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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



garlic is poison
onion is poison
italian food is poisin and the culture is too

everytime he bams he's activating another agent get out before it's too late

he dips bread in oil and says it's fancy and not depression food get out even though he's charming and funny

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



for the official record i'm not saying the winner of top chef is going to kill an elected official

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

social vegan posted:

he dips bread in oil and says it's fancy and not depression food get out even though he's charming and funny
drat... Never thought about this; this seals the deal for me

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



just makng sure you know that's not what i'm saying

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Are we... are we safe? Can we post like this?

proof of concept
Mar 6, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
an appointed official then?

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
kick it up a NOTCh jet fuel can't melt steel beams BAM!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



hey wha i think u dropped this reader

http://www.people.com/article/suspect-stored-destroyed-bodies-murdered-food-network-star

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
never ever ever trust anyone from Fall River, Mass.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



emeril lagassi has real life airbender powers he controls fire like only captain planet writers knew about it was a sign and guess what we're still not reccyling enough

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

social vegan posted:

he dips bread in oil and says it's fancy and not depression food get out even though he's charming and funny

bread and olive oil is good republican food, if you werent such a degenerate epicure you'd have the constitution to shrug off the minor maladies associated with an optimal diet

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



dookifex_maximus posted:

bread and olive oil is good republican food, if you werent such a degenerate epicure you'd have the constitution to shrug off the minor maladies associated with an optimal diet

lemme guess u cum on ur mac n cheez be4 u shovel it down ur shithole lol u think rickets existed before modern civilization? lol

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



wow thanks emeril ur right i guess we should be jelaous of the fine folk in flint i didn't know it was so hard 2 get enough lead in my diet

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
Potatoes contain nicotine. Look it up.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



ied

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Who's O :wth:

e: drat can you censor that, his subliminal messaging is written all over it

a hole-y ghost fucked around with this message at 03:57 on Aug 24, 2016

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib
have u noticed how japan seems to be getting weirder?? well im just asking qs here but has anybody noticed this seemed to intensify after one robert flay visited japan and lost to the honorabaru iron chef 森本 正治???some people say he had chemtrails on his shoes and that's why he stood on the counter to infect the japanese people do you believe that

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



big black turnout posted:

have u noticed how japan seems to be getting weirder?? well im just asking qs here but has anybody noticed this seemed to intensify after one robert flay visited japan and lost to the honorabaru iron chef 森本 正治???some people say he had chemtrails on his shoes and that's why he stood on the counter to infect the japanese people do you believe that

some people say italy is shaped like a shoe but if you turn it on its side it's more like a gun, a gun pointed at europe

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Nice meltdown op. At least a true American cuisine got represented for a while. :shrug:

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i got a notch for you to bam up, OP

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Nooooooooooo :cripes:

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
I ate an Italian once.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Oh wait that's not chef Boyardee with emirils face on it, that's his own brand. P cool.

trywehbarherdh
Aug 24, 2016

by zen death robot

Iron Prince posted:

kick it up a NOTCh jet fuel can't melt steel beams BAM!

go in peace~

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



emeril's meat sauce will fuel a car in the right proportions w olive oil

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



weird right cuz he wants you to eat it but hey we aren't cars what the heck

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

social vegan posted:

weird right cuz he wants you to eat it but hey we aren't cars what the heck
speak for yourself vroom vroom ;)

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



have you ever seen emeril actually swallow any of his food

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



fieri the imperfect clone flawed heir to flay dynasty

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

social vegan posted:

fieri the imperfect clone flawed heir to flay dynasty

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Calling it: Alton Brown is going to become FDA's Snowden and blow this poo poo wide open.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Can emeril lagassi watch my dog for the weekend?

ScratchAndSniff
Sep 28, 2008

This game stinks
Probably using puppets

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Is emeril lagassi a friend to the canine community?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Smash it Smash hit posted:

Is emeril lagassi a friend to the canine community?

depends on if ur ok w dog ending up in la spaghettio

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



um waiter there's a small webcamera in my soup

waiter: shut up slave

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

social vegan posted:

depends on if ur ok w dog ending up in la spaghettio

NOW MY MOUTHS WATERIN!

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Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

ScratchAndSniff posted:

Calling it: Alton Brown is going to become FDA's Snowden and blow this poo poo wide open.

he is going to be assassinated in kitchen stadium

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