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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > There are so many Simpsons characters that nearly all of us can be
 
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Ape Fist
Feb 23, 2007

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
I'm Lisa Simpson but the bad end where all of the praise for Lisa's above average intellectual achievements went to her head and she just default assumed she was going to have a great life so she invested virtually nothing in making any kind of effort because 'I'm gifted anyway, I'm sure it'll come together naturally.' and now she's 30 and has 0 steps made on the ladder of her career and works retail and 'I'm only drinking FOUR beers ever night, that's not really alcoholism.' is something she's said out loud.

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