zimboe posted:

I have never been to Texas, but I plan to correct that before I die.
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One word:
ARMADILLOS
Funny lookin' little critters, like armored war-rats from Mars.
I've always wanted one, paint up his armored plates in metal-flake purple like the Texas Pimpmobile in the post above.

But they carry leprosy, I hears.
So I'll wear gloves when I pet the little 'dillos.
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What are armadillos, phylogenetically?
Rodents, ugly squirrels, tiny horses, mutated moles, opossums with an attitude, What?
They don't seem to fit the usual categories.

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

i live in texas. texas is a wet turd in a belt buckle and a lovely hat that will always do it's best to hurt the people that live in it. it's a state so bad they have to indoctrinate people with state history classes to get them to care, and i'll always take pride that I'm not actually from here.

Iron Prince posted:

bitch i threw up in class one time and my prof could tell from the stench that i had been drinking lone star and gave me an A+

Iron Prince posted:

National beer of Texas baby

ChuckDeNomolos posted:

i know, that's why it's fun to keep saying, "no it wasn't."

also, no it wasn't

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

Came here to post that Texas loving sucks balls.

Raar_Im_A_Dinosaur posted:

That dog...

OMGVBFLOL posted: