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Strap on your Stetsons and your dildos cuz poo poo is about to get hosed Texas style in here!!! On to the list!!! number ONE:  A freshly fracked shiner on a hot summer day coming at you out the GATE ready to support the troop! NUMBER TWO  Looks like this six pack came with more than one TEXAS STYLE NUKBER 3  Aw poo poo you best believe there's a THREE. Our excellent education system at least teaches that much! FOUR:  Sure there's four. Why not? It's the most free place in the free world NUMERO FIVE  COME AND TAKE IT FINALLY SIX]  YEAH OF COURSE THERE WAS SIX EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS INCLUDING MY DICK gently caress you post about Texas
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come to texas its ok if youre a white guy
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Aug 21, 2016 06:51
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hey iron prince how's it going I'm going to bed have a good night
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hey Sid, I got some more shiners to go through but you have a good one, "Friendship" ain't the Texas motto for no reason!
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how many people brag about gunning down petty thieves in texas?
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Aug 21, 2016 06:54
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1 reason Texas sucks poo poo: Iron Prince
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Aug 21, 2016 06:54
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Hector Beerlioz posted:1 reason Texas sucks poo poo: Iron Prince goSH DERNIT!!! *throws hat on ground, angrily kicks dirt at nearby bull*
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Aug 21, 2016 06:56
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Jk buddy u good
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Hector Beerlioz posted:1 reason Texas sucks poo poo: Iron Prince iron prince posts a lot of pictures of hot chicks that are actually dudes and i was so confused i almost killed myself via cock strangulation but then i realized owning myself is shameful and wrong and i have iron prince to thank for my journey through god bless you sweet prince
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Aug 21, 2016 06:57
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I've never been to texas and probably never will but I'm glad you enjoy it namaste
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thank you for the kind words folks. I will now play for you the traditional song of my people: https://youtube.com/watch?v=vttFEZ0ndaU
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Aug 21, 2016 06:59
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Texas is great except for all the drat Mexicans and their delicious fatty food.
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Aug 21, 2016 07:42
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There's also a pretty large Asian population sadly opening up restaurants with their wonderful cuisine.
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Aug 21, 2016 07:43
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Texas has got too many drat Indians coming over here in droves and spreading their delectable dishes around.
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Op you big goofy Texas boy you, you big Texas rascal, you three drops of blood on the surface of a can of white paint, you dolphin skeleton in the desert, you seven empty shell casings next to a six-shooter in the glove box of an El Camino, you champion of Hamburger Helper, you...
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Aug 21, 2016 07:45
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I'm not from Texas. I'm from Houston.
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Iakona posted:I'm not from Texas. I'm from Houston. finally some motherfucker out there gets it. *leaves trail of candy paint on the ground as he slow rolls out of thread*
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Aug 21, 2016 07:59
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Texas is a really great state for getting drunk in
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This thread would've been funnier if you were downing them as fast as you were posting, and the posts were increasingly garbled But I'll let it slide because that's some good beer op
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Aug 21, 2016 08:03
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can't you get those anywhere
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Aug 21, 2016 08:04
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Hector Beerlioz posted:1 reason Texas sucks poo poo: Iron Prince The main reason Texas sucks: It's Texas. And I speak with some authority on the matter. I was nearly born there, and my wife's family all comes from there (Except for her, she was born in California when her parents wisely decided to leave Texas before any possible children were born to them.)
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shiner bock is a generic beer pretending to be some flavorful craft beer and texas is the reason kennedy died i heard it from his own wife
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Aug 21, 2016 08:05
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OP, are you a steer or a queer?
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Aug 21, 2016 08:06
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in fact, those are the only six good things about texas
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extra stout posted:shiner bock is a generic beer pretending to be some flavorful craft beer gently caress yeah it is! but every drop of shiner is brewed in shiner! gotta keep our mediocre local beer LOCAL man
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Aug 21, 2016 08:07
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H.H posted:OP, are you a steer or a queer? why not both?
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Iron Prince posted:gently caress yeah it is! but every drop of shiner is brewed in shiner! gotta keep our mediocre local beer LOCAL man its in 5 grocery stores in my small town 1600 miles away
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extra stout posted:its in 5 grocery stores in my small town 1600 miles away just cuz it's local doesn't mean it ain't macro too, son. E: really a testament to the quality of Texas industry more than anything
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Whataburger
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extra stout posted:shiner bock is a generic beer pretending to be some flavorful craft beer and texas is the reason kennedy died i heard it from his own wife everything in this post is extremely right. shiner put out an IPA like a year and a half ago in an attempt to retain that image and it was sort of pathetic. also between oswald and that dude who shot all those cops I've started thinking of Dallas as Sniper City and I'm proud to be a resident
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Iron Prince posted:why not both? Congratulations, you are the only person in known history who has successfully made a witty comeback to R. Lee Ermey.
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H.H posted:Congratulations, you are the only person in known history who has successfully made a witty comeback to R. Lee Ermey. I learned well serving the the Fleet Marine Force of the United States Navy
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Aug 21, 2016 08:16
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Moridin920 posted:can't you get those anywhere Yeah they're not great but they're definitely okay
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virginia is for lovers, texas is for retards
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Make it seven
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Schnedwob posted:everything in this post is extremely right. shiner put out an IPA like a year and a half ago in an attempt to retain that image and it was sort of pathetic. well that does it, iron prince will you be switching to sam adams?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-cFtSPIF4Q
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poo poo forgot this was about beer. yeah shiner is pretty good but texas sucks as a whole and you should leave
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Texas is great and terrible at the same time. I love my adopted state.
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Y-Hat posted:poo poo forgot this was about beer. yeah shiner is pretty good but texas sucks as a whole and you should leave aah screw you
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