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Is a new cereal killer on the loose? Up next we'll take a look at the plucky little Korean who's poised to sweep the breakfast cereal eating world championships. A new craze is sweeping the nation: designer brooms! See why broom manufacturers are "cleaning up" after the break. Newscaster A: Tragedy struck today when the disgruntled employee of a prominent lid manufacturer brought a gun to work and opened fire on his coworkers. Newscaster B: Sounds like he really flipped his lid!
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What about Midwest FurFest 2014?
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i once applied to be the person who makes the background graphics for  broadcasts but never got so much as a callback which hurt cause that was one of my weird phantasy jobz
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working hard? more like hardy working *eats a bullet on live tv like bud dwyer*
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Friginator posted:What about Midwest FurFest 2014? Roger: The fur is flying out in Wisconsin this weekend! The Wisconsin Gouda Center will be hosting Midwest FurFest, a convention for sports mascot enthusiasts and our own man on the ground Bill Trumley will be reporting from the convention all weekend. Bill? Bill: That's right Roger and from the looks of things I'll certainly have some tails to tell!
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Aug 25, 2016 02:08
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based on the jokes it's a good thing all the news ladies are smoking hot
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I gotta say I'm a huge fan of your work with Norm MacDonald.
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Aug 25, 2016 02:21
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Police report that the child's body still has not been found. *bow tie rotates and goes ZOOOOOM-zoo-zoo-zooom*
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Munitions fragments recovered at the site contain serial numbers consistent with American arms contractors. *bug-eyed reaction shot* *BWOWWWWW*
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In a shocking case of road rage the driver of an SUV drove a ford fiesta off the road and into a power station. The unfortunate driver of the fiesta was fatally electrocuted.
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Coming up next, a male sheep nearly gets rammed by a train and only escapes thanks to shear luck.
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Applewhite posted:In a shocking case of road rage the driver of an SUV drove a ford fiesta off the road and into a power station. The unfortunate driver of the fiesta was fatally electrocuted. gently caress em they should have bought the ST
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Well Tom, it seems a disgruntled golfer went on a rampage today. That's right, he must have been pretty mad, wouldn't you say? Pretty upset, his mental state. At the golf course. With the equipment. Tees. Him being angry. Right, Tom? For christ's sake, Tom, I'm giving this to you with a goddamned bow on it.
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Many of the fursuited convention-goers reported that the Midwest Furfest 2014 was "a gas."
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why s it gotta be a GUYU you loving woman hater ?
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This is no time for horsin' around!
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Aug 25, 2016 03:36
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Who gets to be the cool hip weatherman?
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make up some jokes for my posts I am not good at it
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Aug 25, 2016 03:38
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sounds like they have Kurds in the way
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...police say if you know anything about the sexual assault to contact the authorities.
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hth posted:...police say if you know anything about the sexual assault to contact the authorities. then do it you loving worthless piece of garbage or do I need to sexual assault you
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Harald posted:sounds like they have Kurds in the way this is a loving terrible joke
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You could punch it up a bit like an Andrew Dice Clay routine. Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey. Along came Saddam who sat down beside her and said yeah I got Kurds in my way too.
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Aug 25, 2016 04:28
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hey OP i really liked you in How It's Made but you've been slacking since then
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Aug 25, 2016 04:46
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So the forum is for your A material?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TM8L7bdwVaA
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do you also coach the weatherman to be extremely awkward in his 10 second post weather interaction with the anchors? it must be very difficult to keep it so awkward in fresh new ways every day for the last 30 years
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avatarinwin posted:hey OP i really liked you in How It's Made but you've been slacking since then then you should check out my new show "how I made your brother"
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vols bitch posted:working hard? more like hardy working
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the good newscaster jokes are when they accidentally drop some lewd as gently caress innuendo, realise what they have just said, and then all the hosts can be seen struggling to maintain composure and not giggle like they are in highschool.
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are you also the guy who comes up with the funny lines the sports guy says when he does his Worst of the Week blooper retrospective, or does that get contracted out
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Family of four killed as their broken down mini van is hit by a snowplow in the worst blizzard in decades. Talk about a cold shoulder.
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vols bitch posted:working hard? more like hardy working some loving guy called me at work trying to sell me poo poo the other day and started out with that line "you working hard or hardly working ah hah hah aha " i just hung up in his face
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Citizens of North Bloomsbury found themselves in a sticky situation this morning after an industrial accident at the local Breyer's factory flooded the town with 150 thousand gallons of ice cream. Hundreds are dead with hundreds more still missing. They estimate cleanup will not be complete until next sundae.
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Friginator posted:I liked it when this guy got fired on his first day for unknowingly opening a broadcast with "gay...fuckin' poo poo.....". One of my favorite news bloopers ever. How did he even make it to the point of receiving that opportunity? It's his first day and he is angrily looking at the floor and completely unable to string together a sentence. The onion's autistic reporter has better people skills.
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you should try making a joke on this forum
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:you should try making a joke on this forum I think I made one once, but it was a while ago and I don't remember which of my goldmined threads I made it in.
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gnarlyhotep posted:this is a loving terrible joke that is quite a gnarly post
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