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AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
i want some super lemon haze

poo poo tastes exactly like lemons.. freaking SICK

:synpa:

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I remember in college I would daydream about what I would do if weed was legal, how cool and crazy it would be. Now it is, and it's just part of life. Stupid brain getting used to new things so quickly.

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
You ever come across a nug so beautiful that you don't want to smoke it?

el B
Jan 30, 2004
holler.

Jestery posted:

anyone else here not entirely honest with their SOs about smoking?


Lol no. This is some teenager/people in their early 20's bullshit. Act like a loving adult and be honest.

Jestery posted:

I have actual medical conditions that are abated by low level daily use.
If this is true, then why are you hiding it? You deserve better.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Volume posted:

You ever come across a nug so beautiful that you don't want to smoke it?

yeah it's been years since the one i have in mind (it got smoked, in the end) but i remember it like it was yesterday so vivid in the mind's eye and nostril

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
lol if you don't like to eye gently caress jpgs of dank nugs

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

the op smoked too many drugs and now he has brain damage please say a prayer for his famil

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
thanks for your prayers sadly what you heard about my brain is definitely true

Secular Humanist
Mar 1, 2016

by Smythe
Is it normal for weed to turn you into a horny pervert?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

The Protagonist posted:

Just chilling on my deck downing a Mickys and puffin on a doob and the awesome old Latino lady down stairs just shows up with most of a bag of tortilla chips and homemade salsa and it's like sometimes the universe just aligns ya know?

This was me in college. Now I keep chasing that dragon

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

a zip and a double cup im gettin im gettin high as heck

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
morning bowl & coffee & cigarettes

soon to eat some eggs and leftover steak bc i'm a monster who can't leave any drat steak in the house uneaten. also maybe an everything bagel

smoke weed eat good. its basically an axiom of physics

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy
Working on getting off work so I can go home and smoke a big ol bowl of that sweet sweet ganja and maybe I'll cover it in kief and torch it all in hit that's bigger than this sentence

After that I'll probably gently caress with my devil sticks like it's 1995 and then smoke more weed

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

hey everyone they just found out weed gives you rear end cancer. RIP all

Jesustheastronaut!
Mar 9, 2014




Lipstick Apathy

OctoberBlues posted:

hey everyone they just found out weed gives you rear end cancer. RIP all

Sounds like you're doing it rear end backwards

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

Sounds like you're doing it rear end backwards

If you haven't taken marijuana rectally, you haven't lived.

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking

OctoberBlues posted:

If you haven't taken marijuana rectally, you haven't lived.

you just have to be more dilligent in cleaning your buttbong

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
yasmin and justin are perfect for each other dont u think yas

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

yogizh posted:

[Method Man]
Doc, what's really good?
Got that bush and that Backwood, light up in any hood
Yup, I'm that hood, my brother, love me some Cali kush
Never thought that little bush in that baggie would have me hooked
I'm a pothead, everyone look, and point your fingers
At the bad guys, with the cottonmouths and glass eyes
Huh, gently caress it, I'm that high, I'm blowing smoke clouds
Got my head in the clouds, gently caress it, I'm that fly
Doc, what's up, nigga?

[Redman]
Yo, you know how I bust
Find me drunk, hosed up at the Cannabis Cup
For those who don't smoke, get the middle finger up
You smoke more than us, nigga, it's beginner's luck
My truck, ride with 5-0 eyes on it
It's like the blunt, when you ain't got five on it
I challenge any opponent, who wanna smoke?
We can puff til our voice get lower than Tone Loc, like

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAS8QUcTWl8

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Volume posted:

You ever come across a nug so beautiful that you don't want to smoke it?

all the time

it's the only way to fly

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Marijuana es muy bueno.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
This just in: weed is cool, good

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

thathonkey posted:

This just in: weed is cool, good

What is the status of weed up the butt??

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

OctoberBlues posted:

What is the status of weed up the butt??

no bueno

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

OctoberBlues posted:

What is the status of weed up the butt??

make sure it is finely ground and put into cellulose capsules and push em on up (your bung) and report back

Un chien andalou
Oct 22, 2008

The pipe is leaking
just put weed lube up ur butt. it worked for your mom last night

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high
Vaporizers don't do it for me, I know I'm still getting high but without the 'punch' to my lungs it is lacking.


I love these dudes more than any of the founding fathers because they actually "get" me

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

If ya ain't dutch, ya ain't much! amirite

Gay Weed Dad
Jul 12, 2016

cool dude, flyin' high

OctoberBlues posted:

If ya ain't dutch, ya ain't much! amirite

I wish there was a way to convey the black lady style 'uhmm-hmm' in text because I'm doing that right now.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

:agreed:

grope proof vest
Jan 11, 2006




Like to smolke waed

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
yeaaaaah

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

there are multiple report thats Son of Rodney is actually high right now. we will update you as soon as anyth- OH MY GOD A SECOND JOINT HAS HIT THE RODNEY

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

DId you guys know that marijuana is psychoactive? I think that means it turns you into a psycho. :confused:

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
yeah man

i'm a psycho killer

kiss kisskay

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

OctoberBlues posted:

If you haven't taken marijuana rectally, you haven't lived.
haha you are blowing smoke up my rear end?!?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

el B posted:

Lol no. This is some teenager/people in their early 20's bullshit. Act like a loving adult and be honest.

If this is true, then why are you hiding it? You deserve better.

I mean it's not like drug use has ever caused problems in relationships.

It's not like I'm going for walks with a J and coming home smelling like rear end and being worried about if she knows I'm high.

I'm just on a vape every night past 10pm. And I don't think she has worked out than I am stoned when I come to bed.

I feel it would be weird if I walked in the bedroom and was like " HI HONEY, IM HIGH, JUAST LETTING YOU KNOW I AM WEEED."

I just come to bed, have a little slap and tickle and act normally. If she asks that I'm high I tell her, I just don't feel the need to announce when I am high.(which is everynight)

Matey
Mar 28, 2008

eat food

secret smoker.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

Gay Weed Dad posted:

Vaporizers don't do it for me, I know I'm still getting high but without the 'punch' to my lungs it is lacking.

me neither. it's a highly diluted high i think it's the difference between like only getting THC from vaping vs. THC+all the other cannabinoidies things from the actual smoke ? i dunno it's been a min since my TCC days

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

thathonkey posted:

me neither. it's a highly diluted high i think it's the difference between like only getting THC from vaping vs. THC+all the other cannabinoidies things from the actual smoke ? i dunno it's been a min since my TCC days

Same. I think you're onto something with the cannabinoid thing because I knew someone who would save all the vaped weed and turn it into edibles and they still got you reeeeal high.

I have a little vape pen thing for sneaky toking, though I haven't gotten a cartridge from the club for it in months.

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