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 ------------------------------  The Brock Match Brock Lesnar defeated Randy Orton by TKO after busting him open hard. After the match Shane McMahon came out to check on Orton, only to be F-5'd by Lesnar. WWE United States Championship Match Rusev vs. Roman Reigns went to a no contest when both men were too busy beating each other up ending with Roman Reigns injuring Rusev. WWE Universal Championship Match Finn Balor defeated Seth Rollins to become the first WWE Universal Champion WWE World Championship Match Dean Ambrose defeated Dolph Ziggler to retain the WWE World Championship Six Woman Tag Team Match Natalya, Alexa Bliss, and the returning Nikki Bella defeated Carmella, Becky Lynch and Naomi Grudge Match AJ Styles defeated John Cena. After the match Cena left his arm band in the ring and solemnly walked to the back Tag Team Championships Match The Club defeated The New Day via DQ when Big E returned to save the New Day and Jon Stewart from getting their balls destroyed. WWE Women's Championship Match Charlotte defeated Sasha Banks to become the new WWE Women's Champion WWE Intercontinental Championship Match The Miz defeated Apollo Crews to retain the Intercontinental Title Tag Team Match Jeri-KO defeated Enzo Amore & Big Cass SUMMER SLAM 3-HOUR PRESHOW KICK OFF MATCHES Best of Seven Series: Match 1 Sheamus (1) defeated Cesaro (0) Raw Random Tag Match Sami Zayn and Neville defeated the Dudley Boyz Smackdown Random 12-Man Tag Match The Usos, American Alpha, HypeBros defeated the Vaudvillains, Ascension and Breezango when Usos stole the pin from American Alpha ------------------------------ RAW RESULTS Raw opens up with the first WWE Universal Champion, Finn Balor coming to the ring in a sling. He thanks the fans and thanks Seth Rollins for giving him the fight of his life last night. However Balor announces that he was injured in the match last night and relinquishes the title to Mick Foley and Stephanie McMahon. As Finn walks to the back Seth Rollins comes out to brag about being the winner of that match by default. He asks to be crowned champion. Sami Zayn, Chris Jericho, Kevin Owens, Enzo Amore and Big Cass, and Roman Reigns come to the ring. Foley makes a judgement call and says there will be a series of matches that culminates next week with a new Universal Champion, first with Sami vs Seth. All of the guys leave the ring but not before Seth sneak attacks Sami to start their match. Seth Rollins defeats Sami Zayn. During the match Sami kept holding his ankle after a dive. Kevin Owens defeats Nevlle who wasn't out with the original 7 guys. Jericho distracted Neville allowing Owens to win. It was announced that next week the winners of the four matches tonight will wrestle each other in a fatal 4-way to become the new champion. The other two matches announced are Big Cass vs Rusev and Roman Reigns vs. Jericho. Sorry Enzo. New Day come out with a big bowl and ladle and a unicorn pinata. Big E is happy to be back and they thank the fans for getting behind them. They are going to go for the longest title reign and are about to celebrate when The Club come out. They demand a rematch because they won the match last night but not the titles. Karl Anderson vs. Big E is next. Big E defeats Karl Anderson after Kofi and Xavier beat up Gallows outside the ring. They teased a Dudley Boyz retirement segment later tonight. Titus O'Neal was in the ring and was flubbing every line. To sum it up he called out Darren Young to beat him up. Bob Backlund came running down and put Titus in the chickenwing only to get bodyslammed by Titus. As Backlund laid in the ring Darren came out to check on his mentor. Titus attacked Darren too and laid him out with the Clash of the Titus. They showed a video of Lesnar murdering Orton and attacking Shane McMahon last night. Stephanie is interviewed and said there will be repercussions from last night. Big Cass defeats Rusev by count out when Rusev refused to allow his ribs to be hurt more. Jericho and Owens were interviewed and talked about how much each of them deserve the Universal title. They said they'll find out next week who is going to get it. Charlotte cuts a promo on Sasha Banks and being the greatest Women's champion for being a 2 time champion. Dana Brooke says she deserves it. Foley comes out to congratulate her and he says when Sasha is cleared she will get her rematch. Foley announces a new member of the Women's division and out comes Bayley!!! Bayley hugs Foley. Charlotte tells her she's at the back of the line, but says Dana Brooke is ready to wrestle. Bayley defeats Dana Brooke in her Raw debut. Roman has a short interview where he says he'll shut Jericho up. Sheamus is interviewed about the best of seven against Cesaro. He says two lads are gonna beat the bejesus out each other for a couple of matches. Sheamus compares Cesaro to the Suicide Squad and all New York sports teams as always over hyped and under performing. Braun Strowman is out to squash a jobber again. His name is Johnny Knockout. When asked by Byron Saxton why he wanted this match he said "I like big sweaty men." Big Sweaty Braun Strowman slammed Johnny Knockout hard into the ground and pinned him. After the match Braun finished Knockout off for good and pinned him again to drive home a point by using Knockout's limp body. The Dudley Boyz are out shaking hands with the commentary team and other people. Bubba says he's not always emotional but today might be different. Bubba talks about how they returned last year, had ups and downs, wins and loses, if people hated them or loved them. D-Von puts over the WWE and how they are legends thanks to guys like Edge and Christian and the Hardy Boyz. Bubba thanks the friends and fans in the crowd. Tells them to applaud themselves. The Dudleyz give one last hurrah and are about to leave when the Shinning Stars interrupt and come to the ring. They say they've been begging the Dudleyz to leave for awhile, though there is a silver lining in them retiring. They are giving the Dudleyz a trip to Puerto Rico!! They say they pity the people sitting next to the Shinning Stars. They then say Puerto Rico has good food and retirement homes for the Dudleyz. they Dudleyz lay out the Shinning Stars with a 3D and a Wazzup headbutt. The Dudleyz are about to put a Shinning star trough a table but Gallows and Anderson attack the Dudleyz laying them out and puttng D-Von through a table. Roman Reigns defeated Chris Jericho for the last spot in the Universal Title Fatal Four Way for next week even after Kevin Owens interfered three times. Next week is Seth Rollins vs. Kevin Owens vs. Roman Reigns vs. Big Cass for the WWE Universal Title.
