Requiem for a Jeep

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Hugh G. Rectum: Mar 1, 2011

yoober posted:

I'm speechless. AI is the best.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 22:47

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Alighieri: Dec 10, 2005

i don't know what is happening anymore, but i like it.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 22:59

Hypnolobster: Apr 12, 2007; What this sausage party needs is a big dollop of ketchup! Too bad I didn't make any.

Alighieri posted:

i don't know what is happening anymore, but i like it.

Did you ever? I sure didn't.

# ? Nov 11, 2016 23:13

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Alighieri posted:

i don't know what is happening anymore, but i like it.

The world has started to fall, and each of us in our own way are breaking

# ? Nov 11, 2016 23:58

Applebees Appetizer: Jan 23, 2006

Incredible, I can't 5 any harder than I've 5'd already.

The fastback looks like it has been waiting just for you all this time, you are it's Jesus Christ.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 00:11

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Applebees Appetizer posted:

The fastback looks like it has been waiting just for you all this time, you are it's Jesus Christ.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Or-40E0dl2M#t=12s

# ? Nov 12, 2016 00:24

Left Ventricle: Feb 24, 2006; Right aorta

yoober posted:

Quoting again just in case anyone missed it. Holy poo poo this is magnificent.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 01:23

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Hard fakk rujing for extinguisher no breaks but wrist knee and impact hurtg bad

# ? Nov 12, 2016 02:32

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Nov 12, 2016 02:50

Panaflex: Sep 28, 2001

Oh no! and what was on fire?!

(edit: no the Jeep must not burn down!)

# ? Nov 12, 2016 02:52

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Small gas fire on grass I beat it out manually

# ? Nov 12, 2016 02:56

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

14 BAR RIFF posted:

I beat it out manually

as it should be

:gizz:

# ? Nov 12, 2016 02:58

djdanno13: Apr 20, 2004; Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

Um apparently there is a fire at my house with the fire department on the way and I'm still 20 minutes away.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:16

ExplodingSims: Aug 17, 2010; RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE

Dave what did you do?

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:18

angryrobots: Mar 31, 2005

Oh hell

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:18

treizebee: Dec 30, 2011; Stage 3 oil injection

Just when you thought

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:22

djdanno13: Apr 20, 2004; Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

My neighbor called and said the fire dept made it out there and the only thing harmed is the jeep. 14 called me first asking where the garden hoses and hydrants were. Think we need to get a large type c extinguisher before we do much more.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:24

djdanno13: Apr 20, 2004; Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

Still 10 minutes out.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:25

slothrop: Dec 7, 2006; Santa Alpha, Fox One... Gifts Incoming ~~~>===|>; Soiled Meat

Holy Mary Mother of God. This thread.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:29

nm: Jan 28, 2008; "I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Based on facebook, the jeep is dead.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:33

OxMan: May 13, 2006; COME SEE
GRAVE DIGGER
LIVE AT MONSTER TRUCK JAM 2KXX

The jeep burnt down hahaha goddamn.

Everything (except the jeep) and everyone is fine from the brief phone call I just had with Dave for a completely unrelated reason.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:37

Panaflex: Sep 28, 2001

I was being facetious when I said don't burn down the jeep. Now it is fully engulfed.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:38

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

REQUIEM FOR A JEEP

Prophesies are coming true up in here

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:41

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

Ahaha my phonenwas taking pictures while in was running screaming for help

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:43

Fender Anarchist: May 20, 2009; Fender Anarchist

his name was robert XJ

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:46

Raluek: Nov 3, 2006; WUT.

Did you get all your friend's stuff out of the back? Hopefully you didn't have any tools in there or anything.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:51

djdanno13: Apr 20, 2004; Killing Nazi Zombies since June 14 1775

So the really great news, Dave is okay. The house is okay, all the tools except for a few sockets were not inside. None of my cars were damaged. The bad?

The jeep is dead.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:55

Leperflesh: May 17, 2007

Put it on Craigslist. "Mechanic's special." "Thousands invested." $1200, firm.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:57

Kia Soul Enthusias: May 9, 2004; zoom-zoom; Toilet Rascal

There are no words...

Guess 14" is fully committed to having to get another vehicle.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:57

ExplodingSims: Aug 17, 2010; RAGDOLL
FLIPPIN IN A MOVIE
HOT DAMN
THINK I MADE A POOPIE

Jesus Christ.

I'm so sorry dave.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 03:59

PopeCrunch: Feb 13, 2004; internets

You realize now you basically have to get that fastback running.

Come to think of it - maybe the fastback set the fire :ohdear:

# ? Nov 12, 2016 04:00

INCHI DICKARI: Aug 23, 2006; by FactsAreUseless

AYASSSSSS TO AYASSSSSSS

# ? Nov 12, 2016 04:02

Liquid Communism: Mar 9, 2004; Out here, everything hurts.

Holy poo poo. :stare:

That Jeep was getting to Valhalla one way or another.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 04:03

Raluek: Nov 3, 2006; WUT.

You gotta send gremlin guy (he was the PO of that, right?) a picture of the aftermath, so he knows he can sleep at night without worrying that it's going to come back to hurt him.

# ? Nov 12, 2016 04:04