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i've lived here since 2007 and texas bad because: - takes forever to get anywhere - is full of dipshit bubblegum pink noneck redneck assholes - dull as loving dishwater - austin, which is still trying really hard to be san fran - prevailing cognitive dissonance worshiping the alamo which was not actually a noble cause; sorry dudes but bashing spics off the wall with your rifles and basically suiciding yourself to make a dumb point none of your fans actually remember isn't "good" per se - gently caress OBAMA is standard mode of conversation - if you lost your favorite coffee mug or your dog did a pee on the carpet or your kid gets back on meth, it is literally Obama's fault and also MEIXCANNNNNNNSSSSSSSS - severe lack of business regulations means severe lack of worker's rights which means, ha ha, yes; perennially depressed wages and zero job security BUT AT LEAST CORPORATIONS GET TO MAKE MORE MONEY; THEY'RE PEOPLE TOO DONCHAKNOW - jesus they have puzzle rooms even in loving creepy one stoplight towns - lone star and shiner are terrible and middling beers, respectively, but are treated like loving nectar - FRACKING AHHHHHHHHH FRACKING *levels entire forest for one drop of oil* - the beaches are loving nasty as poo poo and seafood is STILL a loving fortune - dallas lol (the city not the theme song that's still bangin) - CONSTANT AMBER ALERTS because Uncle Touchy got back on the meth and stole his niece so he could make her his beautiful bride and HE'S IN A GRAY PLYMOUTH IT'S ALWAYS A GRAY PLYMOUTH - THERE IS NO GOOD CHINESE FOOD ANYWHERE IN THIS loving STATE. i can't loving believe this place actually gave me a reason to miss missouri - dogshit liquor store laws makes them close early every day and stay closed on Sunday (because nobody happy on Sunday if the lord ain't happy on Sunday) okay texas good because: - houston is actually fun and dangerous and has tons of rich expats which means there's lots of neat foreign poo poo popping up all the time GETTIN KINDA BLADE RUNNERY OVER THERE - not hard to find yourself muy autentico mexican grub - gas is cheap! you'll need it to drive to a better state lol - cigs are cheap too if that's your thing okay that's all i got
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you mixed so many positives in there i couldnt tell if u were serious.. 
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Aug 22, 2016 17:37
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I AM THE TOILET posted:- austin, which is still trying really hard to be san fran this might be the weirdest and dumbest criticism of austin as a city that I've ever read
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Aug 22, 2016 17:46
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Beer is for children, drink whisky like a man.
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Aug 22, 2016 17:49
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proof of concept posted:this might be the weirdest and dumbest criticism of austin as a city that I've ever read well san fran is really bad is probably why he said it like its literally a sea of poors overlorded by rich douchebags
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Aug 22, 2016 17:50
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I AM THE TOILET posted:i've lived here since 2007 and texas bad because: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccgkxP-4tVE
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Aug 22, 2016 19:19
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San Fran is really bad but then California is a poo poo state full of loving idiots Houston does suck tho
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Aug 24, 2016 04:33
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Houston is probably the worst city I've ever been to, and I lived in Stone Mountain, GA and College Station, TX for five years each.
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