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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
I like to Tokyo Drift around the work parking garage for pinks most nights. Other nights I'm usually involved in some major heist I probably shouldn't talk about that ooops.

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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
I drink.

A Lot.

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Get drunk, howl at the moon, chase children around with a giant rubber mallet. The usual stuff people do.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

VendaGoat posted:

What the gently caress?

I had no idea I had this much in common with this many posters.

*Starts charging JO crystal*

Who's with me, fucktards?

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i get REALLY drunk. most days im drunk before i even get home

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

I think maybe I'll just start taking GHB instead of drinking

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i also have homosexual sex with other men

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
I like to take all my work clothes off and hang around the house in my boxers or naked for half an hour before putting the same clothes back on and going to the grocery store.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i like to wear dresses and frilly panties

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

OctoberBlues posted:

I think maybe I'll just start taking GHB instead of drinking

Probably better for your skin but you might stop breathing in the middle of the night.

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

a dog from hell posted:

Probably better for your skin but you might stop breathing in the middle of the night.

That's the hope!

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I go home and make food, maybe watch stuff on the interent, maybe jerk off, then it is time to sleep so I am well rested for work tomorrow

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo

Beefeater posted:

I spend time with my wife for a bit. THEN I do jack poo poo.

same.. except I do jack poo poo for a bit. THEN spend the night with your wife

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
DO you guys love your wives?

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I volunteer at the local food bank. Do some home gardening, sometimes I donate time to a local charity. Today I'm donating blood. All while I jack off constantly

jlechem
Nov 2, 2011

Fun Shoe
I browse the internet all day sometimes and others I actually code all day. When I get home I drink beer and maybe watch TV with my wife and/or play wii sports with my step son.

Jerry Mumphrey
Mar 11, 2004

by zen death robot

(and can't post for 4 years!)

add as many more rungs as i can on to my ladder to the moon

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
Continue my work on proving who really did 9/11

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

504 posted:

Continue my work on proving who really did 9/11

I heard it was the jews

Big Bowie Bonanza
Dec 30, 2007

please tell me where i can date this cute boy
read about planes or work on my car

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

OctoberBlues posted:

I heard it was the jews

All my research so far suggests it was "Triss Merigold"

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Zzulu posted:

DO you guys love your wives?

if u loved ur wife would u have rigged the whole relationship with lies and cheating to be a big man

y wuld u lie about ur height and wear platform boots every day

puss in boots?

mic in boots :D

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



I cry a lot because my life sucks and I want to kill myself

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

vyst posted:

I cry a lot because my life sucks and I want to kill myself

some ppl cry tears of joys or from shock and awe u should try it sometime u can actually brainwash ppl like this in dangerous situations. even without liquid tears. just big anime eyes

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

epileptic_ev posted:

some ppl cry tears of joys or from shock and awe u should try it sometime u can actually brainwash ppl like this in dangerous situations. even without liquid tears. just big anime eyes

I know, right?!?! :haw:

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

OctoberBlues posted:

I know, right?!?! :haw:

MAN WE GONNA TIME WARP HIM WITH THOSE AUTUMN EQUINOX CHARGES HE WILL NEVER SEE IT CUMMING IN HIS rear end WHEN HE GETS RAPED

y0n

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures
Get high and drink a few beer, play xbox or watch netflix. Maybe strum my gitbox. Drugs are good cause you always have something to do, it gives you motivation to work (to buy more), and it never gets old. Really gives a man purpose in life, when you think of it.

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i am always @ work so i really dont have an after work =/

a dog from hell
Oct 18, 2009

by zen death robot

dethkon posted:

Get high and drink a few beer, play xbox or watch netflix. Maybe strum my gitbox. Drugs are good cause you always have something to do, it gives you motivation to work (to buy more), and it never gets old. Really gives a man purpose in life, when you think of it.

I am the hollow resignation contained in these words which would otherwise remain empty.

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

dethkon posted:

Get high and drink a few beer, play xbox or watch netflix. Maybe strum my gitbox. Drugs are good cause you always have something to do, it gives you motivation to work (to buy more), and it never gets old. Really gives a man purpose in life, when you think of it.

very true

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Smythe posted:

Suck myself off and squish the cum up my sinuses so it leaks out my nose so I can eat it again, over and over.

text me

im gay
Jul 20, 2013

by Lowtax

vyst posted:

I cry a lot because my life sucks and I want to kill myself

SOME PIG
Aug 12, 2004

Hittin' Switches,
Twistin' wigs with
Phat Radical Mathematical type Scriptures

a dog from hell posted:

I am the hollow resignation contained in these words which would otherwise remain empty.

You are? good I've been looking for you!

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

dethkon posted:

Get high and drink a few beer, play xbox or watch netflix. Maybe strum my gitbox. Drugs are good cause you always have something to do, it gives you motivation to work (to buy more), and it never gets old. Really gives a man purpose in life, when you think of it.

Makes sense to me

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Return Of JimmyJars
Jun 24, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Watch 60fps 3d vr porn and pynish my balls. Spend thousands of dollars on cam girls

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