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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
I've thought about Texas as the state I want to die in, but it's awfully close to Crapsico.
How are things in North Texas, as far away as I can git from the invaders?
Are the mosquitoes really as big as hawks?
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I'm White (well, anyway Irish).
Will I be welcome there?
Are we Irish welcome, or we still white(ish) niggers like in the 1840's?
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Mexican food is good eating.

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zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

hemophilia posted:

Stay wherever you are and don't come here.

Baaagh, fiddlesticks, drink more cough syrup, yah rudicle.*

*Ref Riders of the Purple Wage by Philip Jose Farmer in Dangerous Visions, you illiterate fuckstocking.
Read it, you'll crap your pants.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
Every time I hear of a rapper crapper dropping dead of an overdose, or a petty personal conflict solved with handguns, my heart soars.
The gene pool is thus improved.
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Does the Darwin Award apply if his kids die too?
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I'm not a racist. It's just that too many famous Black Persons are TOTAL ASSHOLES.
Refute my reasoning.

zimboe
Aug 3, 2012

FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded
I have never been to Texas, but I plan to correct that before I die.
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One word:
ARMADILLOS
Funny lookin' little critters, like armored war-rats from Mars.
I've always wanted one, paint up his armored plates in metal-flake purple like the Texas Pimpmobile in the post above.

But they carry leprosy, I hears.
So I'll wear gloves when I pet the little 'dillos.
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What are armadillos, phylogenetically?
Rodents, ugly squirrels, tiny horses, mutated moles, opossums with an attitude, What?
They don't seem to fit the usual categories.

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