Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
what about your boner?
poke it on a pillow
fart into a toilet
squeeze your balls
puke on your boner
View Results
 
  • Locked thread
just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
got a hankerin for a dook but i dont have the ability to move. thinkin about rubbin my rear end on the couch while i poo poo. scootin around like a dog with worms. any advice will be taken into consideration. im about to poo poo, however

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
shittin on the couch
shittin on the couch
lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
That's a weird way to spell dong.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
piss is coming out of my boner

Martin Luther Kink
Oct 17, 2004
Barroom Hero
castle sids
castle sids, yeah

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
:woof:

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
What foods did you eat?

That Robot
Sep 16, 2004

ask me anything about robots
Buglord
these are some cool themes

the way you execute them makes it all the while

very good job my friend :yeah:

sometimes I wonder about a human waste transportation system so you wouldn't have to leave the bed :anime:

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Try out sitting exactly between the cushions so your crack lines up with the crevice, and see if you can push a log into the crevice that sticks out when you sit up.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

the couch pollutin' boogie

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
poo poo everywhere no place is fuckin safe

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



go for it op if it wasn't 4 someone squatting a poo poo in a cooch u'd have never been born

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

social vegan posted:

go for it op if it wasn't 4 someone squatting a poo poo in a cooch u'd have never been born

:shittypop:

  • Locked thread