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Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
Hieronymus Bosch was a funny old Dutch dude with a badass name from the late-1400s to early-1500s or so that painted some really weird poo poo. Artfags often say he was a huge inspiration for surrealism and poo poo, hundreds of years before that crap even existed.

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That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
i like the goatse face

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

That Robot posted:

i like the goatse face

cannot unsee... :stare: omg...

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

That Robot posted:

i like the goatse face

polio king
Jun 19, 2004

Not as good as the 1st season but watchable. If they had invested a bit more in to the scripts rather than his tattoo's It would have slicker. Somewhat predictable and repetitive of other shows and hopefully does better next time around

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



That Robot posted:

i like the goatse face

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Yeah, cool dude. Too religious but wasn't everyone.

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

im the fedora guy riding the helpless naked woman

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

big shags posted:

im the fedora guy riding the helpless naked woman

its about ethics in surrealism

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I don't get what that's supposed to be a picture of. :shrug:

Thirsty Girl
Dec 5, 2015

bruegel was also sick nasty

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
Every time I use my cordless drill, I thank him for inventing it.

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I don't get what that's supposed to be a picture of. :shrug:

apparently Bosch painted out old Dutch proverbs literally, but so many of these are lost now it is impossible to discern the meaning of his paintings

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Lichy posted:

apparently Bosch painted out old Dutch proverbs literally, but so many of these are lost now it is impossible to discern the meaning of his paintings

this one is the proverb about the man who spread his butthole too far open and all hell broke loose

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Lichy posted:

apparently Bosch painted out old Dutch proverbs literally, but so many of these are lost now it is impossible to discern the meaning of his paintings

He also did all the sins, taken literally.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Lichy posted:

apparently Bosch painted out old Dutch proverbs literally, but so many of these are lost now it is impossible to discern the meaning of his paintings

Oh he should try drawing spaghetti he sucks.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers
this feels oddly relevant for some reason

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Jesus Christ posted:

this feels oddly relevant for some reason



my posting station

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Robot Pride posted:

my posting station

Lol

Captain Splashback
Jan 1, 2007

BY APPOINTMENT TO HER MAJESTY
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PUCKINS AND PRINTERS PURVEYORS
Dude's got quite the imagination. Or had one. I wonder if he cut van Gogh's ear off?

Chemtrail
Dec 29, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.

Robot Pride posted:

my posting station

nice setup

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
hes a renegade but he allways catches the badguys

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

polio king posted:

Not as good as the 1st season but watchable. If they had invested a bit more in to the scripts rather than his tattoo's It would have slicker. Somewhat predictable and repetitive of other shows and hopefully does better next time around

Did they make a tv show based on the books?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I own a Bosch fridge that was made by this guy. No wonder they can offer 10 year warranties.

naem
May 29, 2011

I'm the fish butthole monster

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Imagine a Bosch/Scarry co-painting.

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

naem posted:

I'm the fish butthole monster

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

good to see richard gere's gerbil still getting work

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Lmao

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
thanks OP

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Needs more Van Dyke Brown

s0j
May 17, 2003

get fucked, round-eye


;)

PantsandCola
Aug 17, 2013

you did good... you did good
nice

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
There are some people who claim that his art is proof that Wheat Rust was deliberately eaten by some people, notably Bosch. (For those of you who do not get this, Wheat Rust is a plant disease that produces the chemical Lysergic acid diethylamide, which is better known as LSD.) It would explain quite a bit.

naem
May 29, 2011

:stare:

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
guy goes to the trouble of bringing a nice bouquet of flowers to the party and while he is looking for his contact lens some uncouth rogue comes along and starts stealing them

a pickpocket or, more accurately, a picksocket?

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Gave the people what they want: chicken men with spears and demons making GBS threads into dudes.
Also that one with the dying guy in a bed.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

You took the risk, and this time it paid off. Congratulations.

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

genesplicer posted:

You took the risk, and this time it paid off. Congratulations.

:unsmith:

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