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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

You're mother isn't bad op. :smuggo:

# ? Aug 25, 2016 04:18

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

Al Cowens posted:

gross

# ? Aug 25, 2016 04:24

rezatahs: Jun 9, 2001; by Smythe

Al Cowens posted:

me irl

# ? Aug 25, 2016 04:27

Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

I'd gently caress or be hosed by everything posted in this thread so far, tbqh

# ? Aug 25, 2016 05:09

Jerry Mumphrey: Mar 11, 2004; by zen death robot
(and can't post for 4 years!)

aggthh yeah used ta bang this chick but she got clingy and i was like :greenangel:

# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:42

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

Gaunab posted:

Iron Prince's butt cheeks would touch the ground if he sat on a traffic cone

Iron Prince jacks off to Caitlin Jenner

only hafl this statement is true

# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:43

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

VendaGoat posted:

Christ, I'd kill 15 of you, just to sniff her underwear.

I'd kill you to sniff my underwear.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:48

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

a hole-y ghost posted:

I'd kill you to sniff my underwear.

we bout to have some availability around here

Iron Prince fucked around with this message at 06:59 on Aug 25, 2016

# ? Aug 25, 2016 06:51

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

a hole-y ghost posted:

I'd kill you to sniff my underwear.

*holds a pair of underwear up his nose and takes one, huge, whiff*

Oh, buddy. You don't know who you messing with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPs8SZZTg68

# ? Aug 25, 2016 07:01

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

VendaGoat posted:

Oh, buddy. You don't know who you messing with.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 07:03

Putty: Mar 21, 2013; HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

bitchtard posted:

i am a man with complicated tastes and this is my jam

bitchtard in 2016, what is this

# ? Aug 25, 2016 07:09

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

It's this jiggily wonderfulness that I would lay down my life for.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 07:13

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

Permanent duck face

# ? Aug 25, 2016 08:10

flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

Iron Prince posted:

that boobs lok normal and toucable.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 09:02

Jukeboxblues: Jul 29, 2015; Grimey Drawer

TITTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Aug 25, 2016 09:23

rotinaj: Sep 5, 2008; Fun Shoe

Iron Prince posted:

Don't post pictures of my realdoll

# ? Aug 25, 2016 11:43

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

More trannis than girls itt

# ? Aug 25, 2016 12:02

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

Gaunab posted:

She ain't got no ~~dick~~rear end

# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:13

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Zzulu posted:

More trannis than girls itt

That's just how it goes these days.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:14

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

We live in a day and age where seeing a person from the waist up leaves me spinning in a tizzy.

What if this attractive human has the wrong gender-bits?

# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:15

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

more like Lindsay piss rear end

# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:18

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

Al Cowens posted:

fork

fork????

# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:23

cnut: May 3, 2016

This is probably nitpicking, OP, but I don't really like her mouth. That said, chances are I still would. She deserves it.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:30

Germstore: Oct 17, 2012; A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

Zombie Boat posted:

We live in a day and age where seeing a person from the waist up leaves me spinning in a tizzy.

What if this attractive human has the wrong gender-bits?

Let's not pretend they aren't immediately clockable. I was really impressed with Lindsey Pelas because I never would have guessed, but then it turns out she's a bio-woman.

# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:34

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

Zzulu posted:

More trannis than girls itt

It's a meme

# ? Aug 25, 2016 13:34

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

lmao every pic in this thread is a dude

# ? Aug 25, 2016 14:55

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Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Dave_Indeed posted:

I had a dream last night where I had mind control powers against women. It will trigger sensitive types but this is me just being honest about my sexy boner dream.

So step one I mind controlled my wife to be super horny into other chicks and super horny about me plowing other chicks. Obviously this is the foundation of any mind control for married men.The empire initially starts with a few sex slaves plundered from the local college. I have them move in to our house and walk around naked doing chores and poo poo, and then at night they are strippers bringing in crazy money and giving it to me.

From there I used my stripper money to put together a trip to LA so I can mind control some powerful business ladies and celebrities. So I mind controlled some Kardashians and used their funds to buy a large mansion in my neighborhood. I also set myself up with an executive position at a cheese company ( ) somehow, but I didn't do any work I just collected a paycheck and lived in this mansion with like 80 college girl strippers.

Also somehow I gradually increased the caliber of the strippers to the point where by the time they got all old and fat I cut them loose for newer, fresher boner zombies... they entered the job market as powerful politicians and public sector movers and shakers. So I made this into some kind of secret society like skull and bones.

Also, hot stripper armed guards outside the mansion.

I smell a book deal!!

# ? Aug 25, 2016 15:09

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