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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

miracle of life

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Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
i am your dad op

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax
well i dunno how to break this to you op but i too have also came inside your mom :grin:

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

but where did he come from

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax
maybe i was made using in vitro fertilization you ever think of that bitch

nigga crab pollock
Mar 26, 2010

by Lowtax

Sid Vicious posted:

maybe i was made using in vitro fertilization you ever think of that bitch

well someone had to jerk their turkey

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
My mother was a pretty lady back then, so good for him.

Principals Orifice
Aug 23, 2016

by Lowtax

nigga crab pollock posted:

well someone had to jerk their turkey

not if they removed it using middle earth elf technology

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Good, I'm glad of it.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

FuhrerHat posted:

but where did he come from

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiZHNw1MtzI

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hello my son. :smug:

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Actually OP my mom came inside my dad. Be more progressive next time, will you?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

How did you know :wth:

Nutsngum
Oct 9, 2004

I don't think it's nice, you laughing.
What if youre the result of a bukkake mishap huh smartguy?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

weak attempt an a inri thread voted 1

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

Gonna give my dad a hi-five next time I see him.

EigenKet
Sep 17, 2006
Your friendly neighborhood Mad Scientist.
To be fair, a lot of people came inside your mom.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
your dad should've pulled out

SpaghetioSexNoises
Aug 16, 2015
You can't have babies from your mouth though

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
dad came so what

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
1 weird old tip to human reproduction that drives gays insane

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

EigenKet posted:

To be fair, a lot of people came inside your mom.

all of us are your father, op.

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
Nature's pretty gross, I guess.

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
just asked my mom if this was true and i guess i'm adopted??? what to heck

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006
I came inside your mom, bitch

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Well, guess I'm forced to say I'm glad he did. Thanks for cumming inside of mom without a condom, dad

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

ROFLburger posted:

I came inside your mom, bitch

same but the italics are me

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

Vegetable posted:

miracle of life

How do you know it was dad that knocked her up and not one of the other four guys at the taping?

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
My dad jerked it into the vegetable garden. I am his son and also his tomatoes.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
shame the rubber broke huh op?

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Anyone not cummed in op mom?

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
only on her ear

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

shoophobo posted:

only on her ear

She is a very kinky mature.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

but my high midichlorians count?

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
count nine months back from your birthday to figure out what occasion you were conceived during.

mine was my parents' wedding anniversary

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

Airborne Viking posted:

count nine months back from your birthday to figure out what occasion you were conceived during.

mine was my parents' wedding anniversary

I'm a Valentine's day baby!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

genesplicer posted:

I'm a Valentine's day baby!

:same:

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib

Airborne Viking posted:

mine was my parents' wedding anniversary

Dang. Same

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Airborne Viking posted:

count nine months back from your birthday to figure out what occasion you were conceived during.

mine was my parents' wedding anniversary

Nothing like an old fashioned shotgun wedding :banjo: :tfrxmas: <-Pretend that's a shotgun and there's no Santa hat

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

sex is both icky and gross imo

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