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rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe
when the war comes i will slay mormons like the rats they are and feel no remorse

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Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
Slc punk, dawg.

Grem
Mar 29, 2004

It's how her species communicates

Mormon chicks like ALL do anal.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
I live in Utah County, right by Utah Lake, here in Utah. My ancestors gave up their slaves and land, so that they can die in this wasteland lol



Also i have legit polygamist neighbors down the street

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Edgar posted:

My ancestors gave up

haha yeah 'gave up' at gunpoint

BLARGHLE
Oct 2, 2013

But I want something good
to die for
To make it beautiful to live.
Yams Fan

rezatahs posted:

when the war comes i will slay mormons like the rats they are and feel no remorse

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I wonder what Mormons do with their throwaway dudes. Like if most of them have extra wives there must be some savage dudes just rolling in the dirt and gnashing teeth and all that poo poo.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

in reality it is quite sad what they do with them

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

The Protagonist posted:

haha yeah 'gave up' at gunpoint

Nah, they sold em off to pay for their trek out west before the war. Even though the family history book said they were set free but I bet they sold them.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I wonder what Mormons do with their throwaway dudes. Like if most of them have extra wives there must be some savage dudes just rolling in the dirt and gnashing teeth and all that poo poo.

They become the workers at the church owned thrift stores and farms.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH

rezatahs posted:

when the war comes i will slay mormons like the rats they are and feel no remorse

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I wonder what Mormons do with their throwaway dudes. Like if most of them have extra wives there must be some savage dudes just rolling in the dirt and gnashing teeth and all that poo poo.

They get banished.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

quote:

They are just young men (mostly young teenagers) who have become competition to the older men who want more (and usually much younger) wives. They are kicked out of their homes and run out of town. They often leave with just the shirts on their backs. Most have minimum education and few life-skills. But, the Prophet said that they must go away. So their parents cast them out like unwanted pets. Now, they are out on the street trying to fend for themselves. They are known as the "Lost Boys".

JnnyThndrs
May 29, 2001

HERE ARE THE FUCKING TOWELS
Utah is a weird, schizophrenic state. The Provo/Orem/SLC/Ogden freeway corridor is chock full of billboards for A) Strip clubs, and B) clothing stores that specifically sell "modest attire". They also lead the U.S. in plastic surgery procedures and anti-depressant prescriptions.

Huge consumers of Internet porn as well, although there's nothing wrong with that :)

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


can Mormons smoke cigarette

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
I live in Salt Lake and work in Park City and it is nice.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

JnnyThndrs posted:

Utah is a weird, schizophrenic state. The Provo/Orem/SLC/Ogden freeway corridor is chock full of billboards for A) Strip clubs, and B) clothing stores that specifically sell "modest attire". They also lead the U.S. in plastic surgery procedures and anti-depressant prescriptions.

Huge consumers of Internet porn as well, although there's nothing wrong with that :)

Wonder what sort of porn appeals to mormons?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


etalian posted:

Wonder what sort of porn appeals to mormons?

probably child porn (not joking)

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

etalian posted:

Wonder what sort of porn appeals to mormons?

iirc they have special porn that is a bubble overlay over a nude that blocks all the naughty bits

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

yea check it

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hahahaha

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Lesbian porn is big here. As for strip clubs billboards, there is like maybe 2, probably for southern exposure.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Blue Train posted:

iirc they have special porn that is a bubble overlay over a nude that blocks all the naughty bits

So japanese-mormon porn would have pixelated blocks chasing after orange colors?

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

Celluloid Sam posted:

can Mormons smoke cigarette

i don't think mormons can even drink a coffee

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


bald gnome error posted:

i don't think mormons can even drink a coffee

thats not what I asked I know about the alcohol and caffeine thing i was just wondering if they can smoke. idk how anyone can make it through church without knowing they get to have a cigarette after

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

Celluloid Sam posted:

thats not what I asked I know about the alcohol and caffeine thing i was just wondering if they can smoke. idk how anyone can make it through church without knowing they get to have a cigarette after

yea but if u can't have a coffee what the gently caress do u drink while u smoke in the am

clearly not booze bc mormons

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Celluloid Sam posted:

thats not what I asked I know about the alcohol and caffeine thing i was just wondering if they can smoke. idk how anyone can make it through church without knowing they get to have a cigarette after

caffeine counts as drugs and I'm p sure tobacco does too so prolly not

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

actually mormons might say all hot drinks are evil

It was dictated in 1833 by Mormon founder Joseph Smith and bars consumption of wine, strong drinks (alcohol), tobacco and “hot drinks,” which have been defined by church authorities as tea and coffee.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Celluloid Sam posted:

thats not what I asked I know about the alcohol and caffeine thing i was just wondering if they can smoke. idk how anyone can make it through church without knowing they get to have a cigarette after

Smoking is on the listed of banned things along with caffeinated drinks and obviously all the various recreational drugs.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

Joseph smith used to get smashed as gently caress lol

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Blue Train posted:

caffeine counts as drugs and I'm p sure tobacco does too so prolly not

actually I think you will find nicotine is a drug contained in tobacco

Vargs
Mar 27, 2010

i grew up in utah as a kid. it was a pretty big culture shock going from weirdo cult upper middle class leave-it-to-beaver land, into some ghetto socal schools where i was the token white boy. i feel like i'd be completely detached from reality if i spent my whole life there.

i remember halloween falling on a sunday once and we were literally the only trick or treaters because the mormons were terrified of celebrating the devil's holiday on a holy day, lol

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Celluloid Sam posted:

actually I think you will find nicotine is a drug contained in tobacco

take it up with joseph smith

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Sancho posted:

Joseph smith used to get smashed as gently caress lol

most of the later ban was due to mormons getting onboard with the temperance movement.

Brigham Young did chew and mormons also packed booze as part of the provisions when they headed out west.

All the bans were added later on in history

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Blue Train posted:

take it up with joseph smith

i dont believe in him

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

Uncle Salty posted:

This woman was recently found guilty of child abuse (of some kind, not sure) and custodial interference. The dude she was trying to "custodially interfere" with apparently robbed a bank, so she didn't want him visiting with one of the KenBrynLee kids anymore. So the bank robbing ex sued her for child abuse and custodial interference. Weird.

i wanted to know more and then found out this woman has a whole chrischan-like following documenting her life :tinfoil:

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry

bald gnome error posted:

this list of Utah Names absolutely can't all be real but if even half of them are then i'm happy

http://wesclark.com/ubn/faves.html

Mods change my name, both on the forums and irl, to 'Zestpoole', please, thanks.

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Mods change my name, both on the forums and irl, to 'Zestpoole', please, thanks.

same except "Beefea"

Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

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Clapping Larry
Get real Beefea you little M'Liss bitch.

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bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

st1LL_51ngl3 posted:

Get real Beefea you little M'Liss bitch.

:bigtran: now i'm horned up

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