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I love this mainly because as far as I'm concerned, JRM is like, 12 years old and him getting into with somebody can't not be funny. I mean, look at his serious face in the preview!
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Inspector_666 posted:I mean, look at his serious face in the preview! It's like looking at an angry kitten.
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Most Hated #19 (2-way tie), 18 pts: Darren O’Day, Matt Bush Darren O’Day Team: Baltimore Orioles Debut: March 31, 2008 #1 votes: 0 #2 votes: 0 #3 votes: 0 What’s to hate? Hates Jose Bautista, has a weird delivery. Matt Bush Team: Texas Rangers Debut: May 13, 2016 also known as Matt loving Bush #1 votes: 0 #2 votes: 1 #3 votes: 0 What’s to hate? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WslO4jyY7pM Matt Bush is a violent drunk shithead who savagely bludgeoned a high schooler with a golf club and ran over an elderly motorcyclist’s head in his teammate’s car. He sucks, and I would have voted for him myself if I remembered that he existed. Current Rankings Most Hated posted:25. Joe Panik, Jered Weaver, Alejandro De Aza, Dansby Swanson, Matt Harvey
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Most Loved #19, 20 pts: Salvador Perez Team: Kansas City Royals Debut: August 10, 2011 #1 votes: 1 #2 votes: 0 #3 votes: 0 What’s to love? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1Ej3NZIkm8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkIgHOTjFJQ If you don’t love Salvador Perez, King of Instagram, you have no soul. He is an impishly delightful cinnamon roll who is too good for this world. If/when he and Lorenzo Cain ever get traded away from each other, I might cry. Even if for whatever reason you have no soul, you should at least love the three-time Gold Glove winner and 2015 World Series MVP for being really good at playing. Current Rankings Most Loved posted:25. Darwin Barney YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Salvy Perez is the Only Nice Royal. When the the Jays got Royaled last year in the ALCS it was some consolation to me that Perez got a ring out of it because he is Nice.
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The only good thing about the Royals curbstomping the Mets in the World Series was that it introduced me to Salvy's greatness.
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https://youtu.be/jlNSax7PR0w
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Most Hated #18 (2-way tie), 20 pts: Mike Trout, Dustin Pedroia Mike Trout Team: Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim Debut: July 8, 2011 #1 votes: 0 #2 votes: 1 #3 votes: 1 What’s to hate? Mike Trout hates fun. LA Times posted:"I just keep it the same," Trout said. "I don't try to show anybody up. Whatever somebody else does, that's what they do." Also, I confused him with Anthony Rizzo for like half a season. This isn’t really a good reason to hate him, I just feel as though it’s worth noting. Dustin Pedroia Team: Boston Red Sox Debut: August 22, 2006 #1 votes: 0 #2 votes: 1 #3 votes: 0 What’s to hate? He makes Red Sox fans really happy, and Red Sox fans don’t deserve happiness. Current Rankings Most Hated posted:25. Joe Panik, Jered Weaver, Alejandro De Aza, Dansby Swanson, Matt Harvey
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Most Loved #18, 21 pts: Addison Russell Team: Chicago Cubs Debut: April 21, 2015 #1 votes: 0 #2 votes: 1 #3 votes: 0 What’s to love? The subject of the woefully underrated and underposted Cutest MLB Player thread is good at baseball and has the moves like Jagger. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmHG9yQcH5U https://twitter.com/Addison_Russell/status/700349645223043076 Current Rankings Most Loved posted:25. Darwin Barney
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YeahTubaMike posted:
Not to pile on, but earlier this year when I went to a Jays/Red Sox game the Red Sox were announcing their scholarship winners for middle school children. It's a great program and the Red Sox should be congratulated for implementing it. However, they had all the recipients escorted onto the field by a current player. The 12-year-old girl with Pedroia was taller than he was and it still makes me giggle. It's possible we have Randy Newman downvoting Pedroia as well.
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Pancakes posted:The 12-year-old girl with Pedroia was taller than he was and it still makes me giggle. It's possible we have Randy Newman downvoting Pedroia as well. That's hilarious, but as someone who was also tall as a kid & teased for it, I feel bad for her.
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YeahTubaMike posted:That's hilarious, but as someone who was also tall as a kid & teased for it, I feel bad for her. It's more on Dustin than her.
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Inspector_666 posted:It's more on Dustin than her. Dustin Pedroia is around 5'7". The average height of a 12-year old girl is a little under 5'. Don't get me wrong, it's still funny that she was taller than him, but as someone who was 5'6 1/2" at 11 (and stopped growing then, thank god), I just hope her peers aren't as mean about her height as mine were.
