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remora?
i just met her
cram it
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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i need some remoras to eat the filth off of my body.

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just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
mods please sticky

Nolan Arenado
May 8, 2009

That fish looks like it has a skillet on its head. You could fry a burger on that thing.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

OctoberBlues posted:

That fish looks like it has a skillet on its head. You could fry a burger on that thing.

they stick to you and eat your comings and goings

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

just ray posted:

mods please sticky

This

Decebal
Jan 6, 2010
A Dremora ? I hope you're an accomplished fighter or mage OP cuz those things are though and otherworldly.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Decebal posted:

A Dremora ? I hope you're an accomplished fighter or mage OP cuz those things are though and otherworldly.

no a remora. do you speak english?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Lies of Locke Remora was a p. good book

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

Bert Roberge posted:

Lies of Locke Remora was a p. good book

so was ramona the pest

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

Whale sharks have tons of remoras, so you could try getting really fat and swiming in the ocean.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

McGavin posted:

Whale sharks have tons of remoras, so you could try getting really fat and swiming in the ocean.

maybe i should just kill some whale sharks :confused:

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
First you get the manta. Then you get the remora. Then you get the filth eaten out of your body.

ChrisHansen
Oct 28, 2014

Suck my damn balls.
Lipstick Apathy
I want to start a spa where you let little fishes eat your feet.


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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Very carefully

Dr. Dogballs Jr.
Jun 9, 2014

the angriest sex machine

ChrisHansen posted:

I want to start a spa where you let little fishes eat your feet.


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the koreans everuwhere have you beat

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx
i want to put a remora on my butthole so i dont have to wipe anymore

epileptic_ev
Aug 25, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
i too enjoy making poo poo up on the internet

but im not dumb enough to fail an aspd examination from low level psych docs or even world acclaimed ones :D

gl hf

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

just ray posted:

maybe i should just kill some whale sharks :confused:

They are endangered so they're tough to find and kill. On the plus side this means that there are tons of remoras looking for something to latch on to.

just ray
Jan 3, 2014

by merry exmarx

epileptic_ev posted:

i too enjoy making poo poo up on the internet

but im not dumb enough to fail an aspd examination from low level psych docs or even world acclaimed ones :D

gl hf

oh dare, you crazy creep

how is your butthole?

FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
You must first think like a remora.

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

just ray posted:

i want to put a remora on my butthole so i dont have to wipe anymore

You want to find an Echeneis naucrates or E. neucratoides as gut dissections strongly indicate they subsist on a diet of their host's feces.

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