo. get messy in your own pathetic way unless you are wearing some nice poo poo but if its bbq rib time get yourself a drat smock or a raincoat or something and just hulk out on that poo poo like the primal carnivore you are instead of repressing that poo poo impotently like some sort of meek fuckboi or something ffs. It's easier to use utensils then put on a raincoat to eat. Just like a spoon and bowl for ice cream.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:34
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hey op, matey here. i eat ribs with my hands but I also prefer my ice cream in a bowl. guess im kind of a weirdo
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Aug 18, 2016 23:34
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a hole-y ghost posted:Why do you need a fork and knife when you have a mouth and the capacity to lean over I'm inclined to agree with the ghost
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Aug 18, 2016 23:34
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FYI I don't have any arms and eat the ribs with my feet, using my toes to rip the meat off.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:35
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Matey posted:hey op, matey here. i eat ribs with my hands but I also prefer my ice cream in a bowl. guess im kind of a weirdo i miss your fatte doggething Hector Beerlioz posted:It's easier to use utensils then put on a raincoat to eat. or dress for the occasion, like leather pants and a clear pvc jacket like the lady replicant wore in blade runner. plan ahead.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:35
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I do this too for the exact same reason. I eat fries with a fork too. And pizza with knife and fork. I guess I just don't like hand food
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Aug 18, 2016 23:35
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If that's the way you like to eat, have at it. Me, any excuse to use moist towelettes.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:36
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only animals and poors (but I repeat myself) eat with their hands
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Aug 18, 2016 23:36
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I approve of ice cream bowls but for fucks sake order something else if you want to eat like a civilized human. Eating ribs is communing with our ancestors who had no more tools than spears and sharpened sticks
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Aug 18, 2016 23:37
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Hector Beerlioz posted:That's messy. I am not a beast eating from a trough. the whole point of ribs is that you are a beast tearing the flesh from the bone with your hands and mouth
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Aug 18, 2016 23:38
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someone post that photo you know the one
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Aug 18, 2016 23:39
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Burgers are ok as finger food, the bun keeps your hands from touching the messy inside. Otherwise it's like putting poo poo on a steak and stuffing it into your maw getting slop everywhere.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:39
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really mashing the "vote 1" button as hard as possible on this thread
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Aug 18, 2016 23:39
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sounds good dog!!! great tips! savinv this for the next meal im making part about the moist wipes was key thanks again
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Aug 18, 2016 23:40
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Chinatown posted:someone post that photo
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Aug 18, 2016 23:40
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Chinatown posted:someone post that photo k 
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Aug 18, 2016 23:40
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Heck I bet you've never been as happy as the rib kid
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Aug 18, 2016 23:40
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ChrisHansen posted:Heck I bet you've never been happy Ftfy
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Aug 18, 2016 23:41
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Sokrateez posted:really mashing the "vote 1" button as hard as possible on this thread Judgment and ridicule everytime I bring this up, so much hate.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:41
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ChrisHansen posted:Heck I bet you've never been as happy as the rib kid still that bullshit bbq sauce shows his sad sad expectations of happiness.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:41
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SneakyFrog posted:i miss your fatte doggething me too, my frog friend
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Aug 18, 2016 23:42
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Matey posted:me too, my frog friend   
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Aug 18, 2016 23:43
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You gotta rip and tear the flesh op you baby back bitch
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Aug 18, 2016 23:43
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Fart Puzzle posted:You gotta rip and tear the flesh op you baby back bitch  Imagining that Chili's commercial but them saying bitch instead of ribs.
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Aug 18, 2016 23:45
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Fart Puzzle posted:You gotta rip and tear the flesh op you baby back bitch They give you a steak knife and fork so I can converse while I eat, not yammer through a mouth of bones
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Aug 18, 2016 23:47
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Hector Beerlioz posted:They give you a steak knife and fork so I can converse while I eat, not yammer through a mouth of bones
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Aug 18, 2016 23:48
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Hector Beerlioz posted:They give you a steak knife and fork so I can converse while I eat, not yammer through a mouth of bones smdh
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Aug 18, 2016 23:48
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a hole-y ghost posted:Meanwhile the other people eating properly are thinking "gently caress you" while you yammer on This has never happened 
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Aug 18, 2016 23:48
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Hector Beerlioz posted:They give you a steak knife and fork so I can converse while I eat, not yammer through a mouth of bones 
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