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King of Bees posted:I'm so loving American and nobody can doubt that. I've fought on fields of battle for this great country. I proudly own guns of several different calibers. I own a big house in suburbs and I grill a lot of hotdogs, steaks and burgers. Doubt my patriotism and the last thing you'll see is the stars and stripes smothering the life from you.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 19:42 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 13:49 |
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I am so American that I poo poo out an egg the other day and when it hatched there was a baby bald eagle clutching a .45 in it talons. Top that.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:06 |
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I'm so American, I get all my Jesus information from South Park and Chick tracts.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:15 |
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This is an imposter. So much wasted beer
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:21 |
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I'm so American I've "withdrawn" from multiple wars just when we were about to win honest. Also my much lauded Freedom and rights for all collapses at the slightest test. Well, at least I'm fat lazy and obsessed with fake celebrity.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:34 |
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I'm so American I wear my Trucknutz around the house.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:36 |
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ChrisHansen posted:This is an imposter. So much wasted beer
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:37 |
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H.H posted:Is it true that McDonald's is really popular in Russia, even with middle class people who should really know better? There was a thing on NPR a while back about McDonaldsin Russia and like how people were confused by them at first because I guess in Russia everyone who works in restaurants are assholes to the customers but McDonalds is American and they made sure that their employees all like smiled and told people to have a nice da and things so it was really weird
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:39 |
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Nooner posted:There was a thing on NPR a while back about McDonaldsin Russia and like how people were confused by them at first because I guess in Russia everyone who works in restaurants are assholes to the customers but McDonalds is American and they made sure that their employees all like smiled and told people to have a nice da and things so it was really weird Russian customer service is even more sourfaced than Finnish customer service (it's cool because you as a customer don't have to pretend you're having a great day either and can just mumble through the transaction). My Russian textbook presented the situations "Waitresses Just Passing by Your Table When You're Trying to Place an Order" and "Meal Taking Hours to Arrive" as business as usual in a Russian restaurant.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:48 |
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i like the north american model of pretending that EVERYTHING IS FINE
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:54 |
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 23:36 |
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King of Bees posted:I'm so loving American and nobody can doubt that. I've fought on fields of battle for this great country. I proudly own guns of several different calibers. King of Bees posted:I own a big house in suburbs and I grill a lot of hotdogs, steaks and burgers. Doubt my patriotism and the last thing you'll see is the stars and stripes smothering the life from you.
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# ? Aug 19, 2016 23:59 |
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rock, flag, and eeeeeeeagle
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:08 |
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putting up my us flag when done with this post
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:11 |
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I'm so American I just raped and murdered the first Mexican chick to walk past my fireworks stand. And then I turned around and high-fived the county sheriff. WUT NOW Phase 2 is getting her
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:31 |
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A CISHET SHITLORD posted:I'm so American I just raped and murdered the first Mexican chick to walk past my fireworks stand. And then I turned around and high-fived the county sheriff. WUT NOW Holy poo poo
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:36 |
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I made pizza tonight using American dough, Italian tomato sauce, Italian mozzarella cheese and American grown vegetable toppings. Since we perfected pizza it came perfectly. Italians would probably just mess it all up. Like cook it upside down or something.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:56 |
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do you fight for the rights of every man
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:12 |
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Moridin920 posted:do you fight for the rights of every man WTF?
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:15 |
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you said you were a real american
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:23 |
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King of Bees posted:I'm so loving American and nobody can doubt that. I've fought on fields of battle for this great country. I proudly own guns of several different calibers. I own a big house in suburbs and I grill a lot of hotdogs, steaks and burgers. Doubt my patriotism and the last thing you'll see is the stars and stripes smothering the life from you. you loving british sleeper agent
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:25 |
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I am also a red-blooded American. A real world class gently caress up.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:31 |
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being american means you get to do whatever you want so long as jesus didn't say you can't do it
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:48 |
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Yaldabaoth posted:being american means you get to do whatever you want so long as jesus didn't say you can't do it jesus said love your neighbor
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:49 |
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Lol if you, your parents, your grandparents, or anyone traceable in your lineage did a white collar job for a living.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 02:51 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:you loving british sleeper agent Horrifying
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 03:34 |
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Moridin920 posted:do you fight for the rights of every man Real murican only fight fur same kind of person as him durr
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 05:34 |
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I fought in a war once. poo poo was interesting i guess.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 05:36 |
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psychokitty posted:Real murican only fight fur same kind of person as him durr America as myth vs America as reality Also the fact that the US is incredibly culturally diverse, like really it's unbelievable. So people are gonna have different experiences to draw from.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 06:25 |
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King of Bees posted:I use a rascal Put hydraulics and spinners on the rascal. Change the honk to "America, gently caress Yeah"
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 06:36 |
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King of Bees posted:I made pizza tonight using American dough, Italian tomato sauce, Italian mozzarella cheese and American grown vegetable toppings. Since we perfected pizza it came perfectly. Italians would probably just mess it all up. Like cook it upside down or something. That is Chicago style pizza. which is American
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 06:39 |
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i don't eat anything that isn't neon and individually packaged
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 12:54 |
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I'm not really patriotic but it is funny to see bitchmade euros mewling everywhere about their secret jealousy of america
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 12:59 |
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If I was american I'd brag about it most of the time tbh
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 13:31 |
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Helical Nightmares posted:Put hydraulics and spinners on the rascal. Waaaaaay ahead of you. Except my horn is the same as The General Lee on the "The Dukes of Hazard".
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 14:10 |
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hell yes rebel flags everywhere
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 14:11 |
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i'm so american i fetishize the time a bunch of states tried to quit america
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 14:12 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm so american i fetishize the time a bunch of states tried to quit america
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 14:22 |
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:i'm so american i fetishize the time a bunch of states tried to quit america
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:12 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 13:49 |
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I have two tiny american flags in the flower beds at the end of my long drive way and a big rear end one flying over the detached garage that I don't even need except to park my John Deere lawn mower in. You can loving deal with it the rest of the so called 'world'.
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# ? Aug 20, 2016 15:46 |