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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
this is a weed thread. ummmmm heh ... i think you know what to do



(that's me irl while i was coming up with and posting this weed thread)

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
some people tell me that i need help

some people can gently caress off and go to hell

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
yeah i feel you on that bro :respek:

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I've got some nice oil but I can't vape this week because my gf's mother is visiting and staying with us and I don't want her to think I am a degenerate.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

here's a cool reaction pic for when someone says something crazy itt

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

I've got some nice oil but I can't vape this week because my gf's mother is visiting and staying with us and I don't want her to think I am a degenerate.

the trick is to meet them for the first time while high so they think you just look like that

works on teachers/employers too

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i got some fire "poo poo" it's so good i'm going to blaze it haha somebody go to the store get some swisher sweets my n-word( soft-g though)

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

the trick is to meet them for the first time while high so they think you just look like that

works on teachers/employers too

actually the trick is to be high so often that when you're sober people think you're high & vice versa

but yea yours counts as part of that strategy i guess

tenspott
Aug 1, 2002

by FactsAreUseless
Glad it's still a federal offense. I hope it stays that way and weed addicts keep getting locked up, even after they overdose.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Moridin920 posted:

the trick is to meet them for the first time while high so they think you just look like that

works on teachers/employers too

I did that in college, it was hard work.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

tenspott posted:

Glad it's still a federal offense. I hope it stays that way and weed addicts keep getting locked up, even after they overdose.

this post is a federal offense


OctoberBlues posted:

I did that in college, it was hard work.

greatness requires sacrifice

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
yup yup yup

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0Vw0I-PhcA

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

tenspott posted:

Glad it's still a federal offense. I hope it stays that way and weed addicts keep getting locked up, even after they overdose.

you monster

GRILLARY CLINTON
Mar 5, 2016

I know the devil is real.
I know the devil is real.
name all types of weed here.
sour diesel.
lemon haze
martian kush

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

dear narcs: don't read this freakin' thread !!

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i have something called blueberry og

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
if this trash of a thread beats my wind man thread im never playing WoW again

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
:toxx:

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

JiveHonky posted:

if this trash of a thread beats my wind man thread im never playing WoW again

rude dude what did i ever do to you (besides spell my username right)

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

GRILLARY CLINTON posted:

name all types of weed here.
sour diesel.
lemon haze
martian kush

sativa, indica, ruderalis

bam

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
that's jive, honkey. you're really "harshing the mellow" of this weed thread.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

#wwcw weed women crush wednesday

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i wish growing was totally legal in my state. that would be really 'dope'. vote hillary!

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
sorry but wakeup check call, something called the "real" world that you stoned nerds dont even know about but its waiting outside your door, waiting to chew you up and spit you out and you wont even know whats happening because yourll be too drat medicated to notice. heh

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

thathonkey posted:

this is a weed thread. ummmmm heh ... i think you know what to do



(that's me irl while i was coming up with and posting this weed thread)

That shits mad believable.

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

JiveHonky posted:

sorry but wakeup check call, something called the "real" world that you stoned nerds dont even know about but its waiting outside your door, waiting to chew you up and spit you out and you wont even know whats happening because yourll be too drat medicated to notice. heh

umm richard branson smokes weed so nice try bub !

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

JiveHonky posted:

sorry but wakeup check call, something called the "real" world that you stoned nerds dont even know about but its waiting outside your door, waiting to chew you up and spit you out and you wont even know whats happening because yourll be too drat medicated to notice. heh

i take life by the balls and bend it over and gently caress it every day all whilst stoned to the bone what say you to that you traitorous fuckman?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

thathonkey posted:

i take life by the balls and bend it over and gently caress it every day all whilst stoned to the bone what say you to that you traitorous fuckman?

Crappy diem.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

i need to buy from my guy soon

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Y-Hat posted:

i need to buy from my guy soon

- me, every day

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

thathonkey posted:

- me, every day

why dont u just buy in bulk

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JiveHonky posted:

sorry but wakeup check call, something called the "real" world that you stoned nerds dont even know about but its waiting outside your door, waiting to chew you up and spit you out and you wont even know whats happening because yourll be too drat medicated to notice. heh

michael phelps smokes weed

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


I don't have a guy anymore and am too lazy to go out and meet people to find a new guy :(.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

bald gnome error posted:

why dont u just buy in bulk

buy in bulk smoke in bulk

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
o makes sense. learning a lot ITT

JiveHonky
May 12, 2001

by zen death robot
Grimey Drawer
weed gives you rear end pimples

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

JiveHonky posted:

weed gives you rear end pimples

ask your mom she loves to pop mine :grin:

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Itt JiveHonky battles thathonkey,

To see who is the true WeedHonky

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

So much grams

Unzip the bag

Dip in my hand

And then I palm trees

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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
i need at least a zzzzzzzzip son

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