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nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
r you?

honest ans2wers only please.

#fivethirtyeight

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a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
We will have perfected the cloning process by utilizing Marco Rubio's genetics, eliminating the democratic process by making it irrelevant.

Elections will still exist as a courtesy but it will be Marco Rubio v. Marco Rubio.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




hinder

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

as my platform will be mandatory gay marriage for all, help a lot

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

a dog from hell posted:

Marco Rubio v. Marco Rubio.

also, this is my porn search history

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

help, as it will demonstrate my love for people of color

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


definitely help

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
I run android OS

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

Lucky Guy posted:

also, this is my porn search history

lol

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Mine will definitely improve Japan-US relations.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
who told u about the feminist conspiracy??

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot
The primary function of national elections will be to propagate advertising and entertain the masses as God intended.

A congress filled with a legion of Marco Rubios thunders with applause.

Conformity is individuality. Spending is freedom. Thinking is war.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Mine will show that I put family first. Over and over again.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Falun Bong Refugee
Dec 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
It would secure the black and hispanic vote for certain.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




:wth:

new phone who dis
May 24, 2007

by VideoGames
Morbid Hound
My cornering of the step mom vote is assured.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

a dog from hell posted:


A congress filled with a legion of Marco Rubios thunders with applause.


is this before or after they run a train on Marco Rubio

because im hard either way

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot
Mine will definitely settle the Monsanto debate once and for all.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

It's been decades since I've been disappointed in broccoli, but here we are again.

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Lizards don't have mammary glands! That isn't real. I call bullshit.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Breast Augmentations will hit a spike!

It'll be the titty revolution.

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011
looking forward to nate silver's statistical analysis of how my enthusiasm for sloppy facefucking will affect the electoral college

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
As you can see I'm a huge supporter of the transgender community :smug:

pastorrich
Jun 7, 2008

Keep on truckin' like a novacane hurricane
Is this like a storm and nothing loving works, gays?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005
Comically oversized tits for all who want them!

A tit implant in every boob!

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

big illuminati voter base?

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's
what holes will be hosed in 20 years i wonder jacking

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
we're pretty much at peak pussy at this point in history, capitalism is going to gently caress every hole into oblivion and then you'll be left jacking it until erotic heat death consumes the last of your free libido.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

nomadologique posted:

we're pretty much at peak pussy at this point in history, capitalism is going to gently caress every hole into oblivion and then you'll be left jacking it until erotic heat death consumes the last of your free libido.

Counterpoint.

Soapy tit wanks.

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

Fishy Joe posted:

what holes will be hosed in 20 years i wonder jacking

its not about which holes. its about how many dicks can go in them, which is a theoretically infinite variable for each hole, plus the multiplicative factor per hole, quantity of holes depending on the person. oh and a possible +2 if you count the handjob situation*

*not including the concept of a two-handed handy that encompasses more than 2 dongs

this is what im saying. nate silver is gonna need to invent a new kind of math by the time we get there

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
definitely hurt my chances.

my tastes are rather... boring, honestly.

bald gnome error
Feb 9, 2011

VendaGoat posted:

Counterpoint.

Soapy tit wanks.

man between this and the lindsey blahblah thread i'm getting a pretty good feel for what makes you feel yourself, vendagoat




















(dicks and butts :grin:)

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

bald gnome error posted:

(dicks and butts :grin:)

:gizz:

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




my fetishes are so weird and specific that it will look like I don't watch porn at all I'm just a really big fan of willy wonka and the chocolate factory

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

vote for me, hth. and I understand the plight of the african american community iykwim

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
No, because trap music will be dead and all the soft core trap youtube music images will make me look like an old fogie.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
2036 will be more like Transmetropolitian where kid shows will even have full frontal nudity on it.

They will find my donkey snuff erotic quite tame in comparison.

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FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf
Everyone will look at my history and say 'that's disgusting, I would never look at that', but then they'll all secretely vote for me and never tell anyone because their search habits are just as disgusting.

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