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I like big, sweaty men.
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i hate you vince
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gently caress me
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Aug 23, 2016 04:10
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We tried things your way. Now we give the people what they want. Roman Cornelius Reigns
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die roman die
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Glad they're getting the title on someone who knows how to work a match safely.
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harambe died for our sins
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aj styles will be the real champ i don't care about the universal CHUMP!
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sign Johnny Knockout
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Alain Post posted:Glad they're getting the title on someone who knows how to work a match safely. if you're going for this gimmick we already have banjo
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I missed most of the show and tuned in just in time to see Roman Big Dog Reigns overcome multiple interference and finishers to win the match with the patented Just One Spear Is All It Takes
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you know what? I wasn't a Roman Reigns fan at all until that last match. But that finally did it for me. WWE got it right, and now I will support the Big Dawg in all his endeavors.
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Thank goodness young LGBT fans have role models to look up to now.
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ijii posted:I like big, sweaty men.
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bayley debuted and it was good jeriko are still in tact and it is good
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oatgan posted:sign Johnny Knockout https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDo8hLZ279E
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So is Roman pinning Seth or Owens for the belt next week?
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Aug 23, 2016 04:13
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So Rusev will cost reigns the title and rollins will win and feud with... Big Cass? JeriKO?
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Did they mention Brock Randy at all?
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You know that's one big strength NXT has. They don't promote a top guy. In fact their top guy is always going to leave and leave soon so they have to be building guys up to be able to be that top guy for NXT. WWE typically doesn't do that. They have the top guy who they want to be there for a whole decade. And they're not gonna budge. So if NXT has Shinsuke Nakamura on top they better build up Bobby Roode and they better build up Austin Aries et al. Because their top guy they'll be lucky he'll stay on top for a whole year. So in that way NXT has a big advantage.
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That DICK! posted:Did they mention Brock Randy at all? yes
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At least we have Bayley to look forward to.
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That DICK! posted:Did they mention Brock Randy at all? they went to backstage to steph and she said there'd be "repercussions" and that was it
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spinst posted:bayley debuted and it was good 2 good things in 3 hours.
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I just started watching Raw (West Coast here) and watching the Universal Title bit and a lot of people are getting cheers until Big Dog Roman came out
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ijii posted:I like big, sweaty men. Yaaaaaas.  
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KO is the next Universal Champion. Rusev is going to get his revenge on Roman. Cass isn't ready. (I mean, Vince doesn't care about that) Seth is a murderer. Kevin Owens is the only person who can win the title next Monday.
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The next champ is again going to be either Rollins coming off a fuckup or Reigns coming off a fuckup How much longer (both them loving up and them getting belts for it because nobody else is left) before it's not controversial to say breaking up the Shield was the worst thing this company has done in the 2010s dsriggs posted:Thank goodness young LGBT fans have role models to look up to now. I don't even have it in me to be mad. It was horrible don't get me wrong, but compared to everything else they've done to the community, it's a blip on our radar Remember when they had Kanyon dress as Boy George, come out of a box and sing Do You Really Wanna Hurt Me, and Taker kicked his rear end brutally for 3 minutes
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also aj styles once again shows he's the better bullet club leader, if only balor too sweeted his good brothers this whole thing might not have happened
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So I know the exact match next week. It's your pretty typical Fatal Four Way, everybody getting spots, whatever. At some point, KO apron powerbombs Roman, so Romann's dead for much of the match. Seth has Cass pinned, it gets broken up. At some point Jericho comes down to hurt Cass, Enzo comes out, Gs and JeriKO fight to the back. Seth hits a knee to Roman which knocks down the ref after Roman flails back. Seth goes to rouse the ref, giving Roman time to recover from the knee and spear Seth. Visual pin More wrestling, Seth hits Pedigree, Roman kicks out. Seth hits something, probably Avada Kedavra, goes to the top, speared out of midair, pin, Roman's champ. Why? Because God may be dead, but Vince isn't. Enjoy!
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Big Coffin Hunter posted:also aj styles once again shows he's the better bullet club leader, if only balor too sweeted his good brothers this whole thing might not have happened Space time continuum when you think about it. It totally wouldn't have happened.
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I sure hope that Cass wins because that'd be fantastic
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SamuraiFoochs posted:So I know the exact match next week. this sounds like a great match, I'm looking forward to it
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who cares if roman has some poo poo new title they just made up?
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SamuraiFoochs posted:So I know the exact match next week. i'll support your career as an agent
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