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Hey that guy is just postin' dicks
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 22:53 |
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 04:31 |
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That was unexpected
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 22:53 |
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In this thread really should have posted Uranus though
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 22:54 |
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InterFaced posted:MIND WORMS! Indigenous Lifeforms
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 22:56 |
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13 minutes and counting
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 23:00 |
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Professor Shark posted:Hey that guy is just postin' dicks Indigenous Lifeforms
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 23:00 |
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Sadly an early pioneer explorer group found the planets atmosphere was comprised mainly of methane. Traces of an ancient civilization were found along with hyroglyphs. From what we can tell they farted themselves to death, enveloping the planet in a fart cloud. Sadly we will never know their diet or if they had giant reddish baboon asses or not.
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# ? Aug 24, 2016 23:08 |
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mods knew
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:02 |
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What is the name of the planet, OP?
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:09 |
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Decebal posted:Like...space weed ? Just think what Proxima's weird luminosity and energy patterns will do to the grass bro ! I think it's called astro turf.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:10 |
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Ork of Fiction posted:What is the name of the planet, OP? proxima b
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:11 |
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Is this what NASA revealed at their press conference?
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:15 |
loquacius posted:Gaians/Planet Cult were great because you didn't even have to bother building yourself a big expensive endgame army, you could just flood the earth with a literal plague of locusts that horseshit is why you play with the expansion but lock it to SMAC factions only.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:41 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:proxima b I hereby declare myself ruler of proxima b! SUCKERRRRRS!!
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:45 |
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Let's go there, let's go there right now, I'm packing my bags as we speak. I will be on the roof trying to jump to it for the next three hours if anyone needs me.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 00:46 |
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Last time I checked red dwarf stars weren't thought to have habitable zones. I'll have to read the whole article but the title seems exaggerated. I mean I guess you could just terraform.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 05:46 |
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I'm serving in a regiment under Colonel Corazon Santiago on the trip to Proxima B. Wish me luck, guys.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:16 |
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Proxima B welcomes you! Upon arrival you will receive complementary methane and insane amounts of radiation.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:22 |
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IM FROM BUENOS AIRES AND I SAY KILL 'EM ALL
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:23 |
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I wonder how long ago they discovered us
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:28 |
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we should nuke that planet ASAP imho
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:29 |
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RobattoJesus posted:I think we should call new earth farth, and then if we find another one call it garth and so on. But we also skipped over aarth, which could've caused some confusion.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:41 |
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Sid Vicious posted:i bet that the planet is gay I dunno, gently caress This Gay Proxima b doesn't really have the same ring to it
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:53 |
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Donkwich posted:Last time I checked red dwarf stars weren't thought to have habitable zones. I'll have to read the whole article but the title seems exaggerated. Why not ? They output energy don't they ? They also live longer than than the whole Universe and 100's of times longer than our Sun. So life has a lot of chances to get interesting. Tidal lock might be an issue but whatever. Heat moves around and think how interesting life on a planet like this would look ! Also we could have solar farms on the always sunny side for virtually unlimited energy and thus solve a big ecology problem and move towards ascension !
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 12:41 |
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Why do we want to go to the upside down?
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:06 |
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lets send a radio signal and call them faggots
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:41 |
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its proxima centauri not alpha centauri you uncultured terran gently caress
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:52 |
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Whoa, I just watched some show on Netflix about a tidally locked planet orbiting a red dwarf.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:56 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Whoa, I just watched some show on Netflix about a tidally locked planet orbiting a red dwarf. what show
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:59 |
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Iron Crowned posted:Whoa, I just watched some show on Netflix about a tidally locked planet orbiting a red dwarf. Can you please give us a synopsis and the methodologies used by the scientists to reach their conclusions ? I think this will be really relevant to the discussion at hand.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:05 |
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Parallax Scroll posted:what show It's a 2 episode British thing called "Extraterrestrial," the second episode was about a moon orbiting a gas giant. Decebal posted:Can you please give us a synopsis and the methodologies used by the scientists to reach their conclusions ? I think this will be really relevant to the discussion at hand. It's from 2005, but they had a bunch of science dudes that modeled it, and theorized what kinds of life could develop on the planet
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:13 |
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Decebal posted:Why not ? They output energy don't they ? They also live longer than than the whole Universe and 100's of times longer than our Sun. So life has a lot of chances to get interesting. "orbiting something that outputs energy" is a pretty low bar to set for habitability.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:15 |
you need a biosphere that won't shred amino acids and shred simple lifeforms with horrible radiation, cook them with heat, or destroy them with weird chemical reactions, and I dunno tidally locked planets don't seem to fit that bill.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:19 |
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Germstore posted:"orbiting something that outputs energy" is a pretty low bar to set for habitability. Proxima's planet is in it's habitable zone though. They found planets around pulsars too (like PSR 1257+12) and that's pretty amazing when you think about how a star becomes a neutron star. A bit of X-ray only makes organism heartier so pulsar planets must have some interesting life on them.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:23 |
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hemophilia posted:you need a biosphere that won't shred amino acids and shred simple lifeforms with horrible radiation, cook them with heat, or destroy them with weird chemical reactions, and I dunno tidally locked planets don't seem to fit that bill. You think Europa has small chances then, considering Jupiter's tremendous radiation belt ?
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:25 |
i think if we found a mirror planet in the solar system habitable zone it would be a small chance, i think finding it at all in our system is unlikely as hell. i put no stock in anyone who has hope for life under europa or anywhere else. but i don't know and i won't be upset or anything at being proven wrong it would be cool.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:30 |
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Sid Vicious posted:i bet that the planet is gay A planet for robocops.
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:33 |
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Germstore posted:"orbiting something that outputs energy" is a pretty low bar to set for habitability. Yeah but the more we learn about life the lower the bar gets. Look at water bears and tube worms and stuff. There's probably some extremophile bacteria or something that would do just fine there
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:49 |
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hemophilia posted:i think if we found a mirror planet in the solar system habitable zone it would be a small chance, i think finding it at all in our system is unlikely as hell. i put no stock in anyone who has hope for life under europa or anywhere else. i agree that it's unlikely, but europa's nearby enough that we may as well look
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# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:55 |
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Skeleton Ape posted:Yeah but the more we learn about life the lower the bar gets. Look at water bears and tube worms and stuff. There's probably some extremophile bacteria or something that would do just fine there Yeah but what if life needed a milder environment to start and only then it can evolve into extromophiles and conquer inhospitable places ?
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