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Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
folks i preordered this poo poo pile

i can't describe to you in words of the human language of how bad this game is

holy poo poo, it is so bad

it will be the last thing on my lips as i lay dying "dont...play...no mans...sky"

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Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

sorry

Iron Prince
Aug 28, 2005
Buglord
haha gently caress you nerd

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Isn't it just spore?

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
bet you preordered spore too. idiot

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

hahahah, you fuckin' preordered a game, you deserve this

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Volcott posted:

Isn't it just spore?

lol

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

symbolic posted:

hahahah, you fuckin' preordered a game, you deserve this

Kaedric
Sep 5, 2000

I'm glad that there is a goon out there living such a blessed life to where purchasing a 60 dollar video game ranks as the absolute worst thing. It gives hope for the rest of us

Enfield
May 30, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
can someone give me 60$

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

don't worry, when you grow up you'll make mistakes that cost you way more than 60 bux

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord
$60 is a lot of money to some people, like the sad sack piece of poo poo OP for instance.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

symbolic posted:

hahahah, you fuckin' preordered a game, you deserve this

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

EA GAMES' MASTERPIECE 'MADDEN 2018 G.O.A.T. EDITION' IS A GLORIOUS TRIUMPH OF ART AND TECHNOLOGY. IT BRINGS GAMEDAY RIGHT TO THE PLAYER AND WHOEVER SAYS OTHERWISE CAN, YOU GUESSED IT...
SUCK THE SHIT STRAIGHT OUT OF MY OWN ASSHOLE.

BUY IT.
what, you gonna buy every new piece of trash that comes along?

*slams Appetite for Destruction into cassette player, fires up Wolf 3D*

Bubble Bobby
Jan 28, 2005
there were several threads about how much this game was going to suck, you have no one to blame but yourself

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
hey guys I am retarded - the op

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
I deserve it all

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


ive got serioius opinions on video games.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

ive got serioius opinions on video games.

I got some serious as gently caress opinions on video games... and its ...

















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THEY ARE loving GOOD AS HECK!!!!!!! :c00lbert:

old fat bird
Oct 27, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
it's a game for chill people to play casually, I wouldn't expert an uncool nerd like the Op to enjoy it - especially if other peoples opinions were involved

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


do gamers have theyre own preferred pronouns yet??

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

do gamers have theyre own preferred pronouns yet??

cuck, cucked, cucking

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Homestar Runner
Oct 9, 2012

This is the best videogame
I have ever played!
give it to forums goon Celluloid Sam

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


op can i introduce you to EVE

since you have bad taste about space games, you might enjoy it

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if thats ur worst life decision you need to live a little OP

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Nooner posted:

cuck, cucked, cucking

who stole your avatar nooner this is plumb unacceptable.

Artum
Feb 13, 2012

DUN da dun dun da DUUUN
Soiled Meat

numberoneposter posted:

if thats ur worst life decision you need to live a little OP

Beaten to the punch but exactly this.

It's £40 or whatever it is in dollars, walk it off you pansy.

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
More like No Man Likes It

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
No Man's Game

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



No Game, Man

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

More like no man's land

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
I've never been a fan of inventory management games.

buckets of buckets
Apr 8, 2012

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mdm posted:

More like No Man Likes It

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV1fUwKMdAI

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



It's just like Minecraft except you can't build anything and there's only one kind of enemy and the graphics are worse

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I told the internet it would be bad

I told them

But they refused to listen to me


Now look at them

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
did you hear about how reaching the core just starts the game over







spoilers btw dont read that to not get spoilerd

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vupCgB8H9Og

Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
This is the exact reason I never preorder games

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
how bad is the games thread about it

are people getting banned for saying that it's bad

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Bitter fly
Sep 25, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
I preordered Fallout 4 which also sucks, so I share your pain friend :glomp:

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