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Soysaucebeast posted:A dramatic reading! This is pretty proclickity.
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Hihohe posted:
Trick question, they're both the illuminati.
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ShootaBoy posted:Can't watch it without a facebook account Have this instead, same lady. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zX8mIs_0SA
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Sep 5, 2016 19:59
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Watch the whole thing, I dare you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AL3_TsKA_Z0
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Sep 5, 2016 21:39
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I kept skipping forward, because it just. Keeps. Going.
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Sep 5, 2016 21:56
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Picnic Princess posted:I kept skipping forward, because it just. Keeps. Going. Someone get a picture of what his legs looked like (spoiler* they looked like mold was growing on them )
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Sep 5, 2016 22:04
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Davoren posted:Watch the whole thing, I dare you. 17 seconds
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Sep 5, 2016 22:28
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EmmyOk posted:17 seconds 20 seconds. I did the same thing as the chick, second row back from the front.
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Sep 5, 2016 22:34
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Davoren posted:Watch the whole thing, I dare you. Connecting withe da kids
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Sep 5, 2016 22:38
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Picnic Princess posted:Have this instead, same lady. I really like this because his exhausted reactions make me feel less alone in my suffering. Davoren posted:Watch the whole thing, I dare you.  I got seven seconds into "Work", 00:36 in total. I am a god.
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Sep 5, 2016 22:42
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Davoren posted:Watch the whole thing, I dare you. Jesus christ, it just keeps going. She wasted at least 8 minutes of the class' time with that poo poo. That's some form of cruel and unusual punishment or perhaps this is a threat. "I will sing my parody cover medley if you don't do your work you little shits!" Edit: Picnic Princess posted:Have this instead, same lady. I know this goes against every possible lesson you have ever learned but go to the comments. The woman is defending that video. Intoluene has a new favorite as of 23:04 on Sep 5, 2016 |
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Sep 5, 2016 22:56
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Davoren posted:Watch the whole thing, I dare you. 1:41 in before i had to stop. i long for death.
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Sep 5, 2016 22:57
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He looks like a cartoon character who is about to explode
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Sep 5, 2016 23:12
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_-n7_GZ2G8
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Sep 5, 2016 23:20
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Scratch-O posted:He looks like a cartoon character who is about to explode I can hear the steam whistle sound effect so clearly
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Sep 5, 2016 23:22
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is that kurt russell
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Sep 5, 2016 23:44
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Once in geography our heavily pregnant teacher caught two girls passing a note bitching about her featuring the line "will that loving baby ever pop out". Then the teacher gave us a 10 minute or so speech about the problems and pains of the pregnancy and having to get injections etc. and it was the most awkward 10 minutes I've ever experienced in a classroom until I saw that video e: actually it was nine minutes because towards the end my friend whispered "will this be on the test" in my ear and the final minute was spent getting sick in my mouth trying not to laugh.
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Sep 5, 2016 23:50
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Does the guy in the far back right, by the flag, look like he's 40 years old to anyone else?
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Sep 5, 2016 23:54
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So what's this video about? Didn't click
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cash crab posted:is that kurt russell yes. it's Big Trouble in Little China, an awesome John Carpenter movie that incidentally provided inspiration for Mortal Kombat's Raiden. Darth123123 posted:So what's this video about? Didn't click 
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EmmyOk posted:Once in geography our heavily pregnant teacher caught two girls passing a note bitching about her featuring the line "will that loving baby ever pop out". Then the teacher gave us a 10 minute or so speech about the problems and pains of the pregnancy and having to get injections etc. and it was the most awkward 10 minutes I've ever experienced in a classroom until I saw that video My favourite was in grade 7 when our math teacher lost it when a few spitballs hit the screen at the front and threw a desk. He was put on medical leave for heart problems, and was replaced with a middle-aged Scottish woman who wore dress suits made of leather every day and was perpetually angry for no reason at all.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:14
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Picnic Princess posted:My favourite was in grade 7 when our math teacher lost it when a few spitballs hit the screen at the front and threw a desk. He was put on medical leave for heart problems, and was replaced with a middle-aged Scottish woman who wore dress suits made of leather every day and was perpetually angry for no reason at all. The mental picture I have for both of these teachers is probably far better than the actual reality.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:16
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Picnic Princess posted:My favourite was in grade 7 when our math teacher lost it when a few spitballs hit the screen at the front and threw a desk. He was put on medical leave for heart problems, and was replaced with a middle-aged Scottish woman who wore dress suits made of leather every day and was perpetually angry for no reason at all. Our religion teacher got stabbed in the heart when he was 20 and you could reliably waste 20 minutes a class by bringing it up. I will never forget the weird marketing cadence he had when he said "luckily I was stabbed outside Ireland's leading cardiac hospital". There was also the time he spent a double class on Islam telling us about how messed up the banana trade was but I can't remember how he got sidetracked with that. We also had an incredibly hot maths teacher every year because she was the only one could teach in Irish, the illusion was shattered when we realised the reason she randomly left class and stood out in the hall was to safely fart. Or at least that was the leading theory. A sequel to the geography teacher story is when she left on maternity leave the replacement teacher arrived just before parent teacher evening and called us all up to the top of the class to get to know us a bit. We were allowed sit wherever we wanted because she was new and didn't know the seating plan so all five boys in the class sat in a row down the back. as she was calling up the other guys beside us the bestie leaned in and told me he had just gone on the bone and if I'd go up first while he went to the bathroom. Obviously I refused and he stuffed his hands in his pockets and tried to pull the crotch of his trousers forward and bend over a bit while he was talking to her and I told everyone down the back what was happening.
