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Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

sign reads "in queso emergency, break glass"

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Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
yes.. YES!!

Zombiepop
Mar 30, 2010
:captainpop:

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
ill be jiggered if i dont like a good CHEESY (:grin:) joke now and again

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Queso en mi ombligo! :mmmsmug:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Enfield posted:

ill be jiggered if i dont like a good CHEESY (:grin:) joke now and again

Lol

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Jajajajajajajaja.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
:five: goldmine now.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

sign reads "in queso emergency, break glass"

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
:vince:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Jerry Mumphrey posted:

sign reads "in queso emergency, break glass"

wouldn't glass shards get in the queso?

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

:five::five::five::five::five::five::five::five::five:

Getting the carts ready to haul this thread to the goldmine it belongs in.

Kaedric
Sep 5, 2000

There's a mexican restaurant near my house that has a sign saying "If you have a taco emergency, call 9-juan-juan" and I laughed while I was driving past it.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
internalized racism is very problematic kaedric

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


yesterday i was walking to my sisters house and i came across an entire brick of marble cheese sitting on the sidewalk and it was still cold when i picked it up so guess what bonus cheese dudes

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Celluloid Sam posted:

yesterday i was walking to my sisters house and i came across an entire brick of marble cheese sitting on the sidewalk and it was still cold when i picked it up so guess what bonus cheese dudes

you know whats a good cheese? cotswold

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

Celluloid Sam posted:

yesterday i was walking to my sisters house and i came across an entire brick of marble cheese sitting on the sidewalk and it was still cold when i picked it up so guess what bonus cheese dudes

put it back, that's nacho cheese

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Jerry Mumphrey posted:

put it back, that's nacho cheese

hahahahaha holy poo poo dude

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

put it back, that's nacho cheese

:vince:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Jerry Mumphrey posted:

put it back, that's nacho cheese

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
whoa

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i cant put it back though because it's in my fridge

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7rzSslub6U

hitchensgoespop
Oct 22, 2008
I dont get it

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder if you could make a birthday cake out of human feces

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

in queso emergency break glass

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Nefarious 2.0 posted:

in queso emergency break glass

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GLASS SHARDS?!?!?

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

The Bananana posted:

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE GLASS SHARDS?!?!?

they won't hurt you, just edam

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

they won't hurt you, just edam

loving hit after hit!

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

this is a gouda thread

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
someone should pee on some cheddar bay biscuits

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
cheese

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.


break glass

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i wonder if anyone has ever put their weiner in a hole in a hunk of swiss cheese

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
Emergencheese

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

just ray posted:

i wonder if anyone has ever put their weiner in a hole in a hunk of swiss cheese

It's good. I wrap the cocktail weiner in Swiss Cheese I call it a "pig in a thin blanket"

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

asiago gently caress yourself

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

sign reads "in queso emergency, break glass"

Crazyeyes
Nov 5, 2009

If I were human, I believe my response would be: 'go to hell'.

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

put it back, that's nacho cheese

:master:

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

goldmine

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