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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Honestly the world right now is pretty loving complaisant. poo poo happens, people react, the culture acquiesces. And we, go on.

Alright you fucks. Here's a what if.

Some of you fucks are in debt up to, and beyond, your loving ears.

Let's say another power comes to be, bent on world domination.

Are you willling to die in the dirt and loving mud, like our forefathers did, just to keep the peace?

Would you give up you man buns, Iphones, Victoria secrets bombshell bras and bleed for a better world?

I'm not saying it's going to happen. In fact, considering today's warfare I doubt it will. I just want to know if you bunch of weak willed, starbucks sipping, man bun wearing, bunch of loving nancy fucks are willing.

my guess is you aren't . So delight in the peaceful nature of the world.

Invest in the culture we are all sowing.

Because quite honestly, I would rather the world being at peace and us all just fighting with our economy. It means knowledge has won out.

Now I'm going to go get myself a scoop of ice cream and another bourbon.

I hope you all understand the wonderfulness of complacency that we have bread.

We get to enjoy.

So loving enjoy.

CHEERS! YOU BUNCH OF FUCKS!

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various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

*complacent

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Cheers! Enjoy this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5PIAJwXwH0

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
How fat are you VendaGoat

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
I'm too old to be drafted FYI. :smuggo:

I'll get deferments for mental illness if needed; just gotta print out my post history after all.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

oh good, vendagoat's smashed again

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

i like that posted:

How fat are you VendaGoat

Porcine. You oval office.


Kuato posted:

I'm too old to be drafted FYI. :smuggo:

I'll get deferments for mental illness if needed; just gotta print out my post history after all.

:same:


symbolic posted:

oh good, vendagoat's smashed again

Does this affect my point? Does it cast shadow upon that which has been rendered?

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Depends, what's the other country offering lifestyle wise?

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Honestly, I loving would.

I would volunteer to go to war for a good loving cause. I would take up arms and be a goddamn man. Because the future is loving worth it.






























Death to Trump and all his supporters, is I think the point here.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

VendaGoat posted:

Does this affect my point? Does it cast shadow upon that which has been rendered?
no, but it scares the children

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Does this affect my point? Does it cast shadow upon that which has been rendered?
You can't tell right now, but you're subliminally submitting to everyone to poo poo and piss into your mouth until your guts are spilling out gunpowder. Just trying to be helpful, I've got ur back ;)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

symbolic posted:

no, but it scares the children

As it should.


a hole-y ghost posted:

You can't tell right now, but you're subliminally submitting to everyone to poo poo and piss into your mouth until your guts are spilling out gunpowder. Just trying to be helpful, I've got ur back ;)

Oh man :jackbud: I want to take you out to dinner.

Gatekeeper
Aug 3, 2003

He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.
stop posting this dumb philosophology caca and find me some big fat green goblin tits you gently caress

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Oh man :jackbud: I want to take you out to dinner.
You already have, if you know what I mean

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Kuato posted:

I'm too old to be drafted FYI. :smuggo:

I'll get deferments for mental illness if needed; just gotta print out my post history after all.

I wish you'd die in a war, bitch

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

a hole-y ghost posted:

You already have, if you know what I mean

Which one of me ex's are you?


Gatekeeper posted:

stop posting this dumb philosophology caca and find me some big fat green goblin tits you gently caress

The bigger the tits, the less I care. :hfive:

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
How do you even have a home to post in right now? How hasn't a woman with giant tits taken everything you have

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Venda Goat.

Ven Dagoat.

Vendag Oat.

Vendago At.

:tinfoil:

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

i like that posted:

How do you even have a home to post in right now? How hasn't a woman with giant tits taken everything you have

Why, in the wild blue gently caress, would I reveal my secret and leave myself open to exactly what you have posted?

Think about it, you oval office.

Why would I ever make known, the secret to my undoing?

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


you shouldn't call women oval office

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Celluloid Sam posted:

you shouldn't call women oval office

:colbert: Go Back to school and take a "language arts" course. oval office.

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord

VendaGoat posted:

:colbert: Go Back to school and take a "language arts" course. oval office.

school is for fhools

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

LINKIN PARK


ehhh gabagool

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


VendaGoat posted:

:colbert: Go Back to school and take a "language arts" course. oval office.

i took something called English since we don't have language arts but you still shouldn't have called i like that a oval office

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Celluloid Sam posted:

i took something called English since we don't have language arts but you still shouldn't have called i like that a oval office

oval office :)

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
I pray for a catastrophic EMP wave from a not so distant star to rain hell in the form of globally rendering our fancy internet devices completely useless every night before bed

i want to live like diogenes

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


VendaGoat posted:

oval office :)

i dont mind being called a oval office it's just rude to say to women

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

That's a pretty good find, Friginator. I like it because it looks like the shirtless salad eating man is looking upwards, towards the OP, with enthusiasm and humor.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Celluloid Sam posted:

i dont mind being called a oval office it's just rude to say to women

oval office

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
I like this one, too:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

redm posted:

I pray for a catastrophic EMP wave from a not so distant star to rain hell in the form of globally rendering our fancy internet devices completely useless every night before bed

i want to live like diogenes
You can't live like diogenes if you take everyone else's technologies away, dummy. Then it's just normal.

Friginator posted:

I like this one, too:


Mmm, Yeah. Eat That Tomato.

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
i'll start myself a village of barrel dwellers, we can call it barreltown

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Don Tacorleone posted:

I wish you'd die in a war, bitch

Well Grimey, me and my GF would like to invite you over for dinner tonight to bury the ol' hatchet. I'll send the limo to your address, be ready at 9 sharp please.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



lol

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot



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dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
I'll be alright, don't none of ya worry bout ol' dookifex_maximus. not only is poopiter optimus maximus on my side, i've been spending the last 10 years squatting in a series of forclosed mcmansions eating rice and beans, shitposting on unsecure wifi and cleaning the chinese rifle I sleep with

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