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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
described by some combination of them. A hundred and fifty or so.
For instance, physically, I resemble Comic Book Guy (*fatty grunt*), intellectually, Professor Frink (Oy hey frezunk goozle, hoy!), and attitude-wise ,Moe Sizlak (I'll rip your face off, you drunken putz!)
Imagine a drunken Frink tearing the poo poo our of Moe's bar.
"You bastards, I gotta neutron bomb in my pocket! You gonna screw with me? I won a Nobel prize!"
...
So What combo of these synthetic personalities do you share?
...
We gotta have at least one Fat Tony mixed with Herman in this forum.
Or Otto mixed with Hans Moleman.
You get the concept, I thinx.

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Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
Hank Scorpio on the outside Herman the gunshop owner on the in

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

lenny in the streets carl in the sheets

Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
I'm Lisa Simpson but the bad end where all of the praise for Lisa's above average intellectual achievements went to her head and she just default assumed she was going to have a great life so she invested virtually nothing in making any kind of effort because 'I'm gifted anyway, I'm sure it'll come together naturally.' and now she's 30 and has 0 steps made on the ladder of her career and works retail and 'I'm only drinking FOUR beers ever night, that's not really alcoholism.' is something she's said out loud.

Jose Mengelez
Sep 11, 2001

by Azathoth
HIV (the virus that causes aids) from the episode 'goodnight milhouse'

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Jose Mengelez posted:

HIV (the virus that causes aids) from the episode 'goodnight milhouse'

hey i have you

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?
Sherri on the outside, Terri on the inside.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
im magy

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

lenny in the streets carl in the sheets

Serak
Jun 18, 2000

Approaching Midnight.
Bumblebee Man in the streets, Bumblebee Man in the sheets

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Booblord Zagats posted:

Hank Scorpio on the outside Herman the gunshop owner on the in

Herman's the guy with the nuke at the garage sale right? The same place Disco Stu bought his jacket?
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH
Bart crossed with Stu . YEAAAAHHH
Do the Bartman, yah.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Hans Moleman x Scorpio:
"Eat lead, you bastards, Oh wait, let me adjust my glasses!"

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
I'm a combination of MR. BLACK and MR. BLACK

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
krusty grill

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Ape Fist posted:

I'm Lisa Simpson but the bad end where all of the praise for Lisa's above average intellectual achievements went to her head and she just default assumed she was going to have a great life so she invested virtually nothing in making any kind of effort because 'I'm gifted anyway, I'm sure it'll come together naturally.' and now she's 30 and has 0 steps made on the ladder of her career and works retail and 'I'm only drinking FOUR beers ever night, that's not really alcoholism.' is something she's said out loud.

Yah, Lisa's gonna find out that the world punishes you for being exceptional. She'll find the bliss of Meth sooner or later.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
I'm Mr Burns doing his best Snoopy impression.

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!





I would probably be Principal Skinner x Crazy Lady who throws cats at people. Except a man, probably.

scott zoloft
Dec 7, 2015

yeah same
Otto and comic book guy B-)

SEGA Ass Fisting
Feb 15, 2012

KEEP IT TIGHT!
A combination of Micky Rooney, the Red Hot Chilli Peppers, and Wade Boggs

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
grandpa simons

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Dibs on Satan Flanders.

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008

I wanna be spider pig

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

im calculon

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:
I'm Evangelion director Hideaki Anno, who guest-starred in the season 13 episode "The Beast That Shouted '[Annoyed Grunt]' at the Heart of the World" (CABF26).

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp
Barney and Thrillhouse.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

this got a short laugh out of me

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I'm that one kid with like curly hair, he goes to Bart's school I guess. :shrug:

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Bob James posted:

Barney and THRILLHO.

Leroy Dennui
Aug 9, 2014

Gina McCarthy made us gay,
but we would not have met
had Biden not dropped his cones
:gaysper::frogbon:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm that tall guy that humiliates Nelson on the inside but I'm a young Hans moleman on the outside.

Libelous Slander
May 1, 2009

... you're just creepy ...
I'm Bendit the robot

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem
This is awful. Where did you copy and paste this from OP.

Robokomodo
Nov 11, 2009
Sadly, we're all Ralph.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Im Krusty on the inside and Krusty on the outside, but not popular or funny (like recent Simpsons episodes).

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

I think I found a picture of the OP

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
:regd13:

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


I'm the ugly baby who has a hateful grudge with Maggie

psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

im the intro clouds

Other Barry
Jun 5, 2012


Dinosaur Gum
i'm one of the characters smelling something cooking, i don't remember which one

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Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Otto but spelled backwards

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