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Sep 6, 2016 00:27
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EmmyOk posted:Our religion teacher got stabbed in the heart when he was 20 and you could reliably waste 20 minutes a class by bringing it up. I will never forget the weird marketing cadence he had when he said "luckily I was stabbed outside Ireland's leading cardiac hospital". There was also the time he spent a double class on Islam telling us about how messed up the banana trade was but I can't remember how he got sidetracked with that. We also had an incredibly hot maths teacher every year because she was the only one could teach in Irish, the illusion was shattered when we realised the reason she randomly left class and stood out in the hall was to safely fart. Or at least that was the leading theory. A sequel to the geography teacher story is when she left on maternity leave the replacement teacher arrived just before parent teacher evening and called us all up to the top of the class to get to know us a bit. We were allowed sit wherever we wanted because she was new and didn't know the seating plan so all five boys in the class sat in a row down the back. as she was calling up the other guys beside us the bestie leaned in and told me he had just gone on the bone and if I'd go up first while he went to the bathroom. Obviously I refused and he stuffed his hands in his pockets and tried to pull the crotch of his trousers forward and bend over a bit while he was talking to her and I told everyone down the back what was happening. What
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EmmyOk posted:Our religion teacher got stabbed in the heart when he was 20 and you could reliably waste 20 minutes a class by bringing it up. I will never forget the weird marketing cadence he had when he said "luckily I was stabbed outside Ireland's leading cardiac hospital". There was also the time he spent a double class on Islam telling us about how messed up the banana trade was but I can't remember how he got sidetracked with that. We also had an incredibly hot maths teacher every year because she was the only one could teach in Irish, the illusion was shattered when we realised the reason she randomly left class and stood out in the hall was to safely fart. Or at least that was the leading theory. A sequel to the geography teacher story is when she left on maternity leave the replacement teacher arrived just before parent teacher evening and called us all up to the top of the class to get to know us a bit. We were allowed sit wherever we wanted because she was new and didn't know the seating plan so all five boys in the class sat in a row down the back. as she was calling up the other guys beside us the bestie leaned in and told me he had just gone on the bone and if I'd go up first while he went to the bathroom. Obviously I refused and he stuffed his hands in his pockets and tried to pull the crotch of his trousers forward and bend over a bit while he was talking to her and I told everyone down the back what was happening. I read this entire post in Liam Neeson's voice.
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EmmyOk posted:Our religion teacher got stabbed in the heart when he was 20 and you could reliably waste 20 minutes a class by bringing it up. I will never forget the weird marketing cadence he had when he said "luckily I was stabbed outside Ireland's leading cardiac hospital". There was also the time he spent a double class on Islam telling us about how messed up the banana trade was but I can't remember how he got sidetracked with that. We also had an incredibly hot maths teacher every year because she was the only one could teach in Irish, the illusion was shattered when we realised the reason she randomly left class and stood out in the hall was to safely fart. Or at least that was the leading theory. A sequel to the geography teacher story is when she left on maternity leave the replacement teacher arrived just before parent teacher evening and called us all up to the top of the class to get to know us a bit. We were allowed sit wherever we wanted because she was new and didn't know the seating plan so all five boys in the class sat in a row down the back. as she was calling up the other guys beside us the bestie leaned in and told me he had just gone on the bone and if I'd go up first while he went to the bathroom. Obviously I refused and he stuffed his hands in his pockets and tried to pull the crotch of his trousers forward and bend over a bit while he was talking to her and I told everyone down the back what was happening. Source your quotes.
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"On the bone" is the weirdest turn of phrase I've ever heard. I can't wait to use it.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I read this entire post in Liam Neeson's voice. Oh God I now can't not hear it in Liam Nelson's voice.
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Sep 6, 2016 06:14
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Just as insufferable as he looks. I forget why I added him on Facebook but at least he gives me good thread fodder.
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Sep 6, 2016 10:20
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He's like, almost very handsome, something's throwing me off. Is it a mugshot? If so, great job there.
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Sep 6, 2016 10:31
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Selklubber posted:http://vgperson.tumblr.com/post/21533650696/help-the-girl-i-like-wont-respond-to-my-emails I have no idea if this is real but it's great.
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Sep 6, 2016 12:11
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How to Give a Blow job with a Grapefruit: https://youtu.be/Qx9fUuUUYqQ
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Sep 6, 2016 13:02
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Strom Cuzewon posted:How to Give a Blow job with a Grapefruit: https://youtu.be/Qx9fUuUUYqQ this is the pro-est of clicks, people my partner and I have this video bookmarked to show friends (we hate our friends)
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Coucho Marx posted:this is the pro-est of clicks, people I have so many questions that I don't want answers to now.
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WrenP-Complete posted:I have so many questions that I don't want answers to now.  I love her
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Pastry of the Year posted:
What if you didn't know the man had an allergy to citrus?
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