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CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
While we wait for me to make role pms for these crazy roles, I will explain more in detail the mechanics of some things.

I will be giving out XP anytime any of your powers activates, albeit a smaller amount, you will also get xp for random encounters.

I will keep track of it and tell you when you level and what you gained.

Once you hit Level 5 you are capped out on levels.

Your role pm will also have an upgrade listed that will come into effect when you reach level 5.


If you obtain a Rat Tail via a random encounter you must PM me with a plea to Bahamut and He will either deny or accept your plea.

If he accepts it then you will choose between two upgrade options listed in your role pm.

Be convincing because Bahamut is likely to be exacting in his standards.


Random encounters will also drop other items

Cure - Drink this to heal 5 HP

Pure - Drink this to cure poison

Tent - Only usable at night, you hide for the night and heal to full HP.

There also may be more rare treasures with different effects.


Every player starts with 10HP unless otherwise stated in their Role PM

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CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

What if we band together to overthrow you, the creator, a la final fantasy legends?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I think we should all scum claim in our first posts just to watch Kash go into an apoplectic fit of rage.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

TMMadman posted:

I think we should all scum claim in our first posts just to watch Kash go into an apoplectic fit of rage.

I'm on board.

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

CapitalistPig posted:

While we wait for me to make role pms for these crazy roles, I will explain more in detail the mechanics of some things.

I will be giving out XP anytime any of your powers activates, albeit a smaller amount, you will also get xp for random encounters.

I will keep track of it and tell you when you level and what you gained.

Once you hit Level 5 you are capped out on levels.

Your role pm will also have an upgrade listed that will come into effect when you reach level 5.


If you obtain a Rat Tail via a random encounter you must PM me with a plea to Bahamut and He will either deny or accept your plea.

If he accepts it then you will choose between two upgrade options listed in your role pm.

Be convincing because Bahamut is likely to be exacting in his standards.


Random encounters will also drop other items

Cure - Drink this to heal 5 HP

Pure - Drink this to cure poison

Tent - Only usable at night, you hide for the night and heal to full HP.

There also may be more rare treasures with different effects.


Every player starts with 10HP unless otherwise stated in their Role PM

This sounds like a nightmare to keep track of but I love that you're doing it.

Max
Nov 30, 2002

CPig is pretty good at tracking this stuff, I believe in him.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CPig is a tracker IRL.

TOO BAD HE'S SCUM ALIGNED.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

TMMadman posted:

I think we should all scum claim in our first posts just to watch Kash go into an apoplectic fit of rage.

Sounds good.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

CapitalistPig posted:

Be convincing because Bahamut is likely to be exacting in his standards.

What does a convincing plea sound like?

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!

King Burgundy posted:

What does a convincing plea sound like?

Guess you'll have to figure it out.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
I am looking forward to exploring my feminine side thread

Cartridgeblowers
Jan 3, 2006

Super Mario Bros 3

I'm gonna get that rat tail.

CapitalistPig
Nov 3, 2005

A Winner is you!
It was a quiet day in Corneria the imps strode the area outside the city and the creeps hung out in the north by the old temple with the undead.

Then some goof named Garland had to mess it all up.

He kidnapped Princess sara and now some light warriors showed up with orbs and they are killing the poor monsters in droves leveling up and taking all their money.

God, what jerks.

These poor monsters just want to defend themselves and let the bosses and warriors and fiends fight each other, we just want to live.

We better all team up and get rid of all the light warrior jerks.



It is now day 1

Git at em

Max
Nov 30, 2002

I'm the character you stop using early on and is woefully underleveled for the moment that you are forced to use me late in the game.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
what a buncha jerks

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Absurd Revolver posted:

what a buncha jerks

Said the the fantasy man stroking his staff and gazing into the crystal balls

Max
Nov 30, 2002

I'll stare into your crystal balls HO HO HO.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Max posted:

I'm the character you stop using early on and is woefully underleveled for the moment that you are forced to use me late in the game.

thanks for claiming monk? ##vote Max

Max
Nov 30, 2002

Kashuno posted:

thanks for claiming monk? ##vote Max

YW.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret

Kashuno posted:

thanks for claiming monk? ##vote Max


Max posted:

I'll stare into your crystal balls HO HO HO.

obviously he just claimed santa claus

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
Why would a monk be bad they are good people I met one in a men's room once

votefinder
Jul 6, 2010

scoop scoop
Votecount for Day 1

Max (1): Kashuno

Not Voting (17): Absurd Revolver, AnonymousNarcotics, Atomic Soda, Bifauxnen, CCKeane, chaoslord, Chic Trombone, IllegallySober, Infinitum, King Burgundy, Kumbamontu, Li Dawny, Little Mac, Max, Moatillata, Retro Futurist, TMMadman

With 18 alive, it's 10 votes to lynch. The current deadline is uncertain.

Opopanax
Aug 8, 2007

I HEX YE!!!


Goddamn my role is complicated, I'm just ignore it and pretend I'm vt.

Also hey kash, I'm scum

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

I want some random encounters and XP and cool stuff to be happening. Get on it, CPig.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

KASH I'M SCUM KASH.

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
hi i think i'm a zergling is that the right game

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I haven't looked at my PM yet, but I'm scum Kash.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

I looked at my PM, and I'm scum.

Juchero
Feb 15, 2008


Wedge Regret
im scum kash

Referee
Aug 25, 2004

"Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday."
(Wilma Rudolph)

Me too Kash, I'm scum.

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

Max posted:

I'm the character you stop using early on and is woefully underleveled for the moment that you are forced to use me late in the game.

Haha what? Scum claim? ##vote max

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.
We're all scum here kash.. welcome to.. the island

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
I won't give my alignment until the majority of players agree to not lynch me

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
I am still offering a cosplay picture for this

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
As a person who thinks people of all sizes are beautiful human creatures I refuse to participate in this fat shaming

Max
Nov 30, 2002

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Haha what? Scum claim? ##vote max

Kash was funny but this is suspicious as gently caress

##vote AnonymousNarcotics

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Tbf it's only because the costume doesn't look flattering that I am offering this

AnonymousNarcotics
Aug 6, 2012

we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back
Also I just read a book called Fatizen 24602 where fat people are second class citizens and can be arrested for having contraband (good food) and sent to "calorie camps" where they are tortured and exercised to death

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Also I just read a book called Fatizen 24602 where fat people are second class citizens and can be arrested for having contraband (good food) and sent to "calorie camps" where they are tortured and exercised to death

I would be killed many times over.

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Max
Nov 30, 2002

Our future will probably be more like that episode of Black Mirror.

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