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Get ready for the giant wave of favorite Cubs Also I'm betting Chapman and Lackey will make the most hated list.
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:Get ready for the giant wave of favorite Cubs The Cubs are an extremely likable team, and I like that they are liked, but I am annoyed that Cubs voters knocked a few of my personal faves down the list. quote:Also I'm betting Chapman and Lackey will make the most hated list. I mean... no poo poo, of course they do.
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I remember three years ago when there were a ton of Cardinals fans around here and this list would have had at least Yadi or Waino near the top of the favorites list. I get the sinking feeling that not one Cardinal will have a positive showing this year.Kevlar v2.0 posted:Also I'm betting Chapman and Lackey will make the most hated list. I expect Chapman will make the bottom five. Call it a shot in the dark.
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YeahTubaMike posted:That's hilarious, but as someone who was also tall as a kid & teased for it, I feel bad for her. Just curious, are you Leokitty? Also, this thread is great, thanks for doing it.
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Salvor_Hardin posted:Just curious, are you Leokitty? No, and at the risk of sounding Bloodmane-esque, I'm not even sure who that is. quote:Also, this thread is great, thanks for doing it. No prob! It's been a lot of fun putting it together.
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I want to say 'WTF' to people who voted Trout for most hated, but is it, like, a Gretzky thing: your team regularly gets pummeled by him?
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YeahTubaMike posted:Dustin Pedroia is around 5'7". The average height of a 12-year old girl is a little under 5'. Don't get me wrong, it's still funny that she was taller than him, but as someone who was 5'6 1/2" at 11 (and stopped growing then, thank god), I just hope her peers aren't as mean about her height as mine were. Pedroia is 4' even, and anything else is a lie Red posted:I want to say 'WTF' to people who voted Trout for most hated, but is it, like, a Gretzky thing: your team regularly gets pummeled by him? Seriously, how do you hate Trout?
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:10 |
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Before Mike Trout came around, we didn't have months-long tedious debates over the MVP award. Now we always do and they are always terrible.
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Inspector_666 posted:Pedroia is 4' even, and anything else is a lie He is rather gnome-like in appearance. quote:Seriously, how do you hate Trout? Racism against the neckless?
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# ? Sep 11, 2016 23:53 |
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In that one all-star game skit, Mike Trout was so young he didn't understand how a VCR worked. This is an incredibly basic concept that even a child could figure out. I think he also asked "Film cameras? How did you take Selfies?" which doesn't make any sense. Having film in a camera doesn't preclude you from taking a picture of yourself. He is a contemptible fool. An oaf. http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/all-star-game-young-players-technology-mike-trout-bryce-harper-michael-wacha-joc-pederson-071415 Oh I was wrong it was Michael Wacha with the VCR. Look at how stupid he is. It's a loving rectangle, and there's a rectangle hole. Chexoid fucked around with this message at 00:12 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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If I recall correctly, they also forced Jacob deGrom, who was born in the year of our Lord 1988, to pretend not to know how to use a rotary phone. So upsetting.
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YeahTubaMike posted:No, and at the risk of sounding Bloodmane-esque, I'm not even sure who that is. iirc she was the Yankees fan goon who got stalked and had her pictures taken from behind without her knowledge by another Yankees fan goon when they were both at the same game
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:iirc she was the Yankees fan goon who got stalked and had her pictures taken from behind without her knowledge by another Yankees fan goon when they were both at the same game Holy poo poo that's really awful. I've actually never been to a Yankees game, and now I'm thinking that if I ever do, it'll be away. loving goons ruining everything.
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Kevlar v2.0 posted:iirc she was the Yankees fan goon who got stalked and had her pictures taken from behind without her knowledge by another Yankees fan goon when they were both at the same game A.) I don't know that I knew Leokitty was a girl goon - more female fans are a good thing B.) Where are LK and Jeffersonlives C.) What is wrong with people that they have to do that kind of poo poo Red fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Holy poo poo that's really awful. I've actually never been to a Yankees game, and now I'm thinking that if I ever do, it'll be away. loving goons ruining everything. To clarify, I didn't know that and wasn't trying to be weird. I just knew that she was a good posting Yankees fan who I haven't seen post in a long time.
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Red posted:A.) I don't know that I knew Leokitty was a girl goon - more female fans are a good thing Am I the only one left? Salvor_Hardin posted:To clarify, I didn't know that and wasn't trying to be weird. I just knew that she was a good posting Yankees fan who I haven't seen post in a long time. I didn't think your question was weird, though if I had been Leokitty I'd have probably run screaming. Also I am a Mets fan. I also like the Yankees and basically every team in the NL except Atlanta, but that's neither here nor there.
