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That number is missing a zero.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 15:56 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:40 |
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Ha, I wish jump pay was $650
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 16:03 |
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Sure, why not. I'm sure the first couple times I'd poo poo myself silly, but after that, it'll be no big deal. On second though, nah...
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 16:03 |
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I wonder if this guy made 225 that month? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odBuXF6dBd0
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 16:10 |
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Do you get extra for cutting off peoples ears?
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 16:26 |
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VendaGoat posted:Do you want to be part of the airborne? Trust me man. You don't want to do it. You don't know what I've seen.
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:27 |
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What's the catch?
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# ? Aug 21, 2016 23:38 |
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imandyyo posted:What's the catch? You could die from simply being there.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:09 |
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So is the airborne part of the military or are you trying to trick me? Cause I'll jump out of anything in exchange for money as long as I don't have to risk anything in any way, in=1, Whoops
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 00:22 |
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i dunno when we would ever even use paratroopers these days. since the standard is now to bomb everything indiscriminately before sending the infantry in, sending in an advance unit of paratroopers would just get them blown the gently caress up.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 01:56 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:i dunno when we would ever even use paratroopers these days. since the standard is now to bomb everything indiscriminately before sending the infantry in, sending in an advance unit of paratroopers would just get them blown the gently caress up. you strap suicide vests to the paratroopers to beat the terrorists at their own game
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:00 |
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pay me? try to stop me ahahahah *runs towards cargo hold*
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:15 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:i dunno when we would ever even use paratroopers these days. since the standard is now to bomb everything indiscriminately before sending the infantry in, sending in an advance unit of paratroopers would just get them blown the gently caress up. I would think paratroopers are still viable in hard to reach locations that mechanized infantry would have difficulty getting to. A behind enemy lines thing comes to mind. You could still bomb the gently caress out of it first. Infiltration into the population of a target country? Drop non uniformed personnel and let them wreak havoc from within for a couple months.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:26 |
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yes but only if i get an fg42
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:28 |
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nazca posted:I would think paratroopers are still viable in hard to reach locations that mechanized infantry would have difficulty getting to. that's one of the few parts of the geneva convention we actually follow, though. no uniform = not covered. bomb civilians, bomb hospitals, whatever. but the uniform thing could turn around to bite us in the rear end.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:32 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:that's one of the few parts of the geneva convention we actually follow, though. no uniform = not covered. bomb civilians, bomb hospitals, whatever. but the uniform thing could turn around to bite us in the rear end. Not sure if we intend to follow it in the future. We practiced this: operation jade stone or some poo poo. It resulted in Texas standing up its national guard to "ensure the rights and liberties of Texas' citizens." On the Geneva convention, I don't think we actually ever signed that document any way. We've just historically followed its rules.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:36 |
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nazca posted:Not sure if we intend to follow it in the future. We practiced this: operation jade stone or some poo poo. It resulted in Texas standing up its national guard to "ensure the rights and liberties of Texas' citizens." we never followed the geneva convention, but we were always ready to throw a tantrum when someone else wasn't either. that's the main use, really. if you are a pow, you become a giant whiny baby and always ask for more poo poo while using the geneva convention as the justification. if they mistreat you in any way, again with the whining about the geneva convention. i'm not sure when they thought that training would be relevant. perhaps they had yet to update it post-9/11?
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:44 |
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Can I jump out while the plane is on the ground?
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 02:59 |
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Extra 7800 a year. Do you millennial cucks know how many fucks would dive upon this?
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 03:01 |
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That jade stone thing happened fairly recently. It's googlable. I'm no Geneva convention expert. But of the rules I know of, I saw them followed when I was in the military.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 03:02 |
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I'm actually planning to pay money to jump next spring =|
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 03:13 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:I'm actually planning to pay money to jump next spring =| This was my original thought. I'd love to get paid to jump instead.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 03:17 |
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No thanks, I'm going to sit here at my computer instead.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 03:23 |
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Mozi posted:pay me? try to stop me ahahahah *runs towards cargo hold* "MOZI WAIT YOU NEED TO PUT THE PARACHUTE ON FIR- oh god."
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:29 |
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Jade Helm, nazca, Jade HELM You're no aztec druid! But yes the Red States reacted poorly to increased military presence in public areas, as predicted.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:31 |
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انا مثلي
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:37 |
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Also the Great Pumpkin was diverted thanks to the efforts of Jade Helm, so -thankfully- the military didn't need to enforce a police state of the Southwest US if and when a shower of meteorite chunks happened to rain across the region. e: I'll Jump.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:38 |
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VendaGoat posted:You could die from simply being there. Even more adrenaline! Count me in.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 04:49 |
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Jade Helm, nazca, Jade HELM as yes "Jade Helm". I, of course, couldn't be bothered to Google it myself.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 05:20 |
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i was a civilian when jade helm was going on and i barely got gangbanged, i dont see the big deal
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 05:21 |
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hth posted:i was a civilian when jade helm was going on and i barely got gangbanged, i dont see the big deal I believe I can speak for the greater population when I say that we as a people would generally like to exercise our right not to get gang banged repeatedly by jade serpents or whatever. Goons may feel differently of course.
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 07:33 |
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Not if you gotta do that tandem crap. Wait, I can get paid to be strapped to some dudes back!?
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# ? Aug 22, 2016 07:51 |