how many dogs could you beat in a fight?

The Something Awful Forums > Archives > General Bullshit > how many dogs could you beat in a fight?

«‹›2 »

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

All of them

# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:40

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? May 4, 2024 03:12

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

do i get my cat as combat assistance cause we could prob take out a few tag teaming that poo poo

# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:43

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Since you said I can wear my boots my boots have guns strapped to them 24/7

# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:04

PallasAthene: Dec 6, 2010; Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?

Regrettable posted:

I have an Australian shepherd and a heeler that used to fight sometimes and this was the only way I could get them apart usually. It was extra lovely when no one else was home because I'd have to try to walk them over to the back door so I could shove one outside while still trying to hold them apart. They're not particularly big dogs but they are very strong, especially the shepherd. I only ever got bit once because my hand got in the way. It tore some of the muscle right below my pinky so I couldn't move it much for about a week but it was fine.

My brother has this combination of dogs and it's crazy how quick they go from sleeping in the same bed all cuddled up and cute to dragging each other around the house. The weirdest thing is that the instant someone breaks up the fight, they go to being best pals again. I've seen them get into a tussle, throw each other around, and then as soon as they can get together again, they're literally licking each other's wounds.

A Stupid Baby posted:

3 probs assuming they're in pack behavior. More than that and you're going to get torn up by one before you can put one down for the count. If they're not on the same team its just luck of the draw depending on whether they decide to gently caress each other up or you first

I was dogsitting the same two dogs once and they woke me up in the middle of the night to go outside. I assumed they had to go to the bathroom, but when I let them out, there was a good sized coyote in the yard, and they sprinted over, cornered him against the wall, and killed him in a matter of minutes. They blocked him off and feinted attacks until he jumped forward enough for the smaller one to grab his jaw in her mouth, and the bigger dog grabbed him by the neck, tried twice to snap it, and that didn't work, she just pulled his throat out. All of that happened in the time it took for me to grab the house, turn the water on, and run over to try and spray them.

Before seeing that, I'd always understood that some dogs can be dangerous (I sometimes jog in a fairly wooded city park and have strays take interest in me), but I'd never realized just how efficiently the can team up to attack. After that, I'd say the average person might have trouble fighting even two medium sized or larger dogs, and I'd be scared if I ran into three stray dogs while jogging.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 16:52

Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Yeah, if a dog is legit pissed at you as in "I'm going to kill your rear end", those bites are no joke.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 17:20

just ray: Jan 3, 2014; by merry exmarx

>use bag of holding

# ? Aug 25, 2016 17:21

Moridin920: Nov 15, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

redm posted:

breaking up their near constant fights.

My coworkers would do horrifically awful things like scream and kick and punch the dogs for seemingly no reason all day long and I got the feeling I was the only one in the entire facility that understood how to properly interact with the animals (i.e. treat them like they have feelings).

hmm

# ? Aug 25, 2016 23:35

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

if they're not trained probably two

if it's a trained attack dog I would probably kill it eventually but also maybe die from blood loss since it would tear big chunks out of my legs in all likelihood

# ? Aug 25, 2016 23:38