There are so many Simpsons characters that nearly all of us can be

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Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

i'm brian the dog

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Martin in the streets and a milhouse in the sheets :q:

# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:10

Doctor Discomfort: Jan 4, 2015

I think Frank Grimes and Gil Gunderson pretty well cover my personality , maybe with a dash of self-aware Millhouse.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:11

a crisp refreshing Moxie: May 2, 2007

I'm the guy who routinely buys every single Bort license plate at Itchy & Scratchy Land, creating the false impression that there's a lot of visitors named Bort who buy things with their name on it.

My name isn't even Bort. I'm so sorry, everyone.

# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:29

Booourns: Jan 20, 2004; Please send a report when you see me complain about other posters and threads outside of QCS

~thanks!

# ? Aug 19, 2016 21:46

Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:01

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

basically principal skinner

# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:05

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Ape Fist posted:

I'm Lisa Simpson but the bad end where all of the praise for Lisa's above average intellectual achievements went to her head and she just default assumed she was going to have a great life so she invested virtually nothing in making any kind of effort because 'I'm gifted anyway, I'm sure it'll come together naturally.' and now she's 30 and has 0 steps made on the ladder of her career and works retail and 'I'm only drinking FOUR beers ever night, that's not really alcoholism.' is something she's said out loud.

Same

# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:09

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

let's say...moe

# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:16

Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

no krusty barbecue picture what the hell

# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:35

Ride The Gravitron: May 2, 2008; by FactsAreUseless

I'm totally Rainer wolfcastle

# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:43

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

A ILL BREAKFAST posted:

basically principal skinner

thats cute

# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:45

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I'm Black Smithers, not to be confused with Big Black Smithers

# ? Aug 19, 2016 22:50

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

china bot posted:

let's say...moe

heh

# ? Aug 19, 2016 23:27

house of the dad: Jul 4, 2005

I am Simpson

# ? Aug 19, 2016 23:29

Debunk This!: Apr 12, 2011

# ? Aug 19, 2016 23:48

Wizard Master: Mar 25, 2008; I am the Wizard Master

# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:12

Millions of Crows: Mar 31, 2010; take a look overhead

Hi everybody! I'm Doctor Nick!

# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:14

Stinky_Pete: Aug 16, 2015; Stinkier than your average bear; Lipstick Apathy

Millions of Crows posted:

Hi everybody! I'm Doctor Nick!

Hi Doctor Nick!

I sexually identify as Sea Captain Horatio McCallister

# ? Aug 20, 2016 00:20

Applewhite: Aug 16, 2014; by vyelkin; Nap Ghost

Physically I'm Glen Quagmire but personality wise I'm more like Sterling Archer.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:13

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

zimboe posted:

described by some combination of them. A hundred and fifty or so.
For instance, physically, I resemble Comic Book Guy (*fatty grunt*), intellectually, Professor Frink (Oy hey frezunk goozle, hoy!), and attitude-wise ,Moe Sizlak (I'll rip your face off, you drunken putz!)
Imagine a drunken Frink tearing the poo poo our of Moe's bar.
"You bastards, I gotta neutron bomb in my pocket! You gonna screw with me? I won a Nobel prize!"
...
So What combo of these synthetic personalities do you share?
...
We gotta have at least one Fat Tony mixed with Herman in this forum.
Or Otto mixed with Hans Moleman.
You get the concept, I thinx.

there are olny 144
there are at least 200 active user on SA

# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:17

Luxury Communism: Aug 22, 2015; by Lowtax

Homer Simpson's brother Herb Powell on the streets, Disco Stu in the sheets.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:19

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Luxury Communism posted:

Homer Simpson's brother Herb Powell on the streets, Disco Stu in the sheets.

Your fish are dead

# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:22

Dr. Killjoy: Oct 9, 2012

i'm a mix of hank hill and algernop krieger

# ? Aug 20, 2016 01:35

Clockwerk: Apr 6, 2005

fount of knowledge posted:

I'm the guy who routinely buys every single Bort license plate at Itchy & Scratchy Land, creating the false impression that there's a lot of visitors named Bort who buy things with their name on it.

My name isn't even Bort. I'm so sorry, everyone.

My name is also not Bort

# ? Aug 20, 2016 04:27