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High There! This thread is for discussing your Serial Killer Signature™, helping you identify and develop your own unique style, and for others to give helpful suggestions on how to refine said calling cards to keep them from being the unwitting cause of your own apprehension.  Feel free to share you're thoughts on things like: Bleach everywhere; not using condoms on corpses; calling the police from payphones; ordering pizza's, and much more, (Including that classic: leaving the faucet running at the scene of the crime! XD )!  So, I'll get the ball rolling!  I think my finishing move would be to leave Garfield Comic Cartoons, cut out from Newspapers. 1 strip for every murder! Mwahahahaha! *Thunder&Lightning* 
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I would sharpie a little "W" on each side of their butthole so it said "WOW".
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Aug 21, 2016 04:42
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It would be my posts, obviously.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:43
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the wet bandit
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Aug 21, 2016 04:43
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I would drink their blood and wipe my lips with their scalps in proper Scythian manner. I would also target the strong rather than the weak.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:43
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:the wet bandit Tacky!
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Aug 21, 2016 04:44
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The Bananana posted:Tacky! I dont actually want to hurt anyone
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Aug 21, 2016 04:46
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1040 tax form
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Aug 21, 2016 04:46
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i think i would steal all their alcohol and drugs maybe my thing would also be stalking ppl to ensure max booze/drugs lol
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Aug 21, 2016 04:47
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:I dont actually want to hurt anyone then you shouldn't have become a serial killer. 
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Aug 21, 2016 04:47
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Helical Nightmares posted:1040 tax form Hi, Grover Norquist.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:49
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The Bananana posted:then you shouldn't have become a serial killer. I didn't mean for this to happen. I I justs get so mad sometimes
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Aug 21, 2016 04:50
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new GBS thread for each murder
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Aug 21, 2016 04:50
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Aug 21, 2016 04:51
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Helical Nightmares posted:1040 tax form I like this one.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:51
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DrowningInDreams posted:I would drink their blood and wipe my lips with their scalps in proper Scythian manner. I would also target the strong rather than the weak. I expected so much more from you
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Aug 21, 2016 04:51
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uno cards
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Aug 21, 2016 04:52
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Pudding Huxtable posted:a handbeezy Like... erm.. uh.. for you or... um.. the deceased? 
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Aug 21, 2016 04:52
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monkey posted:I expected so much more from you *sigh* And I would mail cryptic letters encoded in a mixture of enochian, hebrew, and germanic runes to police and major news stations with flesh trophies attached, and the letters would just be elaborate rants about dragons.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:53
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I would replace all their Radiohead albums with Coldplay albums.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:53
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Friginator posted:I would replace all their Radiohead albums with Coldplay albums. I approve of your mission.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:54
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i'd collect foreskins until i had enough to cash in for the jewking's daughter
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Aug 21, 2016 04:54
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There's a non-zero chance a poster in this thread is a serial killer and they're giving out some hints. Rly makes u think
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Aug 21, 2016 04:55
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Friginator posted:I would replace all their Radiohead albums with Coldplay albums. A good way to tell the victims families not to panic, cause you didn't mean to cause them trouble, and that they should remember that the stars shine for them. very thoughtful. 
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Aug 21, 2016 04:55
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Kuato posted:There's a non-zero chance a poster in this thread is a serial killer and they're giving out some hints. Rly makes u think 
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Aug 21, 2016 04:56
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Kuato posted:There's a non-zero chance a poster in this thread is a serial killer and they're giving out some hints. Rly makes u think 
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Aug 21, 2016 04:56
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I'd cut open my victims after they were dead, take a poo poo in their abdomen, and sew them back up, then leave them where they're likely to be found quickly. That or I'd write on the wall in their blood "WHY DIDN'T YOU LOVE ME, ALLISON!?", so the investigators would look for a guy who'd had his advances spurned by a chick named Allison instead of me, who has never personally known a woman named Allison.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:58
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I think I would leave playing cards on he bodies, like counting down from 10 and everyone would be like 'what's going to happen when he gets to the end' and after I leave the ace I'll just start dumping on my victims chests and leaving joker and rules cards. OR I would leave a part of MY body (ear, toe, whatever) at every crime scene. I bet nobodies ever done that before. Another good one would be to do a 'best of' serial killer rampage. Dress as a clown and kill a young boy then next time kill a hooker and use her skin and nipples to make household objects and then after that try to turn a dude into a sex zombie by pouring acid in his brain. Just really pay tribute to the greats you know? Two Free Toppings fucked around with this message at 05:06 on Aug 21, 2016 |
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Aug 21, 2016 05:03
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Here's another idea if some of you shy folks still need some suggestions: you could leave a Woody Allen movie playing in the background on repeat. He's made plenty of films, right? Hachi Machi, That's a lotta murderin'!
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Aug 21, 2016 05:04
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__BBylQ6srM
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Aug 21, 2016 05:05
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I would be known for murdering my victims and not being caught
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Aug 21, 2016 05:06
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Veshpo posted:I would be known for murdering my victims and not being caught 
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Aug 21, 2016 05:08
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I guess I'd tie everyone up and see if I could shoot an apple off their head with an arrow. You could just practice hitting the apple over and over until you hosed up and lasered their eye socket. So you get some good practice and also kill some folks. Once you get get at hitting the apple though that's a pretty cool party trick...
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Aug 21, 2016 05:08
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Dave_Indeed posted:I guess I'd tie everyone up and see if I could shoot an apple off their head with an arrow.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:10
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i would leave a small coffee can with a fart sealed inside at every crime scene so the cops open it up and get a face full of fart hahahaha loving owned cop
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Aug 21, 2016 05:11
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Fart Puzzle posted:i would leave a small coffee can with a fart sealed inside at every crime scene so the cops open it up and get a face full of fart hahahaha loving owned cop Can a scent scientist let us know if the fart would in fact survive, enclosed in the coffee can, until released by police?
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Aug 21, 2016 05:12
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I would just inundate people with cute cat pictures.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:13
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Fart Puzzle posted:i would leave a small coffee can with a fart sealed inside at every crime scene so the cops open it up and get a face full of fart hahahaha loving owned cop Then one day one of them is all like, "I... I know that rear end..." 
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Aug 21, 2016 05:14
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Replacing the victim with a mannequin with a printed photo of their face taped onto the head and their clothes on it, see how long it takes people to figure it out.
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The Bananana posted:Can a scent scientist let us know if the fart would in fact survive, enclosed in the coffee can, until released by police? no
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