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lizardhunt
Feb 7, 2010

agreed ->

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Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Mine will probably be "Piss off you fuckhead!" right before someone shoots me.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

No. :smug:

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

I'd literally die if my boyfriend did this to me.

lizardhunt
Feb 7, 2010

agreed ->

several friends
Apr 7, 2015


ey GABAGOOL

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Oh! Good for you spider.

You gonna take that, clam?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

"No I haven't had that much guys lol"

Every Friday/Saturday night someone says that before they die haha

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Your not the boss of me! Plus I was going to anyways. :catbert:

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Probably go out like Comic book Guy, mumbling about how I wasted my life.

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
"Don't worry guys, I got this."

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
"holy poo poo I FINALLY MAINTAINED AN ERECTION!"

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Haha only babies believe in sharks!

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine
"here hold this"

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

:doh:

Tubesock
Apr 20, 2002




Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

i'd rather die than be enslaved by bugs

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009


lol

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
Rosebutt

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


mine will be "are you kidding, farts cant kill you"

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Haha this is going to get soooooo many Likes! :keke:

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Allahu Ackbar

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Hold my beer.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

if you are not going to suck my dick, sir, then i really don't want to be here

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

No, it's unloaded

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Hey watch this.

Martin Luther Kink
Oct 17, 2004
Barroom Hero
Let's roll

givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
You think I can't fit the whole thing in my butt eh?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Give Pat a Job posted:

You think I can't fit the whole thing in my butt eh?

Ok, now light the fuse.

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam
Believe, Tommy, this will work!

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

GBS was my toilet

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

One more beer won't kill me, stupid! :mad:

Toilet Shoes
Aug 22, 2016

by Lowtax
These pretzels are making me, thirsty.

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



Yes, I would like fries with that

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!

Hmm, how deep is this hole?

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

The HELL I won't!

I'm pretty sure that was the last thing that guy who jumped into that geyser water to rescue his dog said

Worldshatter
May 7, 2015

:kazooieass:PEPSI for TV-GAME:kazooieass:



*blood curdling scream*

several friends
Apr 7, 2015

*pitch perfect willhelm scream* :smug:

several friends fucked around with this message at 19:54 on Aug 24, 2016

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VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
"What's the worst that could happen?"

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