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What in the hell. Seriously. What in the hell is happening here? I'm bald, fat, and have signs of aging in my face that wouldn't seem out of place on someone 20 years older. And now I can't even get a semi without being in pain.
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Aug 19, 2016 16:56
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Don't worry, you can still lose your virginity from taking it up the butt
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Aug 19, 2016 16:56
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welcome to gbs, friend
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Aug 19, 2016 16:57
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Carmant posted:What in the hell. Seriously. What in the hell is happening here? I'm bald, fat, and have signs of aging in my face that wouldn't seem out of place on someone 20 years older. And now I can't even get a semi without being in pain. have you tried asking a healthcare professional??
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Aug 19, 2016 16:58
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lol i saw this post earlier today
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Aug 19, 2016 16:59
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have you tried exercising???? lift some heaving things????
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Aug 19, 2016 16:59
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hth posted:welcome to gbs, friend 
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Aug 19, 2016 17:07
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My penis is very small and smells of prawns
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Aug 19, 2016 17:10
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hth posted:welcome to gbs, friend 
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Aug 19, 2016 17:10
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so is carmant a joke account? because the pics he posted are skinny did you slam your dick in a car door or something? also this error1 posted:Don't worry, you can still lose your virginity from taking it up the butt
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Aug 19, 2016 17:11
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My dick looks like the fat that you cut off a steak, smashed in like my balls went and stepped on a rake.
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Aug 19, 2016 17:21
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let nirvikalpa pound ur butt
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Aug 19, 2016 17:31
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I've gained fifty lbs and lost three inches where I barely had three inches to lose. Please advise
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Aug 19, 2016 17:33
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you probably have a heart condition
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Aug 19, 2016 17:33
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Carmant posted:What in the hell. Seriously. What in the hell is happening here? I'm bald, fat, and have signs of aging in my face that wouldn't seem out of place on someone 20 years older. And now I can't even get a semi without being in pain. 
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Aug 19, 2016 17:34
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Might have to cut it off if the pain persists.
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Aug 19, 2016 17:38
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Beefeater posted:Might have to cut it off if the pain persists. That's a pretty safe move to prevent the pain from spreading.
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Aug 19, 2016 17:40
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you should probably just chill yourself
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Aug 19, 2016 17:54
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bald gnome error posted:let nirvikalpa pound ur butt this
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Aug 19, 2016 17:55
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it aint easy being cheesy
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Aug 19, 2016 17:56
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I'm 28 but every one says I look 21 and that my dick looks 18. It's awesome.
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Aug 19, 2016 17:59
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GOOD NEWS OP!! http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3786949 this poster has a BROKEN VAGINA and is looking for a guy just like you go get 'em tiger!
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Aug 19, 2016 18:00
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why does your dick hurt!!
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Aug 19, 2016 18:00
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Stinky_Pete posted:so is carmant a joke account? because the pics he posted are skinny His gimmick is constant white noise whining posts like a non stop machine of "woe is me" but also crushingly banal and lame
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Aug 19, 2016 18:32
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im like 30 or something and i def look it but in a good way my hair is tenacious
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Aug 19, 2016 18:36
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Captain Yossarian posted:His gimmick is constant white noise whining posts like a non stop machine of "woe is me" but also crushingly banal and lame carmant owns
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Aug 20, 2016 01:42
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Kuato posted:I've gained fifty lbs and lost three inches where I barely had three inches to lose. Please advise Tie a rubber band really tight around your weiner and leave it there all day
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Aug 20, 2016 01:46
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Carmant posted:What in the hell. Seriously. What in the hell is happening here? I'm bald, fat, and have signs of aging in my face that wouldn't seem out of place on someone 20 years older. And now I can't even get a semi without being in pain. Mr Darwin says you aren't allowed to have children. Vote Trump
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Aug 20, 2016 01:46
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There's only one thing left for you to do, OP.
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Aug 20, 2016 01:50
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lol you rolled all 2s and 3s on the character sheet dog
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Aug 20, 2016 01:57
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The BLT posted:Kyle?
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Aug 20, 2016 02:01
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Aug 20, 2016 02:03
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no for real though you should prolly see a doctor because it sounds like you have some kind of deficient testosterone thing going on, they can help with that shouldn't be pain when getting a boner in any case
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Aug 20, 2016 02:04
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The Saurus posted:GOOD NEWS OP!! I love her
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Aug 20, 2016 02:04
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Captain Yossarian posted:His gimmick is constant white noise whining posts like a non stop machine of "woe is me" but also crushingly banal and lame It's pronounced bah nahl
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Aug 20, 2016 02:05
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Carmant posted:What in the hell. Seriously. What in the hell is happening here? I'm bald, fat, and have signs of aging in my face that wouldn't seem out of place on someone 20 years older. And now I can't even get a semi without being in pain. You might be a clone suffering from pre-mature aging due to the original genetic material being taken from an adult animal. Tiberius Thyben fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Aug 20, 2016 |
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Aug 20, 2016 02:10
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Carmant posted:I love her i suggested this first and if you get married and/or one of you posts about your horrific sexual union, i demand credit
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Aug 20, 2016 02:49
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bald gnome error posted:i suggested this first and if you get married and/or one of you posts about your horrific sexual union, i demand credit You can be the best man
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Aug 20, 2016 02:52
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My dick is broken. Im a College virgin, and I'm already impotent.
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