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a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
any ideas??

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psychokitty
Jun 29, 2010

=9.9=
MEOW
BITCHES

eat an indian

Vadun
Mar 9, 2011

I'm hungrier than a green snake in a sugar cane field.

Build a time-machine to before 14:12 Aug 16, 2016 EST

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
mangos are great this time of year!!!!

Na'at
May 5, 2003

You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star
Lipstick Apathy
Join DC comic's Suicide Squad

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Embrace eternity.

KawaiiAtomicBombs
Apr 15, 2016

~Ka-Boom~

ROFLburger posted:

mangos are great this time of year!!!!

Never get out of the boat

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
play video games for another 40 years

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe
Patience. Wait long enough and the problem fixes itself. Maybe find cool and interesting things to do during this extended time frame so as the time feels as if it's progressing more quickly.

Moltke
May 13, 2009
very carefully

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


store potatoes in yourr basement op.

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

You don't exist.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Imagine that life is a game of hungry hungry hippos

From there the solution is obvious

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

OctoberBlues posted:

Imagine that life is a game of hungry hungry hippos

From there the solution is obvious

don't feel like you need to restrict yourself exclusively to white balls though OP

shove me like you do
Dec 9, 2007

Real Neato

Fun Shoe

OctoberBlues posted:

Imagine that life is a game of hungry hungry hippos

From there the solution is obvious

Put as many balls in your mouth as you can? I like this approach :gay:

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
your going to have to give up on worldly attachments, and git enlightened bro

dont bother trying to kill yourself youll just be reborn, lol owned

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

/through gritted teeth

Have..... you..... tried..... LSD..... my....... nigga?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Try making a friend

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
It's debatable whether you, or anyone, truly exists. Have you heard of the fact that the universe is nothing more than a hologram?

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere

Zorodius posted:

play video games for another 40 years

Kuato posted:

It's debatable whether you, or anyone, truly exists. Have you heard of the fact that the universe is nothing more than a hologram?

I like the theory about how the universe is so massive beyond our comprehension that it's likely another exact copy of us exists somewhere else. I hope that copy of me is having a better life.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

SMOKE
A
WEED

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

hth posted:

SMOKE
A
WEED

jimson weed?

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
I'm not requesting you do anything, but in the interest of keeping you apprised of your options, you could always kill yourself

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
I see what you did there OP. I fear you will be banned or some idiot will bite.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
can noone help me

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Have you tried ego-death, op?

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
kill somebody else first

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Nation posted:

can noone help me

nooner cannot help you

The_end
May 17, 2014
try to become the worlds fattest person.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

OctoberBlues posted:

nooner cannot help you

Whoa! :shittypop:

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Tony Homo posted:

I see what you did there OP. I fear you will be banned or some idiot will bite.

lol

'oh geez i sure hope no one gets banned today ahh heck' *hand wringing*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

just wait around for the heat death of the universe

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
have you considered only existing part time, like during the day

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

numberoneposter posted:

just wait around for the heat death of the universe

LOL, if you think that will end the OP's existence.

fuck the ROW
Aug 29, 2008

by zen death robot
die a natural death OP

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

The_end posted:

try to become the worlds fattest person.
thats cute

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
Keep it lighthearted; laugh.

You only understand reality situationally - embrace love, friend.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
hey guys im not here looking for a happy place i want out dammit

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Our extremely German friend reaper might have a solution he came up with while doing his job as a naptime enforcer.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbe1vJoSe3g

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