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WHOO KELLY Also Nate is a goddamn moron for ignoring Kelly's advice on New School tattoos. What the actual gently caress.
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# ? Nov 30, 2016 14:12 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 01:22 |
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Nate halfassed his way through the entire season and only got as far as he did because other people were worse.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 04:13 |
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TheDon01 posted:Nate halfassed his way through the entire season and only got as far as he did because other people were worse. And then bitches about the other players, haha. He's a solid artist but he was definitely not Kelly/Gian/Ryan caliber.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 14:22 |
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I wanted to see the train wreck that would be nate doing black and gray watercolor.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 14:59 |
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The fact that he even thought it was a good idea is hilarious enough.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 17:11 |
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I want to be on this show just so I can win the option to pick the style for someone else and say freehand tribal
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 17:15 |
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I thought it was a little weird that Kelly gave Gian a full watercolour coral reef as his piece. Like, his watercolour this past ep wasn't that bad, imo.
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# ? Dec 1, 2016 17:17 |
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Johnny Truant posted:I thought it was a little weird that Kelly gave Gian a full watercolour coral reef as his piece. Like, his watercolour this past ep wasn't that bad, imo. They all really did not like that he did a really nice outline, and then just put random weird colors everywhere. So i guess someone is getting a huge color blob on their chest that might resemble a coral reef
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:34 |
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I think they probably realized that he's fairly proficient in most styles and wanted to give him something that he just wouldn't enjoy. What else would she give em?
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 05:46 |
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TheDon01 posted:I think they probably realized that he's fairly proficient in most styles and wanted to give him something that he just wouldn't enjoy. I would have said watercolor portrait based on his struggle during that challenge that almost got him sent to the bottom for the first time.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 06:07 |
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OmegaBR posted:I would have said watercolor portrait based on his struggle during that challenge that almost got him sent to the bottom for the first time. Good point, would they have let her pick that as a chest piece though? I don't know too much about tattoos but a portrait chest piece sounds weird.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 06:31 |
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Pussy Quipped posted:They all really did not like that he did a really nice outline, and then just put random weird colors everywhere. So i guess someone is getting a huge color blob on their chest that might resemble a coral reef Huh, I must be misremembering. I thought they praised it except for the sails of the ship. I know before they saw the tattoos the judges said they didn't want to just see paint flung on a drawing, but I thought the overall vibe for his tattoo was good sans sails.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 15:15 |
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TheDon01 posted:Good point, would they have let her pick that as a chest piece though? I don't know too much about tattoos but a portrait chest piece sounds weird. At some point they have to consider that real people have to have these tattoos. If I were a human canvas and someone said they were going to do a watercolor portrait on me I would be out the door.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 17:56 |
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Well, we got exactly the lineup for the finale that we all wanted. Why don't I feel more happy and excited about it? Jesus, Redemption is turning very Jerry Springeresque.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 18:28 |
You can totally back out the one dude did it earlier in the season. That coral reef is just going to be a blob of color without being able to use fish.
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# ? Dec 2, 2016 18:29 |
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Good episode. Nunez: You all have an advantage, if you were paying attention to the critiques... Kelly:
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 01:55 |
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I really am pulling for Kelly. How are the finales judged? Is it voting or judges or a combo? I've never watched this show every episode before. If it's the judges, I get the feeling Peck would never vote for Kelly. It's clear he just hates new school. He's my favorite judge because he can actually tattoo and seems alright in general. Nunez is a mediocre tattooer at best and Navarro looks like Justin Bieber 20 years from now. Does any of that matter on this show?
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 05:03 |
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There's usually something like, America votes for one of the final three, and the judges choose between the other two to go into the final head-to-head judgment. I actually think that streamable-live final-final tattoo is a very cool idea, and I'm guessing that's what they'll have the viewers voting on.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 06:50 |
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The best part of the live finales is the production value and Dave being a weirdo
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 09:10 |
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Dave tries so hard to let everybody talk and then he remembers he has to "move it along."
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 10:14 |
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Pussy Quipped posted:The best part of the live finales is the production value and Dave being a weirdo Meow meow meow!
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 12:47 |
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Also Oliver's patented "special occasion" look of a suit with no shirt.
