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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

poo poo I never found them. :shrug: Oh wait there's a California pizza kitchen in normal heights or some poo poo, p good.

if u like wood fired poo poo then theres some good spots

good luck finding NY style thats comparable to east coast stuff

chicago pizza can suckle upon mine balls.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hector Beerlioz posted:

The place that gives out peanuts

Just looked them up. lol that there are no Lonestar Steakhouses in the Lonestar state.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
if i want a deep dish experience ill just microwave some stouffers lasagna lmao

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

The place that gives out peanuts
Five Guys Burgers and Fries

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Chinatown posted:

if u like wood fired poo poo then theres some good spots

good luck finding NY style thats comparable to east coast stuff

chicago pizza can suckle upon mine balls.

Chicago style is good when it's like -15 out.

TehRedWheelbarrow
Mar 16, 2011



Fan of Britches
OP if i were a little bald cancer kid i would use my make a wish to make sure to take you to some tiny little "shoppe" on the side of a road in a rural area and make you eat magnificent ribs out of a little paper boat, like proper street food.

at gunpoint if necessary.

think im gonna play rocket league now..

op. go get ribs and eat them with fervor.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Chinatown posted:

if i want a deep dish experience ill just microwave some stouffers lasagna lmao

oh poo poo....

Stay with me here, China, I'm drawing something up....

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

Five Guys Burgers and Fries

No, there are a million of those, Lonestar has peanuts too only one of those I know of.

P.S. Five Guys hot dogs are not worth the money.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

No, there are a million of those, Lonestar has peanuts too only one of those I know of.

P.S. Five Guys hot dogs are not worth the money.
You tried out five guys' hot dogs.

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.
There was a scene about this in the Adventures of Pete and Pete. Ribs are supposed to be messy.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

SneakyFrog posted:

OP if i were a little bald cancer kid i would use my make a wish to make sure to take you to some tiny little "shoppe" on the side of a road in a rural area and make you eat magnificent ribs out of a little paper boat, like proper street food.

at gunpoint if necessary.

think im gonna play rocket league now..

op. go get ribs and eat them with fervor.

If that place had such amazing food it would be a chain.

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
How many rib can u fit in your dickhole hector, what's your record

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Chinatown posted:

if i want a deep dish experience ill just microwave some stouffers lasagna lmao

Ok, I think I finished the calculations...

What if, yeah, you took a Pillsbury dough pie crust, ok, and rolled that bitch out into a pie tin, then...

molded the Stouffers Lasagna into the pie crust, and baked them together!

Do we have any food scientists in here? can someone check my work?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
new haven pizza is the king of pizzas

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

JiveHonky posted:

How many rib can u fit in your dickhole hector, what's your record

C'mon now jive

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

C'mon now jive
You have to answer him, just know that if you can only fit one in half way you'll forever be branded a halfsie.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I've never put anything up my rear end, please see my other thread about anal sex.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've never put anything up my rear end, please see my other thread about anal sex.

I think he clearly asked about your dickhole, not butt. :colbert:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Reckon if you gotta use utensils for ribs they ain't cooked right. :clint:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Reckon if you gotta use utensils for ribs they ain't cooked right. :clint:

Too right, mate

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

Chinatown posted:

gently caress u op

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

The Bananana posted:

I think he clearly asked about your dickhole, not butt. :colbert:

My bad, JiveHonky. I have put zero bones up my urethra.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I've never put anything up my rear end, please see my other thread about anal sex.
If you think rear end in a top hat when someone says dick hole, clearly certain members of the body do go up your rear end.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

If you think rear end in a top hat when someone says dick hole, clearly certain members of the body do go up your rear end.

check my post above, i've been drinking vodka and can't read that great atm

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

check my post above, i've been drinking vodka and can't read that great atm
So when you're drunk... your rear end in a top hat turns into a dick hole?? :crossarms:

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

So when you're drunk... your rear end in a top hat turns into a dick hole?? :crossarms:

:cripes:

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Mariana Horchata posted:

new haven pizza is the king of dumb name for pizzas

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
are you like an alien in human skin here to observe us or something

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Moridin920 posted:

are you like an alien in human skin here to observe us or something

I have lived my entire live in Virginia and my high school was the Remember the Titans high school

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I have lived my entire live in Virginia and my high school was the Remember the Titans high school
I don't remember them :confused:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



a hole-y ghost posted:

I don't remember them :confused:

Men in black got you

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

a hole-y ghost posted:

I don't remember them :confused:

Wow, Racist!

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Hector Beerlioz posted:

I have lived my entire live in Virginia and my high school was the Remember the Titans high school

that high school is barely even in Virginia. you're from washington you misrepresenter

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Frog Act posted:

that high school is barely even in Virginia. you're from washington you misrepresenter

If that was true having weed wouldn't be a felony

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
the sauce is your war paint. you dishonor yourself by washing any of it off before the battle is over.

SSJ2 Goku Wilders
Mar 24, 2010

Enfield posted:

due to being disabled and mentally challenge i have to be hosed down in the parking lot after eating ribs

Haha

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



Hector Beerlioz posted:

If that was true having weed wouldn't be a felony

in richmond its only a felony if you're black

other people
Jun 27, 2004
Associate Christ
has anyone posted rib kid yet? heh

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

Kaluza-Klein posted:

has anyone posted rib kid yet? heh

Yes

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Kaluza-Klein posted:

has anyone posted rib kid yet? heh

Nice one, ex-lax

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