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 Art by yourboymelt Hello and welcome to   Final Fight "Streetwise" is a 3D "beat-em-up" made by famous Puzzle Fighter Turbo developer "Capcom". Final Fight "Streetwise" is the final game in the popular Final Fight franchise, and it is a mess. It's a game that, while it works, is overloaded with mini-games and a surprisingly decent hip-hop ruined by lovely metal. The back of the box for the European release of Final Fight "Streetwise" promises tracks from MF Doom and RZA but snatches that hope away by providing one track which is just a collab. You also don't play as Mike Haggar, the only Final Fight character people care about. It's a grim and gritty story that handles the grim and gritty aspects with all the subtlety of a Tom and Jerry episode. It is a mess. It is a mistake. I love this game. Welcome to the LP.  The "LP" of Final Fight "Streetwise" will be as following: my fellow fighter friends killeremcee, ChorpSaway and a_raving_loon will join me on this journey. Cut and Uncut video will be provided as usual. We'll be covering most of the sidequests this game has, unless they're minigames in which case they're only shown off once. There will also be some thread participation, watch to the end of the first video to see what you can do! Good entries will be featured at the end of future updates! I also ask as a rule to not have any story spoilers, nobody except me commentating knows what's in store for this game.  Hey FutureFriend, ya missed a sidequest, ya dumb oaf! wow rude, okay first of all, im very smart and not dumb. second of all, this game can be kind of confusing and some of the sidequests are insane to try and find. the only walkthrough of this game i could quickly find never found all the sidequests either! Hey FutureFriend, you moron stooge, are you going to show off all the upgrades? first of all there were three stooges and i do not count as one of them. second of all, yes i'll try to. honestly there's not much special to them, they're mostly new combos and extra health so you probably won't notice either way. Hey FutureFriend, you mondo maroon, are you gonna respect the lore? Yes.                                            The Ayshkerbundy is a star within the surrealist final fight streetwise fanart circles.  Twitter user AwrySquare shows us a vision of heaven. FutureFriend fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Oct 21, 2016 |
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Rest in peace Handsome Bob, we barely knew ye.
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Aug 22, 2016 23:01
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my gang name is already "great" "joe"
Great Joe fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Sep 5, 2016 |
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Aug 22, 2016 23:01
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I love this game too, good luck and I hope you get some enjoyment one way or another
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Aug 22, 2016 23:06
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Toolman, Cut Man, and the Milkman. Are you sure this isn't an edgy Megaman reboot? e; My gang name is "Broken Shower." Bombogenesis fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Aug 23, 2016 |
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Aug 22, 2016 23:09
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they call me "Nipple Custard Cream Pie with a Side of Rye" also is Poison in this game? Digamma-F-Wau fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Aug 22, 2016 |
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Aug 22, 2016 23:27
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The boyz call me Jazz Hands, see? Now I'm gonna play some sweet chin music with these here mitts. Nyah, copper!
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Aug 22, 2016 23:35
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Not-God-Hand looks like hot garbage. But there's a turkey in there so its all good. My gang name is "Salty Asshat" Jobbo_Fett fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Aug 23, 2016 |
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Aug 23, 2016 00:05
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I'm glad our first major villain seems to be named after either a corpse or a boner. Also my gang name is Soup Spoon Steve.
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Aug 23, 2016 00:32
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Kyle sounds like a dime-store Solid Snake that takes sidequests from prostitutes. Based on this alone, I already know he's going to show true heroism.
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Aug 23, 2016 01:15
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Johnny Five-Fists
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Aug 23, 2016 01:30
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They call me Music Man.
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Aug 23, 2016 01:53
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My Street Name is Hotchy Motchy I'm the sensitive yet stern member of the gang.
TheJayOfSpade fucked around with this message at 03:43 on Aug 30, 2016 |
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Aug 23, 2016 04:22
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The Ayshkerbundy posted:also is Poison in this game? poison is not in the game, as this game doesn't seem to remember any of the actual popular final fight characters besides Mike the Wrestler Bombogenesis posted:Toolman, Cut Man, and the Milkman. Are you sure this isn't an edgy Megaman reboot? just wait until we get toolman's power of talking about how straight edge he is all the time and refusing to listen to anything besides nu-metal Digital Jello posted:Kyle sounds like a dime-store Solid Snake that takes sidequests from prostitutes. Based on this alone, I already know he's going to show true heroism. speaking of heroes, here's a true fun fact: the story of final fight streetwise is loosely based on the epic of gilgamesh. there's more comparisons to be seen later but for now; cody travers is based on gilgamesh's companion enkidu as they are both wild men who love to throw down!
