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Do you want to be part of the airborne? Yay or nay?
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Aug 21, 2016 04:57
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Do I get a working parachute?
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Aug 21, 2016 04:57
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DrowningInDreams posted:Do I get a working parachute? Yes. 
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Aug 21, 2016 04:58
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If I wanted to work I wouldn't have gotten some do-nothing office job.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:58
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I saw 4 or 5 people parachuting this afternoon while I was driving on the highway and lol gently caress no, driving is bad enough. If I need a rush that bad I will find some cocaine.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:59
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VendaGoat posted:Yes. Ok then I will do it. That's $650 a month more than I get currently. I could use that to buy all kinds of things I shouldn't have.
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Aug 21, 2016 04:59
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Not if you gotta do that tandem crap. 
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Aug 21, 2016 04:59
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DrowningInDreams posted:Ok then I will do it. That's $650 a month more than I get currently. I could use that to buy all kinds of things I shouldn't have. I know right?
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Aug 21, 2016 05:00
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My country has no airborne because they gang raped a kid.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:00
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I don't have to join the military or something, do I? If not, sure.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:00
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I would jump out of a plane for free, so hell yeah I'll do it if you pay me almost $8k a year
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Aug 21, 2016 05:01
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VendaGoat posted:Do you want to be part of the airborne? yay
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Aug 21, 2016 05:02
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I don't have to join the military or something, do I? If not, sure. Nope
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Aug 21, 2016 05:02
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I want to jump out of airplanes, let's do this
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Aug 21, 2016 05:06
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how many times a month do you have to jump out of an airplane?
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Aug 21, 2016 05:07
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Sailors on submarines get paid more, as well. Either being a submariner or paratrooper, either way it's pretty safe when not in a war. If I was in the navy, I would opt to be on a sub. That's life experience that you couldn't replicate anywhere else on earth. I've been fortunate enough to work with 2 different people who served on subs and their stories are awesome. I would like to talk with a paratrooper, I bet they have great stories, too. Such a thing can only help you in future jobs and such.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:08
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I'm terrified of heights and would poo poo and piss myself. I'll do it.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:10
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johnny sack posted:Sailors on submarines get paid more, as well. Either being a submariner or paratrooper, either way it's pretty safe when not in a war. If I was in the navy, I would opt to be on a sub. That's life experience that you couldn't replicate anywhere else on earth. I've been fortunate enough to work with 2 different people who served on subs and their stories are awesome. I would like to talk with a paratrooper, I bet they have great stories, too. Such a thing can only help you in future jobs and such. You just want to live in a gaint dong.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:10
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johnny sack posted:Sailors on submarines get paid more, as well. Either being a submariner or paratrooper, either way it's pretty safe when not in a war. If I was in the navy, I would opt to be on a sub. That's life experience that you couldn't replicate anywhere else on earth. I've been fortunate enough to work with 2 different people who served on subs and their stories are awesome. I would like to talk with a paratrooper, I bet they have great stories, too. Such a thing can only help you in future jobs and such. 150 men go down. 75 couples come up. 
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Aug 21, 2016 05:10
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I've read that the 101 Airborne doesn't even do parachute jumps anymore. Only the 82nd still does it and only to show off.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:11
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VendaGoat posted:150 men go down. 75 couples come up.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:11
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I once saw a porn where two people jumped out of a plane, atarted loving for a bit, then opened their parachutes
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Aug 21, 2016 05:12
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a hole-y ghost posted:I'm terrified of heights and would poo poo and piss myself. your going out the door first
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Aug 21, 2016 05:12
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johnny sack posted:Sailors on submarines get paid more, as well. Either being a submariner or paratrooper, either way it's pretty safe when not in a war. If I was in the navy, I would opt to be on a sub. That's life experience that you couldn't replicate anywhere else on earth. I've been fortunate enough to work with 2 different people who served on subs and their stories are awesome. I would like to talk with a paratrooper, I bet they have great stories, too. Such a thing can only help you in future jobs and such. My brother in law is in the airborne, and no, he has no interesting stories. His life is basically split between training and deployments, even after almost 10 years in the army. gently caress that Also, his wife is an anti-vax bitch with an impossibly flat rear end, so maybe being gone all the time isn't so bad.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:13
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I once saw a porn where two people jumped out of a plane, atarted loving for a bit, then opened their parachutes Well I know what my fetish is now. Did they do a cumshot, miss, and then have it fall on people 5,000 feet beneath them?
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Aug 21, 2016 05:13
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BLARGHLE posted:My brother in law is in the airborne, and no, he has no interesting stories. His life is basically split between training and deployments, even after almost 10 years in the army. gently caress that I guess, we need a, war?
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Aug 21, 2016 05:17
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VendaGoat posted:I guess, we need a, war? its the only way the airborne will be relevant again
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Aug 21, 2016 05:20
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:Well I know what my fetish is now. No i don't think that happened
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Aug 21, 2016 05:22
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VendaGoat posted:I guess, we need a, war? Well, another world war to get paratroopers involved. Let get this started!
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Aug 21, 2016 05:23
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Hector Beerlioz posted:No i don't think that happened Dang
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Aug 21, 2016 05:23
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VendaGoat posted:Do you want to be part of the airborne? hells yeah
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Aug 21, 2016 05:25
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Out of all the people to give me a working parachute I would currently trust vendagoat the least.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:30
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Sorry, friend. Maybe they have made more, this was a while ago.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:31
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OctoberBlues posted:Out of all the people to give me a working parachute I would currently trust vendagoat the least. It all depends on the context, now doesn't it, Toilet.... Now doesn't it?
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Aug 21, 2016 05:33
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FhlP4Tel6p0
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Aug 21, 2016 05:39
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VendaGoat posted:It all depends on the context, now doesn't it, Toilet.... You have made a powerful enemy Mr. VendaGoat.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:41
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OctoberBlues posted:You have made a powerful enemy Mr. VendaGoat. Patience. Patience is a virtue. May god have mercy on your soul. Patience.
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Aug 21, 2016 05:46
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why not I mean I'm probaly paying to jump out of airplane soon so if I get paid for it that's okay then
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Aug 21, 2016 05:48
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johnny sack posted:Sailors on submarines get paid more, as well. Either being a submariner or paratrooper, either way it's pretty safe when not in a war. If I was in the navy, I would opt to be on a sub. That's life experience that you couldn't replicate anywhere else on earth. I've been fortunate enough to work with 2 different people who served on subs and their stories are awesome. I would like to talk with a paratrooper, I bet they have great stories, too. Such a thing can only help you in future jobs and such. Johnny Sack wants to spend months at a time in an airtight container full of dudes instead of a surface ship banging whores at every port of call.
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Aug 21, 2016 15:44
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One hundred goons will train today, but only ten will wear the green beret.
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Aug 21, 2016 15:50
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