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 14:21 |
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HungryMedusa posted:Nunez is a mediocre tattooer at best U wot m8
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# ? Dec 3, 2016 22:58 |
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ICHIBAHN posted:U wot m8 I'm just sayin' he does NOT have what it takes to be Ink Master.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 01:17 |
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HungryMedusa posted:Navarro looks like Justin Bieber 20 years from now. Does any of that matter on this show? I've actually come to appreciate Dave. His opinions are usually pretty fair and he'll call out the other two when they are being biased jerks. ...then he meows and I want to punch him.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 06:54 |
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KilGrey posted:I've actually come to appreciate Dave. His opinions are usually pretty fair and he'll call out the other two when they are being biased jerks. I like him too. It seems like on some level he gets how ridiculous Ink Master is. I just think its funny he is a judge of good tattooing when most of his were done without a ton of thought at the time (or so it appears). He's a glorious mix of genuine and douchey that I can't quite reconcile.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 07:07 |
Well he's an old famous guitarist who was at one time married to Carmen Electra and coked out of his mind for years. He probably thinks he's the real Ink Master.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 07:21 |
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HungryMedusa posted:I like him too. It seems like on some level he gets how ridiculous Ink Master is. I just think its funny he is a judge of good tattooing when most of his were done without a ton of thought at the time (or so it appears). He's a glorious mix of genuine and douchey that I can't quite reconcile. I think under it all, he a big self-aware nerd that enjoys life and doesn't take things too seriously. He's played with some of the biggest names out there, dealt with his mom being murdered by an abusive boyfriend and recovered from heroin addiction. Nothing probably seems terribly serious after all that, especially a tattoo reality show.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 08:23 |
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Yeah i really like him too. He seems friendly and genuine. Plus he gets hilariously flustered when hosting the live finales.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 10:20 |
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On Redemption they show some clips of Dave being cheeky with the artists. On one show the client wanted his sons handwriting in the tattoo. Dave is talking to the artist about the childish handwriting and quips "You know his son is 24 years old" and the artist is all O_o and Dave is all "Oh I'm just messing with you" It seems like Dave has a lot of fun during the show.
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# ? Dec 4, 2016 19:12 |
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I love what Dave brings to the show a lot, and am glad I've got to see this side of him as I appreciate him as a human being. But this still makes me laugh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k_daClCbUHA
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 19:04 |
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Flyinglemur posted:I love what Dave brings to the show a lot, and am glad I've got to see this side of him as I appreciate him as a human being. Dave really has grown to become the voice of reason on the show, which has been very evident in the judging of the last 2 seasons. It's quite the character growth
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 19:13 |
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TheRationalRedditor posted:Haha I often remember this ultra-rare actually funny family guy cutaway, as well I don't know if you're being serious or if you're in on the whole thing that Family Guy isn't funny because some days my sarcasm detector is brokedick. I saw whatever episode that is from in the last 6 months and it stuck with me, that's all
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 19:47 |
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that wasn't sarcasm, I saw that episode when it was new and remember the clip while watching IM all the time
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:00 |
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Beer_Suitcase posted:On Redemption they show some clips of Dave being cheeky with the artists. On one show the client wanted his sons handwriting in the tattoo. Dave is talking to the artist about the childish handwriting and quips "You know his son is 24 years old" and the artist is all O_o and Dave is all "Oh I'm just messing with you" Yea, on Ink Master he's (supposedly) the voice of the average customer. Whenever the judges get locked in a tie over technical skill or whatever, he's like "Yea, this tat is technically better, but this other one that isn't as precise is actually nicer to look at. I would wear that one." and it breaks the tie. On Redemption, he just stirs poo poo up and then comes bopping in to break up fights. Very cheeky on that show and the only thing I still enjoy about Redemption.
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 20:35 |
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HungryMedusa posted:Navarro looks like Justin Bieber 20 years from now. He's doing pretty good then since he's 30 years older
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# ? Dec 5, 2016 22:00 |
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Mob posted:He's doing pretty good then since he's 30 years older Yeah I am being too harsh on Dave, especially considering Dave is an actual rock star and Bieber will probably be dead by his 40s. I'm excited for tonight. Go Kelly! I think all three are great, so it should be fun to watch no matter what happens. E: From the preview I just saw, looks like it's Dave's turn to rock the jacket and no shirt look. haha HungryMedusa fucked around with this message at 03:48 on Dec 7, 2016 |
# ? Dec 6, 2016 15:01 |
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Count me in as another person who's pro-Dave. Him being on the show annoyed me at first, but he's become a genuinely good opinion/voice of reason. Also, I love his "meow" -ing during the finale because it just feels, to me, like him having a good time while making fun of how ridiculous the whole thing is. Also, go Kelly! (Ryan and Gian are both legitimately good artists and I'd happily be tattooed by either of them)
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 03:48 |
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drat, talk about dramatic. Screw the results, nothing's gonna top this.
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# ? Dec 7, 2016 04:01 |
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What the hell, Dave?! Lol
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