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# ? Sep 12, 2016 12:40 |
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Your brain must be loving with you, if it caused you to imagine a Yankees poster who is, Good.
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Chexoid posted:Your brain must be loving with you, if it caused you to imagine a Yankees poster who is,
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Most Hated #17 (3-way tie), 21 pts: Chris Coghlan, John Lackey, Sean Rodriguez Chris Coghlan Team: Chicago Cubs Debut: May 8, 2009 #1 votes: 0 #2 votes: 0 #3 votes: 0 What's to hate? Chicago Tribune posted:I’m sure [Pirates fans will] boo me and do different things, but that doesn’t mean nothing. I’m not a marked man. I know they’ve got video. I didn’t do anything wrong. I have no hesitation or feelings towards that. gently caress Chris Coghlan. John Lackey Team: Chicago Cubs Debut: June 24, 2002 #1 votes: 0 #2 votes: 0 #3 votes: 2 What's to hate? Likes to throw at people's heads, temporarily and hilariously had an ERA of ∞ after attempting to murder Ian Kinsler, left his wife while she was fighting cancer, and has horrible Romeo Rose teeth. Sean Rodriguez Team: Pittsburgh Pirates Debut: April 19, 2008 #1 votes: 0 #2 votes: 0 #3 votes: 1 What's to hate? https://twitter.com/SeanJRodriguez1/status/652206887182692352 In other words, nothing. Sean Rodriguez is awesome. Current Rankings Most Hated posted:25. Joe Panik, Jered Weaver, Alejandro De Aza, Dansby Swanson, Matt Harvey YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 14:03 on Sep 23, 2016 |
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What a solid trio to be three-way-tied.
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Poque posted:What a solid trio to be three-way-tied. I think both #17s have been my favorite posts to put together so far.
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Most Loved #17 (3-way tie), 22 pts: Dexter Fowler, Giancarlo Stanton Dexter Fowler Team: Chicago Cubs Debut: September 2, 2008 https://twitter.com/Kelly_Crull/status/702909832601292800 #1 votes: 0 #2 votes: 1 #3 votes: 1 What's to love? Is handsome and good, like every Cub except John Lackey and Chris Coghlan. Giancarlo Stanton Team: Miami Marlins Debut: June 8, 2010 the last thing a baseball sees before it dies #1 votes: 0 #2 votes: 0 #3 votes: 0 What's to love? Long long ago, a baseball murdered everyone Giancarlo Stanton held dear, and ever since, he's been out for revenge. Less facetiously, a baseball shattered his face in 2014 and he remains as handsome as ever. Giancarlo Stanton the Dinger God ether-ed poor Robinson Cano at 2016's Home Run Derby and obliterated Todd Frazier's previous 42-HR record with 61 homers. He eats Kit-Kats the objectively incorrect way, and we accept this because he is The Man. Current Rankings Most Loved posted:25. Darwin Barney YeahTubaMike fucked around with this message at 14:58 on Sep 13, 2016 |
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Thank you for not posting the gory picture of toothless Stanton.
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YeahTubaMike posted:What's to love? Is handsome and good, like every Cub except John Lackey and Chris Coghlan. confirmed ITT: YeahTubaMike loves Aroldis Chapman in all seriousness Dexter is by far the cutest mlb player. Signed, the guy who voted him #2 overall
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Red posted:Thank you for not posting the gory picture of toothless Stanton. I would never! Nobody wants to see that, especially not me. Poque posted:confirmed ITT: YeahTubaMike loves Aroldis Chapman YeahTubaMike posted:I still think of Pagan as a Met sometimes. Whatever team a player was with when I first noticed them is the team they're always on, in my head. Aroldis Chapman is a forever-Yankee in my brain. quote:in all seriousness Dexter is by far the cutest mlb player. Signed, the guy who voted him #2 overall Dexter Fowler is not even the cutest Cub (it's Baez).
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YeahTubaMike posted:Dexter Fowler is not even the cutest Cub (it's Baez). as you know, I am okay with this. Also, this stayed on Wikipedia for literal months after the wild card game:
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Poque posted:as you know, I am okay with this. I was unaware that we had ever discussed this, but good. If it makes you feel any better, Fowler and Bryant are tied for a pretty close second. quote:Also, this stayed on Wikipedia for literal months after the wild card game: I'm editing this into my post, because
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