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Welcome back to another installment of Awkward, Ugly and Gross, where the points are made up and the derails don't matter! Although we've had many problems with this thread in the past, mods have agreed to reopen it under one condition: This will be a very heavily modded thread. Read the OP. quote:
Special announcement: 99.9% of Tumblr posts that are like, "Eating lettuce is disrespectful to plantkin (◡‿◡✿) uwu" are troll posts and the fact that any of you are still tricked by them is utterly remarkable to me. Also, I will probate you. I personally do not care about reposts. The following are reposts (probably), but hopefully we can get some new content here, as well. The Silent Hill Wiki Circumcision Meltdown of 2015 Once more, remember: No arguing about what is, and isn't, AUG. Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and since nature is all about balance, the counter is true as well. cash crab has a new favorite as of 19:53 on Dec 13, 2016 |
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I thought it'd only be a short read, but man... How far down does the rabbit hole go?
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fffffuuuckk yes.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 04:55 |
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CASH CRAB IS BEST CRAB I'm having a horrible day; thanks for fixing it.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:16 |
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Y'all are delivering too well, too early.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:29 |
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Also, FYI, I am the only mod who has agreed to participate in this thread, so uh... tread with that knowledge.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:32 |
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I missed this thread.
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 05:37 |
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Yessss, I was just thinking about how much I missed this thread today. No picture sadly, I'd have took one if I knew this was back, but I saw the most stereotypical neckbeard while I was out today. White trilby/fedora, graphic tee, camo cargo shorts, sneakers with tube socks pulled all the way up, and that gross neckbeard goatee thing, you know the one. Like this guy stepped right out of a m'lady pic, it was unreal.
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Sociopastry posted:fffffuuuckk yes. Ugh, it's last year's garbage bag too.
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ShootaBoy posted:Yessss, I was just thinking about how much I missed this thread today. What I've been thinking about, and I have no idea why, is something from the last (?) thread: this British kid on YouTube correctly described by cash crab as "having zero chill" who recorded a ton of super duper histrionic videos about politics, etc., and had these goofy fake sponsor messages at the beginning of each video. Does anyone remember this? It's pretty much impossible to google.
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Thanks GBSRatjaculation posted:this kid is not a Nice Guy, and look how much pu$$ay he is wreckin
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# ? Aug 23, 2016 19:35 |
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Profile of a 20 year old guy on a wolfaboo chat site
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Text, not pictures, but this is pretty AUG. Its one of those sites by crazy people that are afraid of chemicals but love hydrogen peroxide and think balancing pH cures cancer. quote:Another disease that is named after its symptom is cancer. In fact, to this day, most doctors and many patients still believe that cancer is a physical thing: a tumor. In reality, a tumor is only a side effect of cancer, not its cause. A tumor is simply a physical manifestation of a cancer pattern that is expressed by the body. When a person "has cancer," what they really have is a sluggish immune system. And that would a far better name for the disease: Sluggish Immune System Disease or SISD. quote:Sugar can lead to alcoholism quote:Almost 75 years ago, Otto Warburg was awarded two Nobel prizes for his theories that cancer is caused by impaired cell respiration due to a lack of oxygen at the cellular level. According to Warburg, damaged cell respiration causes fermentation, resulting in hyper-acidity at the cellular level. quote:It is absolutely amazing how frequently nutritional deficiencies are diagnosed as physical diseases or disorders. Let me give you an example. There's a common heart disorder called mitral valve prolapse. This is the diagnosis you're given when you have a heart valve that doesn't maintain the correct shape. They'll tell you it's a congenital defect. They'll say it's something you were born with and, unless the valve is repaired through surgery, your heart will never beat correctly and you'll have heart problems for the rest of your life. What they won't tell you is that this is almost exclusively a nutritional problem. The heart valve isn't misshapen due to a congenital defect; it is misshapen because the heart is a giant muscle that's sagging out of shape due to a lack of nutritional support. quote:My suspicion, which is shared by others in my profession, is that the nearly 10,000 SIDS deaths that occur in the United States each year are related to one or more of the vaccines that are routinely given children. quote:Soak any infections or cuts in 3% peroxide for five to ten minutes several times a day. My husband has seen gangrene that would not heal with any medicine, but was healed by soaking in peroxide.
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Bismuth posted:Text, not pictures, but this is pretty AUG. Its one of those sites by crazy people that are afraid of chemicals but love hydrogen peroxide and think balancing pH cures cancer. Just wait till this guy hears about phrenology!
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treiz01 posted:Just wait till this guy hears about phrenology! There's always retro-phrenology, where you adjust someone's personality and abilities by adjusting the shape of their skull. It provably works, too; if you hit someone over the head even just lightly, their personality is likely to change in the direction of "more irritable" and if you hit harder you may cause permanent alterations in cognitive capability, etc.
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I'm scared of "chemicals" and vaccines but I fill every orifice and wipe down every surface in my house with vinegar and hydrogen peroxide and think taking cesium injections cures cancer.
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Ugh. A few years back I started dating someone who had a family member that was one of these. He started telling me the reason for my kidney problems and needing dialysis was because I had an alkaline deficiency (which completely misunderstands biochemistry) and that I should eat this miracle dirt and be cured. If I weren't trying to impress the girl I would have hauled off and decked him.
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Groke posted:There's always retro-phrenology, where you adjust someone's personality and abilities by adjusting the shape of their skull. It provably works, too; if you hit someone over the head even just lightly, their personality is likely to change in the direction of "more irritable" and if you hit harder you may cause permanent alterations in cognitive capability, etc. Perfect
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:13 |
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Also: Copyright 2016 (Sign in or confirm age to view 'mature content') Mature content
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:25 |
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Ah yes, the thread that will always lift my spirits is back.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 14:40 |
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Is this guy a fuckin time traveller? This is some web1.0 poo poo
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 15:42 |
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Some actual cool new content! Thanks for reopening.
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On the chemicals subject: I am super sad because my bf's mom is an anti vaxxer. She once, in all seriousness, told me that the reason I have crippling depression and ptsd is because I take medication for it, and then went on to tell me that the reason my sister had allergies is because we were both vaccinated as children but that "it's worse for red heads". Like, what?
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Sociopastry posted:On the chemicals subject: I am super sad because my bf's mom is an anti vaxxer. She once, in all seriousness, told me that the reason I have crippling depression and ptsd is because I take medication for it, and then went on to tell me that the reason my sister had allergies is because we were both vaccinated as children but that "it's worse for red heads". Like, what? Well, yeah? Redheads are the devil's vessels.
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That's so AUG! (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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OK but which one is Radical Larry?
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I couldn't give a harder "would" even if I was in a petrified forest.
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Yay. It's back.
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Agekin? Just when I thought nothing could surprise me...
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Solice Kirsk posted:I couldn't give a harder "would" even if I was in a petrified forest. Jastiger, account sharing is a bannable offense.
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Mistress Most Bad rear end
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Action Tortoise posted:Mistress Most Bad rear end I honestly thought this was a guy.
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Psymon is almost too clever for the group
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