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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
thry got stronger faster and more powerful

makes u think

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Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
and their UIs got more accessible for new users and less so for power users

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
i dont know if this has a racial allegory idk its not what i was going for

my computer has buttons

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003

The Cooler King
saw some dude who had an i7 system in an old 486-era beige box and i was pretty stoked. it's been anodized aluminum for 15 years

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

Then how come this was the best computer ever op??

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

lol if u pc aint decked out in sparkles n poo poo

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

my pc looks gay as gently caress but its cool cuz im pro-gay and pro-fuckin

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
It was all beige boxes until the star wars "eviltech" dominated basic stereo design

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Turdfuzz posted:

my pc looks gay as gently caress but its cool cuz im pro-gay and pro-fuckin

this but i'm also a feminist

... ladies :wink:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


My computer never went back.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
what can I say, I love my big black pc

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i remember at first when it was just the optical drive that had a white front plate and a black front plate and i thought to myself "ill just try it and see how i like it"

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
*rushes into thread*


*wheeze*


Ahihuhuhu

*hang on*

Did someone post....


*deeep breath*



drat NIGGA THATS A GOOD JOKE?


*goes back to browsing craigslist t4m ads*

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

OctoberBlues posted:

Then how come this was the best computer ever op??



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXtXsUqhHiI

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
White computers can't jump.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i work my black computer tirelessly at a cost of only pennies a day
if you dont have one i tell you theyre a great investment

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
lmao at the single-button mouse double-click

i cant believe i forgot that

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


im tired of black computer cases now i wanna go back to beige

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Computers were only white when futurism was cool again. I want a wooden computer. Real polished, earthy wood. Bold tones, like some 1920s stained wood, classy poo poo. Thin polished chrome accents on the edges. Like that's what everyone should have. All the same stain and trim. Woodgrain varies obviously, but maybe not in the cold distant future when there is only one tree and it grows a million times. :smith:

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Computers were only white when futurism was cool again. I want a wooden computer. Real polished, earthy wood. Bold tones, like some 1920s stained wood, classy poo poo. Thin polished chrome accents on the edges. Like that's what everyone should have. All the same stain and trim. Woodgrain varies obviously, but maybe not in the cold distant future when there is only one tree and it grows a million times. :smith:

the lgr guy on youtube put some woodgrain contact paper on his computer

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
But for real though:

various cheeses
Jan 24, 2013

I bet op gets the brown eggs at the grocery store because he thinks they're more athletic.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


what about when computers were like grayish and "smoke" translucent, hwo does that fit into ur joke




like this piece of poo poo that seemed to be everywhere in like 2000

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
What about silver PCs op???

Queen_Combat
Jan 15, 2011

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

what about when computers were like grayish and "smoke" translucent, hwo does that fit into ur joke




like this piece of poo poo that seemed to be everywhere in like 2000



Mulatto

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008



remember when everything was available in that blue color scheme like the one in the middle there




vcrs, calculators, tvs, probably dildos, staplers, every loving thing i swear

appropriatemetaphor
Jan 26, 2006


gonna use a picture of my own comp as my desktop

Friginator
May 13, 2014

by zen death robot

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
imbookmarking this thread cause tomorrow youre dead jimmyjams fuckin dead

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

the lgr guy on youtube put some woodgrain contact paper on his computer

No I'm talkin real wood. Neon smiley face inlays. Universal. Except the grain varies.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



ClamdestineBoyster posted:

No I'm talkin real wood. Neon smiley face inlays. Universal. Except the grain varies.

Why not build a little fireplace for it, all cozy-like? Make sure it stays nice and toasty warm.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

They misspelled "poo poo" as colorful.

Vaginal Vagrant
Jan 12, 2007

by R. Guyovich
I used to have a wooden computer,

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Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:

what about when computers were like grayish and "smoke" translucent, hwo does that fit into ur joke




like this piece of poo poo that seemed to be everywhere in like 2000


This post reminded me to check http://y2kaestheticinstitute.tumblr.com for updates

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