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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
loving post and reply if you agree.

Good motherfucking god, Ice cream is wonderful.

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SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i just had an ice cream sundae

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
There is very little I wouldn't do for a Klondike Bar

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I go on an ice cream kick once a year or so. A few months ago I bought one of those giant tubs of birthday cake ice cream, but I haven't had any since I finished that.

I think my overall favorite is mint chocolate chip.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Birthday cake ice cream is a worthy flavor.

October Blues.

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy

Give Pat a Job posted:

There is very little I wouldn't do for a Klondike Bar

would you go gay?

Grand Prize Winner
Feb 19, 2007


gently caress you, OP, there is also flan

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
what is this fuckin sex and the city or some poo poo? im a dumb sad brains let me eat this gallon of rocky road to feel better a bloo bloo bloo

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Grand Prize Winner posted:

gently caress you, OP, there is also flan

:patriot:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Iron Prince posted:

what is this fuckin sex and the city or some poo poo? im a dumb sad brains let me eat this gallon of rocky road to feel better a bloo bloo bloo

You have rocky road???

Horniest Manticore
Nov 23, 2013

Hello, you!
Lipstick Apathy
in all seriousness, ice cream is decadent nutritionally nil. if eating makes your life better you're basically no further developed than a dog.

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
What are the other reasons? Is the list long? My list is empty at the moment.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kuato posted:

What are the other reasons? Is the list long? My list is empty at the moment.

Calcium, vitamin d. Temporary happiness. Enjoyment of the Human condition.

I mean..If you want me to expound upon the virtues of Ice cream, I can.

I'd rather you Go gently caress Yourself, and have some ice cream :D

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

It's okay.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



I like ice cream. :downs:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

VendaGoat posted:

Calcium, vitamin d. Temporary happiness. Enjoyment of the Human condition.

I mean..If you want me to expound upon the virtues of Ice cream, I can.

I'd rather you Go gently caress Yourself, and have some ice cream :D

I'm saying what are the other reasons for living?. :confused:

Ice cream is likable enough. I think I got a Blizzard at Dairy Queen a few months ago, will have another one before the summer is up.

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

What's your opinion on milkshakes op?

AWarmBody
Jul 26, 2014

Better than a cold one.
I recently partook in a pint of B&J's Tonight Dough and there were only like five cookie dough pieces in it. Ratio of dough to ice cream was disappointing and I don't know if I can go on anymore.

The Unholy Ghost
Feb 19, 2011
Ice cream has a lot of sugar and makes you feel crappy afterwards.

How about Xanax? I'm looking for a happy drug, hopefully one not stuffed with sugar that makes me tired and muggy headed

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kuato posted:

I'm saying what are the other reasons for living?. :confused:

That all depends upon your outlook, now doesn't it?

Poontang is another thing.

Steak and wine is another.

Give me you word.

Because I know my own.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

various cheeses posted:

What's your opinion on milkshakes op?

gently caress yeah.

Tonsured
Jan 14, 2005

I came across mention of a Gnostic codex called The Unreal God and the Aspects of His Nonexistent Universe, an idea which reduced me to helpless laughter. What kind of person would write about something that he knows doesn't exist, and how can something that doesn't exist have aspects?
I have this ORGANIC ice cream made with ORGANIC cream I like dropping about a quarter cup down my underwear, let it melt over my pubic hair and I breath quick breaths and let my blood really pump, that's how I know I'm alive and enjoying ice cream

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

VendaGoat posted:

gently caress yeah.

Good cause I just loving ate one :hfive:

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


various cheeses posted:

Good cause I just loving ate one :hfive:

you...ate? a milkshake?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tonsured posted:

I have this ORGANIC ice cream made with ORGANIC cream I like dropping about a quarter cup down my underwear, let it melt over my pubic hair and I breath quick breaths and let my blood really pump, that's how I know I'm alive and enjoying ice cream

:jackbud:

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Tonsured posted:

I have this ORGANIC ice cream made with ORGANIC cream I like dropping about a quarter cup down my underwear, let it melt over my pubic hair and I breath quick breaths and let my blood really pump, that's how I know I'm alive and enjoying ice cream

Fukkin :same:

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
Only reason I keep working or do anything is all the debt I have. who knows what I'd be capable of if I wasn't drowning in student loans and car payments. makes u think

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Kuato posted:

Only reason I keep working or do anything is all the debt I have. who knows what I'd be capable of if I wasn't drowning in student loans and car payments. makes u think

GASP! You might take up photography!

The loving horror! :v:

I'm gonna get another scoop of blueberry cheesecake before I turn my computer off.

Namaste.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
agreed

Mint chocolate chip is one of the best flavors that you can never go wrong with

Tillimook has some p good ice cream flavors too like salted caramel hazelnut

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Celluloid Sam posted:

you...ate? a milkshake?

Yeah I had to use a spoon instead of a straw. They make em real thick at Cookout

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

Celluloid Sam posted:

you...ate? a milkshake?

lol right? I mainline IV that poo poo!!!

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Iron Prince posted:

lol right? I mainline IV that poo poo!!!

im scared of needles so I just snort it

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I like to rub the milkshake in my gums but my teeth get cold and hurt a lot

Cosmic Charlie
Apr 6, 2009

How do you do? Truckin' in style along the avenue
The best way to judge a chinese buffet is whether or not they have a soft serve machine, or the little cups. The little cup says to me "we're not even pretending to give a poo poo we stole these from the elementry school barbecue" and more times than not the food says the same. Who says hey lets put the oysters beside the pudding and sprinkles and poo poo. gently caress you china house

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
Plain vanilla in a cup for me, thank you

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
there's been a tub of cornish vanilla in the freezer that's just been hanging around and getting poked at for months.

i don't get how people can demolish entire tubs in days or hours.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


lorn Wayne posted:

there's been a tub of cornish vanilla in the freezer that's just been hanging around and getting poked at for months.

i don't get how people can demolish entire tubs in days or hours.

whats Cornish vanilla

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
I had peach slices combined with Blue Bell vanilla ice cream in Fredricksburg.

The orgasm my mouth had is a sensation I'll remember the rest of my life.

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

Celluloid Sam posted:

whats Cornish vanilla

Cornish vanilla hen

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