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what is the optimal number of showers to clean yourself
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i'm not sure and i don't want to half-rear end it, so i just don't shower.
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Aug 25, 2016 15:28
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my rule of thumb has always been "shower every hour" but i still feel dirty
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Aug 25, 2016 15:29
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my skin is a layer of soot
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Aug 25, 2016 15:29
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ill never be clean
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Aug 25, 2016 15:32
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i have fleas
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Aug 25, 2016 15:33
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I hate it when my showers don't take
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Aug 25, 2016 15:34
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showers dont wash away sin you will only be truly clean after burning in the fires of purgatory
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Aug 25, 2016 15:35
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Zzulu posted:showers dont wash away sin wrong idiot
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Aug 25, 2016 15:37
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not to toot my own penis, but i have a phd in burning
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Aug 25, 2016 15:38
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my favorite place to eat spaghetti closed 
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Aug 25, 2016 15:39
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mods please sticky
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Aug 25, 2016 15:39
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just ray posted:my favorite place to eat spaghetti closed its alwways good to have a contingency plan in queso emergency
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Aug 25, 2016 15:40
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Rain is my shower. How clean I'll get is pretty hit and miss. And I just stink my way through the winter.
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Aug 25, 2016 15:40
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everybody in this thread has an animal avatar so im gonna say just lick your self clean every hour or two and ull be good
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Aug 25, 2016 15:42
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Fallows posted:everybody in this thread has an animal avatar so im gonna say just lick your self clean every hour or two and ull be good i am not an animal
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Aug 25, 2016 15:43
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Fallows posted:everybody in this thread has an animal avatar so im gonna say just lick your self clean every hour or two and ull be good It's called preening.
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Aug 25, 2016 15:44
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just ray posted:i am not an animal go preen your self
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Aug 25, 2016 15:45
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one I hope
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Aug 25, 2016 15:52
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how many jacked off willys qualify as a shower
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Aug 25, 2016 15:56
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Fallows posted:everybody in this thread has an animal avatar so im gonna say just lick your self clean every hour or two and ull be good i tend to focus on one area too much
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Aug 25, 2016 15:57
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two per day
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Aug 25, 2016 15:58
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Fallows posted:everybody in this thread has an animal avatar so im gonna say just lick your self clean every hour or two and ull be good my avatar is a dragon shape shifted into a human preparing to defend her hoard.
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Aug 25, 2016 15:59
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This the op?
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Aug 25, 2016 16:01
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my name is dirt and this is my brother burt
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Aug 25, 2016 16:04
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Im surrounded by small fish that eat the detritus from my body and between my teeth.
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Aug 25, 2016 16:08
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King of Bees posted:Im surrounded by small fish that eat the detritus from my body and between my teeth. thats a good idea im going to buy some remoras
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Aug 25, 2016 16:09
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stay in the bath all day and have your servants constantly change the water and baste you with soap like a fat sooty loving turkey
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Aug 25, 2016 16:13
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2-3 a day. I run sometimes twice a day and once before work. Feels good man
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Aug 25, 2016 16:15
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Oscar Wild posted:2-3 a day. I run sometimes twice a day and once before work. Feels good man shut the gently caress up
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Aug 25, 2016 16:15
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people who take 2-3 showers a day irritate me I guess ok if you're running that's one thing but I have a friend who takes 4 showers a day when she isn't even doing anything
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Aug 25, 2016 17:54
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just ray posted:thats a good idea I use whale sharks
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Aug 25, 2016 17:57
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Moridin920 posted:people who take 2-3 showers a day irritate me yeah people with OCD really bother me too
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Aug 25, 2016 18:00
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Beefeater posted:Rain is my shower. How clean I'll get is pretty hit and miss. And I just stink my way through the winter. Look at this loser who doesn't get snow. Newsflash, stinkmonger: roll around in the snow because it's abrasive and will get more dirt off. Then just jump in the hot spring and a troopmate of lower social standing will pluck the lice and bugs out of your pelt.
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Aug 25, 2016 18:02
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Moridin920 posted:people who take 2-3 showers a day irritate me masturbation
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Aug 25, 2016 20:58
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if I don't go to the gym I take a shower before work and that's it but if I go to the gym I shower after the sauna because I'm so nasty
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Aug 25, 2016 20:59
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100 Golden Showers: The Toilet Shoes Story
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Aug 25, 2016 21:01
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It doesn't matter how many you take, the dirt is on the inside.
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Aug 25, 2016 21:03
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Can someone define clean for me? The whole clean / not clean thing is puzzling to me.
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Aug 25, 2016 21:06
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I take a shower with acid it lasts hours and BLOWS MY MIND INTO PURINA DOG CHOW CHUNKS YOU DIRTY FUCKS
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