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Murray Mantoinette
Jun 11, 2005

THE  POSTS  MUST  FLOW
Clapping Larry

bald gnome error posted:

:bigtran: now i'm horned up

Go gently caress one of your many wives.

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Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
Don't forget the green jello with carrots inside.
Also the craze now In utah are drive thru soda shops. Mormon mommies are going bananas over em. Hell, they probably like it more than cafe rio.

Yeah utah was fine and dandy.. then the filthy evil Californians started moving in.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Edgar posted:

Don't forget the green jello with carrots inside.

what the gently caress why

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

This Jello salad is a tradition in our family to serve with ham or pork. It has shredded cabbage and carrots in it which give it a nice crunch. My Mom always served it when I was a kid and she can't remember where she got the recipe from. My kids love it. You can make with with regular or sugar free jello.

Shred cabbage in food processor to be very fine and to equal 1 cup. Grate carrots to equal 1/2 cup. Add both to an 8 x 8 square dish.Drain crushed pineapple, reserving liquid in a measuring cup. Add ice to the juice so it will equal exactly one cup. Set aside.In a small pan on low heat, heat one cup water. Add jello to dissolve and turn off heat. Add the pineapple juice/ice to the pan and stir until ice melts.Pour jello mixture into the 8 x 8 dish with the cabbage, carrots and pineapple. Refrigerate for 2 hours unti firm.

:barf:

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
My family just makes frog eyed salad and pink salad (jello and cottagecheese)

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS

If there's one place crazier than GOMI, it's the sub-Reddit *about* GOMI.

Uncle Salty fucked around with this message at 02:31 on Aug 22, 2016

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Edgar posted:

Don't forget the green jello with carrots inside.
Also the craze now In utah are drive thru soda shops. Mormon mommies are going bananas over em. Hell, they probably like it more than cafe rio.

Yeah utah was fine and dandy.. then the filthy evil Californians started moving in.

Why? Are you afraid they're going to bring human food with them?

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

Dogmeat posted:

Why? Are you afraid they're going to bring human food with them?

Yeah their evil cafe rio, Costa vida, and some burger joint called in and out. Of course in and out came here when a local utah business copied them.

panascope
Mar 26, 2005

All landlocked states are trash garbage.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

panascope posted:

All landlocked states are trash garbage.

tough but fair

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
im drinkin a beer right now its pretty great


unlike utah :grin:

panascope posted:

All landlocked states are trash garbage.

i will exempt colorado but thats it

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
The great state of Utah. Death to outsiders.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

panascope posted:

All landlocked states are trash garbage.

You would know, Mr. King Trash Garbage. :grin:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Edgar posted:

The great state of Utah. Death to outsiders.

well I guess they tried that strategy in the past

maybe they should bring it back to prevent the californian invasion?

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

bald gnome error posted:

this list of Utah Names absolutely can't all be real but if even half of them are then i'm happy

http://wesclark.com/ubn/faves.html

Winchester, Remington and Daisy (all siblings)

Must suck to be the one named after the bb gun.

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret

etalian posted:

well I guess they tried that strategy in the past

maybe they should bring it back to prevent the californian invasion?

I know some native americans, maybe they'll help. Also my parents neighbor is a direct descendent of porter rockwell. Even dresses like him.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:

panascope posted:

All landlocked states are trash garbage.

truth hurts friend

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

panascope posted:

All landlocked states are trash garbage.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Blue Train posted:

what the gently caress why

We're not weirdos! Now eat your gosh darn egg-jello!

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Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




stay in california. don't go to utah.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

GORDON posted:

I like visiting Zion Canyon. At least i did before it got too crowded.

yeah Zion national park is prolly my favorite park. it does get busy but since there's a lot more hiking than just emerald falls or w/e that most tourists go on, it's not that noticeble once you get on a trail. kind of sucks they changed it so you can't drive in and have to take the shuttles around but it's not that bad.

utah has some really cool scenary and the other parks are also great (bryce, arches, canyonlands)

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

panascope posted:

All landlocked states are trash garbage.

You do realize that by definition this exempts Florida

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

ElectricSheep posted:

You do realize that by definition this exempts Florida

No it doesn't :confused:

J Corp
Oct 16, 2006

I risked hypothermia and broken limbs and all I got was this shitty avatar and a severe case of shrinkage

MrSlam posted:

His polls in Utah are showing him and Hillary are tied. It's not going to be a clear cut victory.

Isn't it a 3 way split including the libertarians?

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfIehCrO4Zs sets it to motion

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
We need to talk about Johnny Utah

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



DetroitVectorSmooth posted:

they make some good stepford wives there though



I think I have said it about this picture before, in another thread, but I'm not afraid to repeat: I would put my D in this chicks V.
Thank you, that is all.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.
Man Mormons are loving stupid lmao. Yes let's follow this religion made up by a literal career con artist. At least l ron Hubbard wrote books, which is a profession held by many cool and good guys. Smith was just a straight up criminal the whole time.

Phoenixan
Jan 16, 2010

Just Keep Cool-idge
i can't wait until porn is made illegal in utah because they may as well just cut access to the internet at that point

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Jello of any kind is for the mentally defective.

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

Man Mormons are loving stupid lmao. Yes let's follow this religion made up by a literal career con artist. At least l ron Hubbard wrote books, which is a profession held by many cool and good guys. Smith was just a straight up criminal the whole time.

it's amazing how much of history has been dictated by people who were basically street hustlers. Smith is hardly alone in that regard

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

The twist is that all these beautiful women are married to one guy and they all share old school values.

Coffee is hot in the morning, dinner is ready at 6 and his balls are always empty. He probably drives a sports car.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Edgar posted:

Don't forget the green jello with carrots inside.
Also the craze now In utah are drive thru soda shops. Mormon mommies are going bananas over em. Hell, they probably like it more than cafe rio.

Yeah utah was fine and dandy.. then the filthy evil Californians started moving in.

Café rio is the loving best!

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
lol cafe rio is garbage but is like crack to white Mormon women for some reason. Most Utah guys I know are like "yeah.... It's not that good but the wifie loves it so whatever"

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
mormon mexican food? i hope everyone dies

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Xaris posted:

lol cafe rio is garbage but is like crack to white Mormon women for some reason. Most Utah guys I know are like "yeah.... It's not that good but the wifie loves it so whatever"

Only way to quiet the nattering of a thousand gobs is to feed them beans and lard and cheese in such quantity that you have an hours' quiet in your day as Head of the Household.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost

ElectricSheep posted:

You do realize that by definition this exempts Florida

He didn't say 'ONLY' landlocked states stupid

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
Idiot.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
florida really shouldnt exist

i mean, utah, for as bad as it is, is still a million times nicer than florida

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
how is that even possible

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