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Aug 23, 2016 07:41
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I didn't really know it was a franchise until now. I've played the original on so many platforms and never realized they made sequels. Ok, some quick googling revealed that 2 and 3 were SNES exclusives, that explains a lot. Also, the SNES version of Final Fight seems to have removed almost everything fun and iconic from the game. No co-op multiplayer? No level transitions? Only two playable characters? Blood replaced with explosions? No Poison and Roxy? No Wheelchair for the final boss? My gangster name is....Chat Bot.
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Aug 23, 2016 08:21
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You could play as Guy in a rental-exclusive version of the game. Called Final Fight Guy.
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Aug 23, 2016 09:00
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They call me... Dvd Dnl Dvdsn David D. Davidson fucked around with this message at 17:00 on Aug 23, 2016 |
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Aug 23, 2016 16:23
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These devs are silly, they already made a PS2 game about the movie about the book Fight Club, and I'm sure it was amazing. Don't gently caress with Nail Board sout fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Aug 23, 2016 |
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Aug 23, 2016 16:56
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My Streetwise name is Ben & Jerry's Phish Food.
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Aug 23, 2016 17:34
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My Streetwise name is Street cause I sure ain't wise.
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Aug 23, 2016 17:50
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kjetting posted:I didn't really know it was a franchise until now. I've played the original on so many platforms and never realized they made sequels. And don't forget the Playstation fighting game "Revenge," which is its own brand of awful. I'm just going with Socially Awkward Tyrone.
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Aug 23, 2016 18:02
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My Streetwise name is brad, just brad.
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Aug 23, 2016 18:17
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This game is so 90s it's amazing, I'm looking forward to more witty voice overs and punching. My gang name is Squirrel because when the going gets tough I run up a tree and hide until it's over.
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Aug 23, 2016 22:00
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Every gang name that relates to meat is a good gang name. Empirical evidence will back me up on this. My streetwise name is Butt Portions.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:09
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I changed my mind, my Streetwise name is Cold Stone (Creamery) Steve Austin. Something to really chill my enemies.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:18
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The Bonecrusher thinks this should've never been made as a gritty early 2000s reboot
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Aug 24, 2016 03:34
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My gang name is Hardcore Craig. My irl name is not Craig nor am I hardcore.
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Aug 24, 2016 03:49
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ChorpSaway posted:I changed my mind, my Streetwise name is Cold Stone (Creamery) Steve Austin. Something to really chill my enemies. I hope you have some friends: The Underbaker and Candy Kane
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Aug 24, 2016 03:50
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C. Everett Koop posted:My irl name is not Craig nor am I hardcore. not with that attitude you (and it) ain't
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Aug 24, 2016 03:55
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Sweaty Harold checking in. Always wanted to check this game out, but then forgot about it, then remembered, then couldn't find it, then forgot about it again.
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Aug 24, 2016 05:03
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My street name is Kid Nickels, but I only carry checks.
Neurion fucked around with this message at 05:46 on Aug 24, 2016 |
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Aug 24, 2016 05:43
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When people hear that Taco Tuesday is in town, they run in fear.
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Aug 24, 2016 07:03
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Can't have a final fight thread without hortyort's epic saga: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ce9J-J30B3o
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Aug 24, 2016 07:29
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GirlCalledBob posted:This game is so NOUGHTIES it's amazing, I'm looking forward to more witty voice overs and punching.
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Aug 24, 2016 15:09
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My badass gang nickname is Gary Lovowitz
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Aug 24, 2016 16:35
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Folks around here call me Aberdeen Angus.
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Aug 24, 2016 16:54
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Our gang name is Street in the Sheets, cause I'm a Sheet in the Streets.
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Aug 24, 2016 20:50
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I remember seeing some concept art for this. Apparently Cammy was going to be in it, but someone decided, no, that might remind people of better games, so she was nixed. Also make way for Gary the Hot Soup!
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Aug 24, 2016 22:03
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Cody was always my favorite Final Fight guy, and I can sort of dig his turn into some kind of fight addicted nihilist in the bright and colorful when he's in Street Fighter, but his turn here is just depressing. My street name is Milk Crate.
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They call me the Trash Man because I am constantly associated with garbage. Whether I'm thrown into garbage cans or being beaten with them.
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