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What do you enjoy stuffing down your jelly roll licker?
This poll is closed.
Twizzlers 5 16.13%
Redvines 3 9.68%
Old Man Black Licorice 20 64.52%
Goku 3 9.68%
Total: 31 votes
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Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Twizzlers vs Red Vines

Personally, I love Redvines. Back when I was a kid playing soccer the concessions stands were selling these bad boys for $.75. It was amazing and its 34 inches of pure heaven.


Then all of a sudden these charlatans showed up which absolutely ruined licorice for me, and I think everyone.


Now, I get that licorice should be the black kind, you know that old man garbage poo poo, but very few folks eat that crap and most of them will be dead soon.


My friends and I would have licorice fights, slapping each other with our slobbery licorice ropes while pretending we were Indiana Jones. Whenever I bite into a Redvine I can still feel those welts on my body.

However, kids these days are all about loving Twizzlers. That poo poo doesn't even taste right. Folks in my office keep buying them for our candy stash but always protest it.

Which is the best licorice?

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
cant fizz the twizz

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I respect your right to an opinion, but your opinion on this is trash

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
BYOB poster Salmiakki is best licorice

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Good and Plentys

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
please no inside jokes in this thread

we are putting this matter to rest

thank you

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

Snatch Duster posted:

please no inside jokes in this thread

we are putting this matter to rest

thank you

thats the name of salted licorice from Finland and also a licorice flavored alcohol

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Most people dont know that 'black licorice' is German for 'punishment candy'

Shin00bie
Sep 11, 2011

The best liquorice is the liquorice that has been set fire too and then hurled into the sea.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Sid Vicious posted:

thats the name of salted licorice from Finland and also a licorice flavored alcohol

salt doesn't belong on licorice

that poo poo ain't proper

The_Angry_Turtle
Aug 2, 2007

BLARGH
Darrell Lea black licorice is the best.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

As opposed to hard inedible licorice? :what:

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i think it's throwin' licorice or whippin licorice



whippin licorice

overseer07
Mar 30, 2003
Pillbug
Icelandic dark chocolate-covered black licorice is the best. Close thread.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Wait a minute! This is just salt water taffy!

PHONIES! BIG FAT PHONIES!

jeff smisek
May 18, 2009


UGH NONE GOD GROSS BLEH :barf: *pukes* *throws up*

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.
That red poo poo isn't even licorice. The only flavor of licorice is licorice.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
the licorice festival is goooood.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Wizchine posted:

That red poo poo isn't even licorice. The only flavor of licorice is licorice.

welcome to the 21th century fucko

licorice now tastes like blueberries and weed

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
That Black Bat licorice.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Although there is only 14 of you fucks voting I am disappointed that goku isn't winning

lovestick
Feb 11, 2006

~30303030303~


:finland: :finland: :finland: salmiakki :finland: :finland: :finland:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
Black liquorice all the way. Better dead than red.


Salmiakki 4 life vittu saatana.

Lord Decimus Barnacle
Jun 25, 2005


Hell Gem
Do they have a punkin flavor yet?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I've only really had redvines and I like them, twizzlers are probably good too, but what I am certain of is that the black kind is poison.

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a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

As far as sweet licorice goes, German soft lakritz batzen are really good too

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