Willie Nelson's guitar

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

I watched this thing on Willie Nelson's guitar and while no material object has an unbounded value I though "This is how a object of incredible worth is made"

By that I meant non monetary worth but in this case there is so much of it that the monetary aspect comes along anyway

I have seen those American Pickers shows where doormicey men dig through piles of old poo poo in a barn and then filch it from the insane person that has it so they can gouge some yuppie homo on the other end and the whole thing makes me hate the word collector, but it's because there is a difference between collection and hoarding, like there is between art and just performance. Except in this case collection is a muddier and lower term in the dictionary than in the elevated sense in trying to use it here, so shift "hoarding" up a notch to the level of performance and then shift "collecting" up with it accordingly. And use a transformative shift like mathematical integration instead of a common shift like I'm about to shift this turd from my rear end into the fucken boggo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6IB0trJoJU

raton fucked around with this message at 01:37 on Aug 21, 2016

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raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

"Hey Sheep-Gats everyone already know about Willie Nelson's guitar."

You mean everyone you know because you're either a band dork or a hick.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 20:55

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

'jew it out' is not the preferred vocabulary

# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:31

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Its name is trigger and yeah I agree. Lotta love and sweat and pain in that old pile of splinters. Big mojo. Presumably when willie dies (god forbid but it happens to everyone) only a real blues bandit is going to be able to pick it up.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:37

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Or maybe it's the one that gets cast into the mire back to the lady with his last breath.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:38

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

'jew it out' is the preferred vocabulary

Keep your slurs out my abstract thought thread, badposter Moridin920

E: woah nice ninja edit brah

raton fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Aug 20, 2016

# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:48

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

hey could you not use the term jew in that manner please

# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:49

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Yeah Moridin cut it out

# ? Aug 20, 2016 21:50

raton: Jul 28, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

Nathilus posted:

Its name is trigger and yeah I agree. Lotta love and sweat and pain in that old pile of splinters. Big mojo. Presumably when willie dies (god forbid but it happens to everyone) only a real blues bandit is going to be able to pick it up.

Maybe give it to some trust that selects people who can use it for a performance or a recording once in a while kinda like they do with some of the strads

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:01

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

im gonna steal willie nelsons geetar

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:02

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

Celluloid Sam posted:

im gonna steal willie nelsons geetar

Youll get shot.

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:03

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

good imo

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:04

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

i liked the video and watched the whole thing thank you op

# ? Aug 20, 2016 22:05

Nolan Arenado: May 8, 2009

I still can't believe how much of a dipshit young willie looks like

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:10

Jerry Steinfeld: Dec 25, 2012

it sounds like poo poo, he should play a Rainsong or something

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:13

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

OctoberBlues posted:

I still can't believe how much of a dipshit young willie looks like

he looks like the white trash cousin that wanted to gently caress chevy's hot wife in that movie

# ? Aug 20, 2016 23:23

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

OctoberBlues posted:

I still can't believe how much of a dipshit young willie looks like

It's a shame what marajuana has done to him

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:27

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

marajuana makes your hair turn white and grow long

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:31

Nefarious 2.0: Apr 22, 2008; Offense is overrated anyway.

i do not give a gently caress

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:32

Hector Beerlioz: Jun 16, 2010; aw, hec

Celluloid Sam posted:

marajuana makes your hair turn white and grow long

I'm going bald

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:33

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

jews made nellie wilsons guitar

got it

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:36

TenementFunster: Feb 20, 2003; Can't post for 6 days!

i bet the IRS put a price on it real loving quick

# ? Aug 21, 2016 00:50

Dr. Faustus: Feb 18, 2001; Grimey Drawer

Iron Prince posted:

i liked the video and watched the whole thing thank you op

same

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:04

Nathilus: Apr 4, 2002; I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.

OctoberBlues posted:

I still can't believe how much of a dipshit young willie looks like

He looked fine as soon as he grew a beard. Some people just have used-car-salesman chin and deaperately need the beard to cover it up.

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:14

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Sheep-Goats posted:

I watched this thing on Willie Nelson's guitar and while no material object has an unbounded value I though "This is how a object of incredible worth is made"

By that I mean more meant non monetary worth but in this case there is so much of it that the monetary aspect comes along anyway

I have seen those American Pickers shows where doormicey men dig through piles of old poo poo in a barn and then filch it from the insane person that has it so they can gouge some yuppie homo on the other end and the whole thing makes me hate the word collector, but it's because there is a difference between collection and hoarding, like there is between art and just performance. Except in this case collection is a muddier and lower term in the dictionary than in the elevated sense in trying to use it here, so shift "hoarding" up a notch to the level of performance and then shift "collecting" up with it accordingly. And use a transformative shift like mathematical integration instead of a common shift like I'm about to shift this turd from my rear end into the fucken boggo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6IB0trJoJU

he hides weed in it

# ? Aug 21, 2016 01:17