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ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

congrats you wasted money on a cheap ad hoc vibrator that won't make your gross mouth any less disgusting than it normally is

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Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

in queso emergency break glass

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
you should pee on it

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i am wearing anew shirt and i just realized it has little tie fighters all over it :vince:

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Jerry Mumphrey posted:

i am wearing anew shirt and i just realized it has little tie fighters all over it :vince:

you should try peeing on it

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

I know a dentist and he said that they're fine. OP don't spread lies and turn American teeth into the British equivalent

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

just ray posted:

you should try peeing on it

k

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

I just rinse my mouth with mountain dew everyday. It's kept my mouth cavity free well into adulthood.

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
Trapped moisture in small spaces in the head and internal parts of the brush can lead to mold buildup

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

MurderBot posted:

I know a dentist and he said that they're fine. OP don't spread lies and turn American teeth into the British equivalent

"fine" doesn't justify the huge investment over a traditional brush

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
theyre good for my gums, op

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Ferroque posted:

"fine" doesn't justify the huge investment over a traditional brush

Quit being a poor you noob

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Lol at OP who doesn't know the other "benefits" of the electric toothbrush. IYKWIM

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
yeah applewhites right. youre not just supposed to use it as a cheap vibrator. it goes in your mouth dummy

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

I have a really high quality one and also a water pick and its like getting a professional clean everytime. Last time I went to the dentist for a scale and clean the dentist took one look in my mouth and was like 'why are you even here?', and the answer was to indulge a fetish.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

What is a tooth brush?

eunice
Aug 23, 2016

by Smythe
almost as bad as a twtter or sa account

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Doctor Schnabel posted:

yeah applewhites right. youre not just supposed to use it as a cheap vibrator. it goes in your mouth dummy

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

Screw you OP, my toothbrush has achievements and it's the best

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

error1 posted:

Screw you OP, my toothbrush has achievements and it's the best


People love to achieve things, that would probably actually work.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

OctoberBlues posted:

People love to achieve things, that would probably actually work.

That feeling of gratification whenever you unlock an achievement is the spirit of Chara living within you.

i like that
May 22, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

eunice posted:

almost as bad as a twtter or sa account

Stop reregging here

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

error1 posted:

Screw you OP, my toothbrush has achievements and it's the best


i hate that cheevs are more important to people than personal hygiene jesus christ

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Ferroque posted:

i hate that cheevs are more important to people than personal hygiene jesus christ

It's just how our brains work man, we're big dumb apes.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i tried to make an airplane out of a cardboard box and it didnt even fly very well
therefore airplanes are a loving scam

enjoy your cheapo $2 vibrating tooth brush op

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




ive jacked off with a vibrating tooth brush by putting it on my weiner

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i love my sonicare it made a huge difference and my dentist agrees sorry about your op being false as all get out

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

thathonkey posted:

i love my sonicare it made a huge difference and my dentist agrees sorry about your op being false as all get out

Look at this sucker paying to go to a dentist. smdh

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

error1 posted:

Screw you OP, my toothbrush has achievements and it's the best


My toothbrush does this, and also it will occasionally txt me just to let me know that i'm a special boy and that it loves me.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
actually brushing teeth at all its a scam lol

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
they call me the floss boss

i've come here to floss teeth and chew bubble gum. and i'm currently chewing gum and flossing

Neutrino
Mar 8, 2006

Fallen Rib
Who the gently caress uses an electric toothbrush to brush their teeth?

Woden
May 6, 2006

Doctor J Off posted:

Trapped moisture in small spaces in the head and internal parts of the brush can lead to mold buildup

I just dry mine in the microwave.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

OctoberBlues posted:

Look at this sucker paying to go to a dentist. smdh

i dont pay unless sexual favors to all the female dental hygienists and receptionists at their office counts :grin:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Doctor J Off posted:

Trapped moisture in small spaces in the head and internal parts of the brush can lead to mold buildup

my dad's electric toothbrush is pretty horrifying but he's not dead yet so i gotta figure whatever is growing there isn't too bad

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Mozi posted:

they call me the floss boss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=REilrEVVYIE

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

Doctor J Off posted:

Trapped moisture in small spaces in the head and internal parts of the brush can lead to mold buildup

That's not only true for toothbrushes, either!

ferroque
Oct 27, 2007

gary oldmans diary posted:

i tried to make an airplane out of a cardboard box and it didnt even fly very well
therefore airplanes are a loving scam

enjoy your cheapo $2 vibrating tooth brush op

I ONLY use traditional brushes.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i have an electric toothbrush and sometimes it makes me vomit

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
dentists recommend it for preventing receding gums too, they just work better face it op

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